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Today's collar of choice

Mikey Moore is a player that will always get his full name when talked about. Nobody is calling him Moore.

This is already better than last night's match

We are doing this Chelsea team in a couple of weeks

Don't wanna be fickle but give Paulinha a permanent contract based on this match alone

Xavi on the gram

This result was all done to one person and one person only

If/when we stay up, our social media team better release a compilation video of all the pundits, YouTubers etc saying we are guaranteed to go down. Carragher, on MNF, said we had no chance of getting a win against Wolves nevermind Villa.

Tottenham away ole ole

I can't believe that Emery has told his players that it is acceptable to lose by prioritising the Europa League

Anyone else shitting it for the second half?

Let's gooooo

I care that little about villa that I had to go on a villa forum to see if that team was rotated or not.

Sickening that Spurs and United were in the same position last year, Spurs beat them in a European final and now look at the state of both clubs.

First proper road trip with my #polestar 📍Sligo, Ireland

West Ham winning

🙏

Please tottingham

Tbf I thought Forest were already out of it after last weekend but still...

The football gods are proper cunts

Rumours that Udogie is injured again.

Has anyone in the premier league scored from a long throw in this season?

West Ham getting every decision here

Brennan is gonna get sent off tonight lol

I personally have always admired the American franchise model and think we should abolish relegation starting with this season.

I think that's Forest out of it. Between Spurs and West Ham and I think West Ham are staying up.

Forest were always winning this but why'd the football gods have to have Burnley go one up to get our hopes up?

Michael Dawson is an ENIC puppet.

We always do it to ourselves

Bentancur has been brilliant

You spursssssssss

Weirdly confident going into this today but I was also confident going into Palace and Forest so 🤷‍♂️ #COYS

Starting to get really sick of this Irish weather lads. Can't walk the dog without getting fucking soaked. Hateful place.

We are cooked

Muani and Gallagher are two of the worst players I've seen stick a spurs kit on.

Spurs players don't care. Just sauntering about.

Tyson Fury is a big right wing wab. Hope he gets slapped here.

Dog friendly pubs are the future

I'd love a new under armour deal. I hated it at the time but Nike kits are woeful. Also, if we get relegated, give Dele a shot in the championship.

If/when Spurs get relegated, how do we watch all the matches next season? Can Spurs broadcast them on Spurs Play?

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One of my main points of optimism for staying in the PL was Kudus coming back from injury after the international break

Waking up and checking the blue jays score