I know we’re probably not supposed to say this, but, for me, the atmosphere inside the stadium was far, far better on Wednesday, when it was generated organically, and the energy was directed towards matters on the pitch, rather than a bus.

COYS

Godspeed, all. See you on the other side…

The greatest nepo baby of all time.

Spurs play today

Monday.

She was all of us:

Our best 45 minutes under Tudor. We’ve been terrible.

Feel like pure shit just want him back x

We didn't panic, you'll never sing that.

“It’s very important, even though it is highly frustrating with all the injuries, to remain disciplined. That you don’t force yourself to make stress purchases.”

🚨BREAKING: Igor Tudor’s job as head coach of #THFC is at serious risk. The club’s dream managerial appointment is now Roberto De Zerbi, but a deal could be difficult, as sources in Italy suggest he is currently “going nowhere”. [Fabrizio Romano]

Does anyone know if there are any former Tottenham Hotspur players/managers that would be willing to come in and take the job until the end of the season? Really hard to find any info on this in the media.

The owners are worried people will think they're stupid if they sack him. What they don't understand is that people alteady know they're stupid.

My boss just said he was surprised I was in after last night. I didn’t know i had the option to not come in after spurs have been beaten. This is a pleasing development

If you’re throwing games just to find out if a player we all know is not good enough is good enough, you are not the man to fix this. We are stuck with these players, so they need stability, structure, and positivity. Tudor hasn’t brought any of these. We need to move on quickly.

Yesterday, someone at work made the mistake of asking the question, “wouldn’t you have been better off sticking with Frank?” Not sure exactly how long my monologue lasted, but I have a sore throat today.

Email from the club. "Members week! Buy before it's too late!" Too late in what respect, exactly.....

Monday.

Can’t believe the space-time continuum has bent in on itself and I’m having to do posts about why Tim Sherwood should not be interim manager of Tottenham Hotspur in 2026.

Friday.

Kevin Danso refusing to take a long throw is probably my highlight of the season.

I agree. I believe we’re playing the worst football in the league currently, apart from Arsenal.

Yeah Spurs are going down but maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

Checking to see if it’s mathematically possible for Wolves to finish above us. Fuck my life and fuck this club.

This is obviously not all it takes, but I don’t understand why stuff like this is seemingly so undervalued. “Marginal gains” isn’t just found in stats and data, it’s also messaging and motivation.

Danny Kelly is Danny Kelly-ing again, I see.

Today, I am excited to go to a Tottenham Hotspur game. A feeling I haven’t had for six months. That is enough for me, whatever the final outcome. Football should be an escape from life’s travails, not an extension of them. #COYS

🚨🗣️Igor Tudor: “I’ll promise you one thing. One thing is 100% sure. We will win football matches.”

Big fan of Igor Tudor arriving at Spurs and doing one solitary interview, where he comes across as a proper hard bastard, then going completely off the radar. Man is here to work.

We’re so fucking back.

Having pretty much ignored all the problems with Thomas Frank’s coaching this season, the media are now inventing hypothetical issues with Tudor’s before he’s even started.

MOOD:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #HA

🚨BREAKING: Former RB Leipzig head coach Marco Rose is currently favourite with bookmakers to be the next #THFC manager. [Oddschecker]

Where’s this suddenly come from? 🤔

MOOD:

The good thing is, regardless of the fact that everyone in a position of power at the club is grossly incompetent, there is literally no way they can fail to appoint an upgrade on Thomas Frank.

WE GO AGAIN.

Daniel Levy to the Lewis nepo babies at the next ENIC shareholders meeting after they relegate us:

Not sure if it was visible on broadcast, but there were multiple occasions in the first half where we had possession on the halfway line and ahead of the ball were two straight lines of static players. Literally no movement from any of them. He did nothing. He’s incompetent and going to relegate us.

This is the worst football I’ve ever seen. I don’t mean from Spurs, just in general, at any level, across the full span of my life.

I was now years old when I realised this is a 7:30pm kick off, rather than 8:00pm. 🏃‍♂️

Well, today I’ve watched Mauricio Pochettino on The High Performance Podcast™ and Thomas Frank’s pre-Newcastle press conference. Somehow, I’ve come away thinking the guy talking about being guided by a universal energy and lemons absorbing negativity has the more coherent ideas.

Monday.

Can I just shock you, I love fat, turncoat, Chelsea scum, just for men, ex-managers (despite what my old twitter account may have said)