Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)

that point could end up being the difference between arsenal finishing second with 81 points and second with 82 points

this seems like sensible advice if you live in the US and want to do effective protest about Kimmel:

Spurs versus Brighton today. Getting the mind games started early by daubing this local community centre with an array of anti-vegan graffiti and insinuations about the competency of recently elected Green Party officials

In drama I know a lot of Plot: 85, Characters: 50 type of guys

I maintain that every profession should have an annual day where you very publicly get given a score card with a mark out of 100 for how good you are at different aspects of your job

This was Fallon’s moment to stand up and speak out against the corruption at the heart of Ingen and he failed comprehensively to do so

It’s not just that what America has become is extremely alarming, it’s that it’s also toe-curlingly pathetic. Loser-shit. Land of the fucking cringe, lads

It was a video projected onto a wall. Where do they get their wacky ideas. I’ve shared it with all my lefty friends

Arsenal, come get your boy

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

I wrote this in January, about the issues we face when responsibility for covering the irony-poisoned and extremely-online trolls of the far right, falls to journalists who can't rotate a PDF. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

Lovely. Now back to not spending a single second thinking about West Ham until we play them again

Lets his lawyers have Sundays off? Where is the grindset?? Weak . Beta

This ref man

Zsa Zsa Goalbor

Haha kill me

Hoping to never find out what parasocial nickname the mentally ill Arsenal fans have come up with for Zubimendi. Zu or Zoobs or Zub-Zub or something

Last night I dreamt I bumped into an ex and she was telling me how her new boyfriend came up with the idea of wearing a nice shirt to the beach so you can go straight to a restaurant after swimming. And I was like I don’t think he invented that and she was like God you haven’t changed

Watching through the window as my 14 year old son walks down our street through a rainstorm, his waterproof coat held uselessly in his hand

Reading the follow up novel to Lonesome Dove and the author casually dropping in that a beloved character I just spent 800 pages with died randomly between books when his horse landed on him has left me RATTLED

Can’t stop thinking about this scene since Levy got kicked out

Daniel Levy was always steadfast in his position: "As long as Giorgio Armani has breath in his lungs, I will remain chairman of Tottenham Hotspur". And he stuck to that. Which was odd, really

Since there are no thumbnails allowed on Bluesky:

I actually enjoy the 100 tweets about sending illegal immigrants home that our Prime Minister writes every single day in order to supplicate to the far right. I think it’s helping to soothe tensions, is morally defensible, and I can’t wait to vote for him again!

God, hope Liverpool are going to be okay

I think the start of the premier league season has put into harsh focus a painful reality for Tottenham Hotspur, which is that the Kraken sleeve badge almost totally ruins what could otherwise have been an all-timer away kit

Good to see boring teams getting punished

Losing to Tory Brighton. Kulusevski spinning in his grave

Worked out nice in the end

My kids are doing a rewatch of all the Jurassic Park/World movies and I will just say that when you watch it alongside the newer movies The Lost World has aged very well

The Final Destination movies would be better without all the horrible deaths. Just people going about their days, enjoying life etc

If my club had started this transfer window by trying to extend the contract of a known rapist I’d probably be a lot less bantery about other club’s dealings but that’s just me!

The real 'two tier' divide in British politics is between the wife of a Conservative councillor calling for refugees to be burnt alive, being treated as a brave 'political prisoner', and the protestors calling for the end of mass starvation and genocide, being treated as domestic terrorists

It pains me

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Thomas Frank: To be very, very clear, I don’t want any players that don’t want to come to the club. They don't want to come to the club, to wear this fantastic badge, we don’t want them here.

Can I get in on this?

Somewhere right now an A24 development exec is making a breathless phone call

Stupid sexy Flanders...

Watching Alien: Earth. If my consciousness had been uploaded into a robot body and my sister asked me a very specific question in order to prove I was me, and it was like "what was the first thing I said on Christmas morning when we were 6 years old?" I am sorry but I would not have a fucking clue

Perhaps, one day, schoolkids will study this squalid little chapter in British terror-panic history. When they do, I hope these two headlines from today are printed side by side, with clear annotation of which individual faced more outrage and condemnation.

There are levels to this game

Arsenal love a white kit don’t they