I absolutely love this

Cat Update: She’s back to being an absolute menace

So are we in a position where against teams we look to attack against Udogie is left back and vs teams we need to be more defensive against we play Spence? Not that Djed can’t attack but the penitentiary is a powerful defensive tool.

She’s home now, groggy as fuck after the sedation but recovering well.

youtube.com/watch?v=TlAA... One for @notthatmilo.bsky.social

Here’s something for your morning commute, run or dog walk - my interview with Darren Anderton which is episode 1 of my new podcast. Cameo appearance by @notthatmilo.bsky.social too! pod.fo/e/339f6d

Our cat is going for dental surgery this morning so I’m not allowed to feed her, I’ve never felt so mean in my life, it’s awful, poor little girl just wants her breakfast 😭

Alien Earth is as good as all of you said it was

"The Smashing Machine" is what I'm saved as in your mum's phone

New black shoes for autumn, these are wild, so many details

Update, whilst the vets were super nice, Tami does have a bad tooth and needs it taken out, she has antibiotics and is visiting the cat dentist on Thursday.

I have to take Tami to the vet tomorrow and even though my wife and I look after her so well and treat her like our child (she basically is at this stage) I am always TERRIFIED the vet is going to turn around and accuse me of not looking after her properly 😭 ANXIETY IS FUN KIDS

🧐 How many active Tottenham Hotspur podcasts and YouTube channels can you name? Have a crack at this Sporcle quiz and post your result in the thread below! #COYS

I can say with confidence that I was the main man at roast dinner today.

Me having a wonderful time watching the new Alan Partridge instead of Man City vs Brentford.

I've never seen The Shawshank Redemption

I'm now doing a roast dinner. Not cooking for 2 weeks has done this to me.

Nottingham Forest are proof that changing your manager is not always the best idea.

Off to Tesco as apparently the Asda orange squash doesn’t quite cut it

Didn’t cry at my dear old nan’s funeral but then cried at an episode of Married at First Sight. I’m a weirdo.

I’m making chicken tikka masala from scratch 🇬🇧

Fuck an international break

Gray should score, kiss the badge, and then do a massive Adebayor style OTT celebration in front of his Grandad (who is in tears)

Of course the commentor says the ref has handled it well today.

Simons and Odobert have made a big difference to our attacking play this afternoon.

Lovely goal, although due to the deflections on both goals today I'm accrediting them both to our top scorer

To expand on this a bit, a really think like he has the fundamentals of being a high quality striker in terms of ball striking, offensive heading etc, he just needs to develop the mental side of it a bit more, decision making position making etc.

Tel did well to get his head on that.

Was Frank clapping their goal?

Palhinha is just a fucking sexy Iberian brick wall and I think I love him now.

Simons making the previous decision to play him at LW look pretty idiotic.

At least we're still lucky!

Good Morning to my lovely continental North American friends.

Pre-match delivery, I know these won’t be to everyone’s taste but IDGAF. Still in my New Balance era

I've just seen the subs bench and Kolo-Muani isn't on it.........What's going on? 😓

There will be no jacket potato for me today

The famous “Spud Man” is in Biggleswade today, do I go for a rare Asda based big shop in order to get a Tik Tok famous jacket potato?

I know summer is over because once more the cat is insisting she sleeps next to me in the bed.

My leadership group would each have a very specific set of skills: Davies - Maths Madders - Darts Solanke - Anime Richy - Shithousing Chirpy - Abject terror

Can't think of a good Halloween name 😔

I sometimes find myself watching Married at First Sight with my wife and call me a weird old prude but my skin crawls whenever someone says "I don't want to rip their clothes off" to describe not finding someone attractive. Maybe they don't want their clothes ripped off? Stop being so feral.

Travelled almost the complete length of Europe today, knackered, but home now and trying to figure out the correct measures for a pint of Mojito

The final pint of mojito

I’ve accidentally got quite pissed on the last day of the holiday and I need to get up early tomorrow to pack and get to the airport. Thoughts and prayers in the chat please.

I’m relatively happy with last night’s result whilst remaining relatively disappointed with the performance.

Matterface: Spurs would have lost this game last season

What are they checking!?!?

Own Goal has been so good for us this season, Frank’s really brought out the best in him.

Fuckingham Shitspur

Fuckingham Shitspur