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Check his hard drive

Never give the job to an Arsenal-supporting pragmatist with an annoying voice. I’ve always said this.

We go again.

Happy Father’s Day

Luka Vuskovic and his entourage may think he’s too good to sit on Spurs’ bench, after one decent season in the Bundesliga, but in the Premier League you have to face strikers of the calibre of Harry Kane.

🚨BREAKING: #THFC have entered the race to sign Newcastle midfielder Sandro Tonali. [Fabrizio Romano]

Pochball

VOTING CLOSED There were many fantastic skeets that helped us survive the last season, but a lot of you agreed that the funniest thing was the funniest thing - Congrats to @bankruptspurs.bsky.social you may make an acceptance skeet.

Monday.

There are people you can talk to, like Frank, you can 'Talk to Frank'. Wait, no, that doesn't work.

Renewed. It’s basically self-harm, at this point.

What’s the opposite of welcoming the bus into the stadium. Can we do that?

He'll be working on TV during the WC, criticising the world's best managers and players for using the centre of the pitch and trying to score goals

Look, was I in favour of Thomas Frank being appointed? No. Did I enjoy anything about his tenure? No. Did I feel empathy at the end, when he was being roundly booed at every game? No. But, do I think we should draw a line under everything and cease hostilities when he next returns to WHL? Also no.

As it stands, Tottenham Hotspur are going in to the 2026-27 season without an Official Tyre Partner. When Venkatesham, Charrington, and the Lewis Family told us last week that they were committed to turning this football club around, clearly it was all lies.

They were given a fixed penalty notice. Unfortunately they missed it.

Monday.

MOOD:

European trophies: Brennan Johnson - 2 Arsenal - 0

All these vacancies coming up at top clubs and Thomas Frank not linked to a single one. It’s almost as if this deranged take was complete and utter horseshit. Almost.

Tuesday.

“The Lewis Family remain utterly committed to blowing much, if not all, of their inheritance on fixing this mess. P.S. Season ticket renewal deadline is 7th June.”

Monday.

Djed shitposting again. We’re so back.

LOL

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

Lange and the board were right to not panic. It turned out fine.

What an experience it has been, this fight. For the last few months, every clearance, every block, every save, has felt like a victory. Every missed chance, every bad pass, like a defeat. I’ve never felt more alive as a Spurs fan. Let’s never do this again.

Train I was on got cancelled mid journey. Touch and go whether I make it at all, never mind in time for kick-off. Really helping with the stress levels.

Whatever happens today, I just want to say to every last one of you, after everything we’ve been through and experienced together over the years, that I’ve really come to regard you all as people who follow me on Bluesky. #COYS

Wednesday.

Everyone coming through the turnstiles on Sunday gets a raffle ticket. One number gets pulled out of the hat. That person plays right-wing against Everton.

The real ‘Great Replacement Theory’. Are we all just going to stand by and allow this to happen?

Monday.

Sunday.

Randomly woke up this morning and remembered this guy exists:

Tuesday.

Mood:

Conor Gallagher - Captain. Leader. Legend. I’ve always said this.

- Exposed Thomas Frank as a fraud. - Spanked West Ham. A true Spurs legend. 👏👏👏

Any updates on this?

I don’t think the main factor in our permanent injury crisis is bad luck or our crap medical department. It’s that, for years, the imbeciles running the club have decided that a vicious cycle of playing 50-game seasons with only 12 fit players at any given time is totally fine.

Mood:

It’s gonna be fine. Kind of.

Monday.

I just keep telling myself that statistically this was bound to happen in my lifetime.