The Assassination of My Relatively Good Mood by the Coward Thomas Tuchel.

Massive gamble by the manager to put him up against the greatest player that ever lived. But, he’s their captain, so I guess Scaloni has got to pick him.

Referee looks a lot like Trossard. Think that’s getting in Odegaard’s head. We need to use that

Hearing Chris Nolan has made a sequel to this??

For the Egyptians to be undone by VAR, a word that is literally full of pyramids, must feel particularly painful

I don’t know how a country comes back from being mugged off like this

Hang it in the Musée Magritte.

the brits are screaming wonderwall in the azteca. god is dead

When a game goes to extra time ITV should just cut it off. We had a Poirot re-run scheduled and we’re sticking with it.

I'm shocked to see the black, muslim (Spurs) player become the scapegoat amongst many corners of England's support and media, truly I am...

Arsenal fans will really watch that whole Madueke performance and still bore on about Spence. Makes you think! 😔

For her

This thing about Spence being shit - like, he hasn’t been? But people think he has? Once again a black man with some attitude isn’t what people like, is it. Unconscious bias is so real.

Danny Murphys cat didnt get killed for this

This has been one long apology from Declan Rice to the Republic of Ireland

Joe Hart’s hair transplant has cursed us

Do people think that because Tottenham had two bad seasons we just… lost all our money? We’re not letting Beyoncé play in our stadium for free babe

Wore a replica England shirt for the Ghana match. Let me tell you, that is NOT a breathable fabric. 100% polyester? In this weather? Forget about it. I don't know how all the Arsenal fans do it every day

Starmer is a start but I won’t be happy until every arsenal fan in the country loses their job

Luka Vušković looking like a bright young prospect who could use a season long loan to, say, Brighton and Hove Albion

She just rocks, there's nothing else to say really

Declan Rice turning his back the gooner coward

Lot of Americans on social media confusing the sentiment "It's just like a movie here!" with "I think this would be a good place to live!"

Got Scotland and Japan in my World Cup sweepstakes

Mmmmmm

Here you go, just for you:

Diana Ross USA 94 opening ceremony penalty that cuts to Gabriel champions league final miss please someone

What if Doctor Who was a Tottenham Hotspur fan? BBC you have my number lets make this happen

This World Cup gonna be cheering on England and whoever USA are playing

Guardian: This brutal new drama about the resurfacing of homophobia which is scary, and transphobia, which we agree with 😉

There’s always next year mate

Walking through central London. Sad Arsenal fans everywhere. Drinking it in

Hahaha Gabriel

100% someone’s going to write a terrible play set around Arsenal winning the league. Snap shot of life, different classes and cultures bought together on one hot summer week in London. At the National or the Barbican maybe

I just think someone should make a tv show about masculinity

Mamdani must have been raging about this

Lot of Palace fans with ‘pride of South London’ banners which is a little rich considering Arsenal literally just won the league

Djed shitposting again. We’re so back.