Almost 5pm and it’s still bright out. As we say in Ireland. Up the Ra. Ra being the ancient Egyptian sun god. We give thanks to our Sun deity, and praise him.

One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager

You must never forget Dante’s lesson that there are many levels to hell

Our long nightmare is over. Now a new nightmare begins.

We’ll always have those two good pre-season games (one of which we lost)

I have to say, gallows humour aside, I am starting to seriously worry about the negative effect this might have on Daniel Levy’s share price

Spurs getting relegated? To what? The Championship? A ship full of champions? Well call me the captain because that sounds like my kind of boat!

It’s actually criminal that spurs didn’t bring in more players in January. I mean it’s actually a crime and I would like someone to be in jail

Remarkable to think that Chris Bauer was only 19 years old when he played Frank Sobotka in The Wire

Happy that Jack Thorne gets this too

We don’t have to accept this.

Brighton and Crystal Palace fans angered the football gods by inventing a fake rivalry and as punishment have been cursed to watch the most dirge derby matches imaginable for all eternity

My boys

Face saving 2nd half. Xavi is the real deal. Big Dom magic. City still in touching distance of Thomas Partey FC

I actually taught Solanke how to do that

I don’t say this lightly but we need a giant go-kart track underneath the stadium and we need it NOW

Neville’s being a tad harsh. We literally don’t have a squad!

Atmosphere worse than the lockdown games

Beginning to think Dragusin is not going to be the answer to all our problems

Very bare bones Tottenham squad. Really unfortunate that the government passed a bill in the House of Commons making it illegal for us to buy new players but there we go. We must live within our means

Frankfurt stopping the Frank hurt 😔

If I’m watching my gardener get a bollocking from a wizard and he comes up with “I ain’t been dropping no eaves” ON THE FLY? I’m losing it. I’m creasing. I’m looking at Gandalf and being like we have got to take this cunt on the quest my guy

Come over babe, new Leni Riefenstahl dropping…

Clever bit of promo this, letting Man Utd ‘hijack’ all the points

Imagine surviving the apocalypse only to be hunted down by boat and harvested for your delicious piss by this Jesus army mother fucker

Black Doves series 3

Unbearable

Needs to use that dagger to trim those facken sideburns 🤪🤟👻

Found it quite strange that 50,000 people going apoplectic every time Vicario took a few extra seconds to make a pass yesterday didn't seem to help the team relax

It could be worse

The latest David Attenborough documentary ‘Kingdom’ is an absolute fucking bloodbath

Frustrating to have to watch 90 minutes of football to get to the punch up

We should buy a Labrador and call it Draw, just to try and improve things

The one off Spurs shirt is lush tho

Fiona you are absolutely mad as a goose

“My son’s a worthless piece of shit and so am I”

Martinelli, what a scum bag

Stephen about to live a gay man's greatest dream of watching the ultimate motherquake #TheTraitors

SOMEONE GIVE REECE A HUG

Prisons up and down the country must be full of innocent people that Amanda has put away

I’m voting for yourself, Gru

Know this is not a huge revelation but I had a look at The Sun's coverage of the Minneapolis ICE murder and that fucking rag and all the others like it are going to do everything they can to try and help what's happening in America happen here

Thomas Frank has been photographed kissing Sol Campbell gently on the face and whispering that he is his “moon and his stars”. You have to say this is another easily avoidable, if undeniably touching, gaff from the beleaguered manager which will do nothing to win over frustrated Tottenham fans

TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head

TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head

Finally home. 1st half good. 2nd half a welcome return to mediocrity. Got into a row with a Sunderland fan sitting in our end for calling Richarlison a poof. Had a McDonald’s in Victoria station, an unmatched culinary experience. And with that the Christmas holiday window slams shut. Rest now Santa

Doing a 4+ hour round trip on a hangover to watch Tottenham Hotspur play war crimes football in the freezing cold against Sunderland because I hate to be happy. I despise the feeling of joy.