Pluribus is what we in the biz call “fucking annoyingly good”

Can I surprise you? I think last minute equalisers in 2-2 draws with North London teams are good actually

Fucksake

Bring these lads on 2nd half

Your dog’s scared of fireworks? Well maybe you should educate it on the persecution of Catholics by King James VI. Maybe be a responsible owner and give it some fucking context for once

“Bell them elves again lad” Christmas party season almost here let’s fucken goooooo

Love how both Wilson and Destiny can’t believe what’s happening 😂

American politics. A toxic cesspit. Unsalvageable I fear 😔

Got one now tho

Really nice to have a Spurs game without Glenn Hoddle on co-comms. He is in the studio tho and just tried to put Micky Van De Ven up for sale so it’s all good

Hygge that motherfuckers

Lovely stuff this #COYS

I never want to find out how The Walking Dead gets these characters to Europe I just assume they swim or something

Yeah well I play my children Italian brain rot YouTube videos until 3 o’clock in the morning when they finally pass out from motion sickness and we’ve never been closer

I heard there was a secret mash That turned into a graveyard smash But you don't really care for monsters, do you?

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

North London set piece sludge merchants

David Harbour looking at Spotify, finger hovering over the play button. “Do you think she’s still mad at me?”

Losing Joe Wilkinson and Stephen Fry in one episode. Diabolical

Monaco’s stadium could have doubled as like an Imperial senate amphitheatre or something in Andor

People who have come to the United Kingdom legally, played by the rules and made it their home do not need to “go home”. This is their home. I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.

There’s no solidarity quite like that between client journalists, the government and their billionaire backers. It’s all one big club. This so-called “journalist” called for me — a British MP — to be deported because I’m Muslim. Yet somehow he’s the victim. Cry me a river.

Think this might be the year Thomas Partey FC manage to get it over the line. However ‘looking like you’re going to do it’ is an important, if not integral, part of the bottling process 🤞

Always appalling vibes from this lad

Agent Ange your mission is complete

The silence of the Westminster lobby as one of their own backs calls for me — an elected Member of Parliament — to be deported is telling. No condemnation, just bootlicking of their proprietors and jostling for Zone 2 dinner party invites. Our media class is rotten to the core.

This has been great for the bearded Joe community

Fartday Murder Club

I wrote this. As part of our promotion we are going to destroy every single copy of the 1984 original movie in existence and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it

Hamnet is a silly name and I’d say that to Shakespeare’s face

Maybe dedicating an entire month every year to celebrating Halloween is not the sign of a healthy country

First shot of celebrity traitors is just Alan Carr covered in blood screaming

I do a film and TV podcast with my pal @willcollins.bsky.social where we take something topical and do a top three procrastinating on mic. It's hard to promote it since the death of social media. But it's worth a shot signal boosting here again. Have a listen. linktr.ee/screenplaypod

George Smiley:

Never had much time for the city of Leeds. If you’re in that part of the world you’re visiting the York Viking Museum and then getting the HELL out

When your girlfriend is listening to some good voice notes but also doing stuff around the house so you have to follow her room-to-room to make sure you don't miss any of the plot points

Turned down a big Hollywood remake and now my son’s film studies course is studying the original, denying me the chance to finally achieve my ultimate professional goal (mildly impressing my child’s teacher)

They do say the sign of a good team is scraping undeserved draws against inferior opposition

VAR must die

Passive aggressive

Woltemade scoring is particularly impressive when you consider the terrible flashbacks of being felled and dragged from the forest he suffers whenever an Arsenal player calls for Jurrien Timber

Still somehow having to drop everything and fly to Budapest because Tilly Norward is screaming at the director in the makeup trailer again

Snowflake woke horses

Arsenal fans celebrating Liverpool dropping points as if they are in a title race with them is cute actually

Shocked honestly

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/