Monday.

Bundesliga watchers - why were RB Leipzig so happy to let Simons leave? Asking for a friend. 👀

As the guy sat behind me kept pointing out, we looked better against them with nine men.

Sack him at half time and hire Martin Jol, justice finally done.

He’s got players trying to beat their man just to create an angle to pass it backwards. Sack him at half-time.

Quite simply, the best to ever do it. 🐐

Fair play to Brentford fans for sitting through seven years of this.

That’s why you accept Vicario’s flaws, because unreal saves like that make him net good.

Me watching “Frankball”:

This football is dog shit.

Everything reminds me of him @bankruptspurs.bsky.social

FFS, they just played “Angels” on Radio 2 and I got a bit teary. Not happy that a Robbie Williams song will now forever induce an emotion in me other than hate.

Sorry, I’m not having players turning around and dribbling towards their own goal, just to avoid passing the ball forward.

If you work for Sky Sports, how are you in the studio every week watching Rodney call him “Kulucheffski” and not intervening, for fuck’s sake?

So hyped for a week of Spurs podcast bros forensically dissecting Mergers & Acquisitions regulations.

Monday.

The Levy legacy. What might have been. Flawed. Not straightforward. Contradictory. And perhaps the epitome of a modern chair that will resonate with supporters of may clubs. tottenhamonmymind.com/2025/09/07/t...

I'm hugely enjoying the thought that having won a trophy, the Lewis family noticed they hadn't won enough, got annoyed and sacked him. If we'd lost to Yanited in the final, he'd still be in a job.

I, for one, welcome the new chairman of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club:

Podcast mood this week:

“Thomas, only the one shot on target today, but it’s a tough place to come to, the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.”

🚨BREAKING: #THFC are pushing to sign Chelsea midfielder Xavi Simons. [Florian Plettenberg]

I think it’s really important we don’t disrupt the balance of this team by making any signings.

The power of friendship > tactics

I’ve always said this.

We either win this or we sack him tonight. Those are the only acceptable options, because I’ve seen this movie before and fuck that.

🚨BREAKING: #THFC have announced that Cristian Romero will be the new captain of the club.

I fucking LOVE how all this hot bullshit of 'data driven recruiting' gets shown up, every single window. Lange walking in to Levy's office in a lab coat clutching a printout and saying "we've run the numbers and there's this Eze player at Palace the Spectrum thinks looks a prospect"

🚨BREAKING: #THFC have opened club-to-club talks with Manchester City to sign Savinho. The player is open to the move. [Fabrizio Romano]

I’m still emotionally all over the place. This is up there with my worst ever break-ups.

🚨NEW TAKE: Daniel Levy should give *fewer* interviews.

You’re 20 minutes into a mind-numbingly tedious discussion on football governance and he gives you this look - what do you do?

"With the new OneHotspur Legacy Shirts® initiative, members can continue to purchase Son Heung-Min shirts forever, for the low price of £127.99"

Monday.

A touching tribute to Sonny’s miss against Man City from Mathys Tel. 🫡

the face of a man who's pondering his orb tonight

🚨BREAKING: #THFC have agreed a deal with Bayern Munich to sign midfielder João Palhinha on a season-long loan, with a €30m option to make the move permanent. [Fabrizio Romano]

“I always win a trophy in my 4th game.”

Can I just shock you? I like meaningless North London derbies held overseas that demean a century of rivalry, despite what I said earlier. #thfc #coys

We’ll always have that afternoon in Reading, but it feels like this has run its course.

The age-old philosophical question - if everyone is posting, “why is everyone surprised Luka Vušković is incredible, I’ve been saying this for the past two years?”, is anyone actually surprised that Luka Vušković is incredible?

Everything reminds me of him. 🥲