Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.

Three unrelated things

Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing. Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all. DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon Please share x 🎸

Take a look for yourself: we've made an interactive map that lets you explore council tax and property value data across England and Wales: taxpolicy.org.uk/2025/11/25/c... (sorry Scotland, Northern Ireland)

I'm opting to drive to my Xmas do on Friday so I can piss off as soon as I've eaten. I only like a couple of my colleagues and don't know the rest. I'd have opted out altogether but I'd be on call otherwise.

Somehow, we managed to reach Peak Manchester United and Peak Everton on the same evening, a stoppable force meeting an extremely movable object.

Everton fans you’re damn right we’ve updated the mugs and posters 🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

On May 11, 1950, while working on the Rawlins National Bank in Wyoming, a construction crew unearthed a whiskey barrel that contained a human skeleton with its skull cap sawed off & an odd pair of shoes. Dr. Lillian Heath, now in her 80s, was asked if she knew anything about it...🧵

Finally on a train to Salisbury. Train tapas is out.

"We are now approaching Mortimer". Just making shit up now on this weird journey. I'm also sat next to some youths who were taking the piss out of folk on the tube 2 hours ago for not smiling. Then took the piss out of me for laughing at that.

My train got cancelled just before it left Paddington. I've now jumped the next one to Reading and I'm hoping to find my way back from there. Otherwise I'll be selling my arse for lodgings again.

May as well have another. Flensberger Pils in The Bear, Paddington.

Solo pints in Khan's London tonight. Unbranded glasses at Waterloo Tap so I won't nick them. Need to find a decent boozer near Paddington for my one for the road/rail.

Nearly made kick off. Unbelievable scenes.

Khan's London. Little Taperia in Tooting. #thepatheticcasuals @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social

Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be recycled into Plastic Bags, so he could still pose a threat to Children. #TOTP

Tough choice tomorrow. Get up early and try and get a fry up in before the train or try and eat on the run/get a lift in from Mrs P?

If you see this post your getaway vehicle.

Solo pint. The barmaid is doing online training, daughter's ill. Nobody will disturb it this week.

I believe they prefer to be called Americans

Man walks into police station days after five held on suspicion of his murder

This is very very illegal in France. If the government doesn’t do anything about this then we might go ahead and say American companies are above the law.

I hope that guy's hand is okay. 👑

With the greatest respect, it's effing Christmas in five weeks or something stupid like that, so if you're after some football-based nonsense for the less discerning in your life to to our shop, we've drawn like over 100 teams and plastered them on mugs and prints Go, go NOW 🛒 noscoredraws.com

I got someone I like at work in the Secret Santa… any new/recent books about the 90s rave scene or early D&B scene ? Recommendations would be appreciated. Tah

Day out riding around the Solent in this. Bit boring but it's given me a day away from the man baby at work. Fucking freezing on that waterfront.

I'd urge people to read Ultra Processed People by Chris Van Tulleken. It makes you think about every ingredient in your food. Supermarket bread is hard to avoid but it's not bread. It's full of shite that clings to your teeth.

Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds

Yep

Marvellous for Scotland but I see Marciniak tried to make it all about him with another howler. I probably hate that bald, Polish, fascist wanker more than anyone in football.

I've come to the boozer for the weekly quiz and it's now monthly. Fuming. Pints with my Preston pal though.

I'm in the middle of a training course on embalming. The bloke just put loads of pictures of post mortems up. Inside of skulls and that. I was eating my butties at the time. Might swerve the jam donut.

Remember when we used to think helping refugees and fellow humans in peril was a good thing. Nicholas Winton wasn't frisking them for stuff he could flog.

I'd rather like the temperature to not dip too low. I'm on call next week and this is likely to finish quite a few off. I don't want to have to keep going out all night after a shit day at work.

Wow, he looks just like him!

There were 93 homicides in London last year: population 9 million In New York - population 8.5 million - there were 391. London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago. And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing

After a court order, X refuses to take down the non consensual intimate images of a Canadian citizen in violation of the law. They’re acting like a user saying they don’t want intimate images online for the world to see is equivalent to, idk, a US President censoring political opinions 🙄 1/

I was tagged and asked to take a look at this claim - cos, well just look at it!🙄 Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque? It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage 🧵 1/26

Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪

Norman Tebbit, Brighton, 1984.

Overheard a lady in the pub tonight say the word "cowyed/keaw yed" twice. Not a common word or accent around here. I went over and asked if she was from Westhoughton. "Well, I'm the mayor of Westhoughton". Lovely people but all support them men. Shame.

Scotland are quite lucky that Greece don't know how to score.

"I am a man who will fight for your honour, I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth" - Peter Et Cetera.

I've just seen a photo of the England rugby team holding a trophy for winning a friendly today. Do they get trophies for all their friendly matches?

I've decided a brutal reorganisation of the loft is in order. Low bar for sentimentality. Then I've got to these and I'm not sure what to do.

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 President Trump changed the flight designation for the presidential helicopter from Marine One to 'Black Hawk TUAH".