Tuesday.

Mood:

Conor Gallagher - Captain. Leader. Legend. I’ve always said this.

- Exposed Thomas Frank as a fraud. - Spanked West Ham. A true Spurs legend. 👏👏👏

Any updates on this?

I don’t think the main factor in our permanent injury crisis is bad luck or our crap medical department. It’s that, for years, the imbeciles running the club have decided that a vicious cycle of playing 50-game seasons with only 12 fit players at any given time is totally fine.

Mood:

It’s gonna be fine. Kind of.

Monday.

I just keep telling myself that statistically this was bound to happen in my lifetime.

I find it tempting to recite/translate a Swedish poet: «All those days that came and went—little did I know they were life itself». It is about appreciating the present. I think the players should take it to heart. Today is the day! #COYS!!!

I think today is the day. The players finally realise the gravity of the situation we are in. Step on to the pitch and leave everything they have out there. Raise their level, give it their all, at last understand that “To Dare Is To Do”… Tottenham Hotspur 0-2 Brighton

Who could possibly have foreseen that putting billionaire nepo babies in the boardroom, LinkedIn Premium subscribers in the executive offices, overhyped frauds in the dugout, and cloggers with no technical ability on the pitch would lead to a club getting relegated?

Roberto, thanks for the half-arsed apology and the training videos, but it’s time to go.

Vinai Venkatesham inside the Manosphere when he has a managerial vacancy:

They look like the shit detectives who get replaced by the maverick one who's been in the Scandinavian wilderness since their partner was killed but has been called back in for this unsolvable case. They hold a grudge, overlook a key fact during the handover, and one gets murdered by the killer.

Monday.

🚨BREAKING: Roberto De Zerbi is #THFC’s top target for their next permanent manager, and the club are pushing hard to try to reach agreement with the Italian to start immediately. [Fabrizio Romano]

“Grandad, you know when we were in the Premier League and won the Europa League, that must have been a brilliant time to be a Spurs fan?”

I’m old enough to remember when a Spurs manager getting fired was a notable event

There’s actually no point staying up, is there, because the imbeciles that own/run this club will just relegate us next season, anyway?

Kieran McKenna should probably leave and join a struggling Premier League outfit instead of remaining at Ipswich, as a matter of principle.

Choose your fighter:

Monday.

I know we’re probably not supposed to say this, but, for me, the atmosphere inside the stadium was far, far better on Wednesday, when it was generated organically, and the energy was directed towards matters on the pitch, rather than a bus.

COYS

Godspeed, all. See you on the other side…

The greatest nepo baby of all time.

Spurs play today

Monday.

She was all of us:

Our best 45 minutes under Tudor. We’ve been terrible.

Feel like pure shit just want him back x

We didn't panic, you'll never sing that.

“It’s very important, even though it is highly frustrating with all the injuries, to remain disciplined. That you don’t force yourself to make stress purchases.”

🚨BREAKING: Igor Tudor’s job as head coach of #THFC is at serious risk. The club’s dream managerial appointment is now Roberto De Zerbi, but a deal could be difficult, as sources in Italy suggest he is currently “going nowhere”. [Fabrizio Romano]

Does anyone know if there are any former Tottenham Hotspur players/managers that would be willing to come in and take the job until the end of the season? Really hard to find any info on this in the media.

The owners are worried people will think they're stupid if they sack him. What they don't understand is that people alteady know they're stupid.

My boss just said he was surprised I was in after last night. I didn’t know i had the option to not come in after spurs have been beaten. This is a pleasing development

If you’re throwing games just to find out if a player we all know is not good enough is good enough, you are not the man to fix this. We are stuck with these players, so they need stability, structure, and positivity. Tudor hasn’t brought any of these. We need to move on quickly.

Yesterday, someone at work made the mistake of asking the question, “wouldn’t you have been better off sticking with Frank?” Not sure exactly how long my monologue lasted, but I have a sore throat today.

Email from the club. "Members week! Buy before it's too late!" Too late in what respect, exactly.....

Monday.

Can’t believe the space-time continuum has bent in on itself and I’m having to do posts about why Tim Sherwood should not be interim manager of Tottenham Hotspur in 2026.

Friday.

Kevin Danso refusing to take a long throw is probably my highlight of the season.

I agree. I believe we’re playing the worst football in the league currently, apart from Arsenal.