FFS, they just played “Angels” on Radio 2 and I got a bit teary. Not happy that a Robbie Williams song will now forever induce an emotion in me other than hate.

Sorry, I’m not having players turning around and dribbling towards their own goal, just to avoid passing the ball forward.

If you work for Sky Sports, how are you in the studio every week watching Rodney call him “Kulucheffski” and not intervening, for fuck’s sake?

So hyped for a week of Spurs podcast bros forensically dissecting Mergers & Acquisitions regulations.

Monday.

The Levy legacy. What might have been. Flawed. Not straightforward. Contradictory. And perhaps the epitome of a modern chair that will resonate with supporters of may clubs. tottenhamonmymind.com/2025/09/07/t...

I'm hugely enjoying the thought that having won a trophy, the Lewis family noticed they hadn't won enough, got annoyed and sacked him. If we'd lost to Yanited in the final, he'd still be in a job.

I, for one, welcome the new chairman of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club:

Podcast mood this week:

“Thomas, only the one shot on target today, but it’s a tough place to come to, the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.”

🚨BREAKING: #THFC are pushing to sign Chelsea midfielder Xavi Simons. [Florian Plettenberg]

I think it’s really important we don’t disrupt the balance of this team by making any signings.

The power of friendship > tactics

I’ve always said this.

We either win this or we sack him tonight. Those are the only acceptable options, because I’ve seen this movie before and fuck that.

🚨BREAKING: #THFC have announced that Cristian Romero will be the new captain of the club.

I fucking LOVE how all this hot bullshit of 'data driven recruiting' gets shown up, every single window. Lange walking in to Levy's office in a lab coat clutching a printout and saying "we've run the numbers and there's this Eze player at Palace the Spectrum thinks looks a prospect"

🚨BREAKING: #THFC have opened club-to-club talks with Manchester City to sign Savinho. The player is open to the move. [Fabrizio Romano]

I’m still emotionally all over the place. This is up there with my worst ever break-ups.

🚨NEW TAKE: Daniel Levy should give *fewer* interviews.

You’re 20 minutes into a mind-numbingly tedious discussion on football governance and he gives you this look - what do you do?

"With the new OneHotspur Legacy Shirts® initiative, members can continue to purchase Son Heung-Min shirts forever, for the low price of £127.99"

Monday.

A touching tribute to Sonny’s miss against Man City from Mathys Tel. 🫡

the face of a man who's pondering his orb tonight

🚨BREAKING: #THFC have agreed a deal with Bayern Munich to sign midfielder João Palhinha on a season-long loan, with a €30m option to make the move permanent. [Fabrizio Romano]

“I always win a trophy in my 4th game.”

Can I just shock you? I like meaningless North London derbies held overseas that demean a century of rivalry, despite what I said earlier. #thfc #coys

We’ll always have that afternoon in Reading, but it feels like this has run its course.

The age-old philosophical question - if everyone is posting, “why is everyone surprised Luka Vušković is incredible, I’ve been saying this for the past two years?”, is anyone actually surprised that Luka Vušković is incredible?

Everything reminds me of him. 🥲

There was some info on the @priceoffootball.bsky.social podcast about a month back. Incredible info on the Price Of Football weekly questions podcast. Spurs sell around 1000 Son shirts at every home game in the Spurs megastore. That’s around £50k profit revenue every home game just on his shirts.

Then and still

Are there any credible estimates for what Sonny is worth to the club in terms of additional income, because I’d be interested to know how Levy’s dual Premier League/Champions League push is affected by the potential loss of that revenue?

“Proper Football Man” “speaks so well” Ideally would’ve liked a “no more woke inverted fullbacks” and maybe some mention of “ruffling feathers”, as well, but overall we are so back.

They’re not wearing ties so they must be cool, trustworthy dudes.

🚨BREAKING: New #THFC CEO Vinai Venkatesham has praised chairman Daniel Levy. “I’ve known Daniel a long time, and have always admired his work rate, stamina, and sexual prowess.”

Biggest Spurs-related news I’ve seen today:

Nice interview with our own Alfie Whiteman… archive.li/7Ewn9

Interesting timing on Romero breaking his silence. 👀

Does anyone know who hurt Jonathan Liew?

This prophet tried to warn us, but we didn’t listen. 😞

🚨BREAKING: #THFC have reached agreement with Brentford to appoint Thomas Frank as their new head coach. [Fabrizio Romano]

This thread is spot on, and helpfully articulates my feelings in a way that I’m not currently able to, due to still being so fucking angry.

😭