This is real

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

Maybe modern hospitals have rules about being mostly painted bright white but The Pitt’s production design makes me miss ER’s colour scheme

And this. He literally sought him out.

Tone deaf of the club to announce this now or a clever ploy to attract a new manager with the promise of a free trip to beautiful New Zealand, land of the hobbits? Expect noted Lord of the Rings fan Pep ‘Pippin’ Guardiola to sign on imminently

Um.

Good to be morally superior to Arsenal even if we’re much much worse at football

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Just watched Citizen Kane for the first time and it was so good I’m furious. Things that everyone agrees are obviously good shouldn’t actually be that good. My actual favorite movie now might be Citizen goddamn Kane. Can you imagine anything more fucking embarrassing

"I'm doing my part!"

It was by the end!

When you’re sitting in the away end with only a Twix for consolation

Got told by a lot of Arsenal fans we shouldn't get excited about winning the Europa League due to it not being a big enough trophy for them, so expect Wembley to be basically empty today

Good for the old morale that. Atlético, if you meet Arsenal you better beat Arsenal #COYS

Look, I’m emotionally invested in anything SkyTV do absolutely dying on its arse. But the SNL promo was fine

VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆

This was slightly undermined by him saying it in Catalan

Only six more months to award season.

Now that Timothee Chalamet has been taught a bloody good lesson everyone can go back to doing what they do best: Regularly and enthusiastically attending the ballet and opera

coys?

Vicario poppadom hands

Lol. Lmao, even. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Watching the pandemic era series of Taskmaster and it’s giving me horrible lockdown flashbacks

If I was a crew member on the Titanic and my colleague sarcastically said "smell ice can you?" as we were sinking into the ocean I would be absolutely stewing on that for weeks. I would be playing that bitchy little comment over and over in my head on a loop

1-1 draw in Europe? Pretty embarrassing result. Humiliating.

Okay this is quite spursy tbf

When Arsenal win there are a dozen articles about how this is a sign of their renewed mental fortitude. When they lose there are a dozen articles about how the wheels are coming off this brittle band of scared children. This will continue for the rest of the season to the detriment of us all

Watched so much ‘Rob and Romesh’ recently I’ve developed an incredibly powerful parasocial relationship with them. Started Last One Laughing and was like ‘there’s my boy Rob. My good friend with whom I’ve shared so many adventures. I should text Romesh about this’

Absolute elite level shithousery from Wolves. And I love it.

Being released onto the manicured grounds of a stately home and being hunted for sport by Emerald Fennell and those Investment banker lads who make Industry

Almost 5pm and it’s still bright out. As we say in Ireland. Up the Ra. Ra being the ancient Egyptian sun god. We give thanks to our Sun deity, and praise him.

One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager

You must never forget Dante’s lesson that there are many levels to hell

Our long nightmare is over. Now a new nightmare begins.

We’ll always have those two good pre-season games (one of which we lost)

I have to say, gallows humour aside, I am starting to seriously worry about the negative effect this might have on Daniel Levy’s share price

Spurs getting relegated? To what? The Championship? A ship full of champions? Well call me the captain because that sounds like my kind of boat!

It’s actually criminal that spurs didn’t bring in more players in January. I mean it’s actually a crime and I would like someone to be in jail

Remarkable to think that Chris Bauer was only 19 years old when he played Frank Sobotka in The Wire

Happy that Jack Thorne gets this too

We don’t have to accept this.

Brighton and Crystal Palace fans angered the football gods by inventing a fake rivalry and as punishment have been cursed to watch the most dirge derby matches imaginable for all eternity