Introduce yourself with four spaceships..

It's such typical Spurs for 1 of the 2 (two) points Wolves have got all season to be away at us. (and they almost won) 🤦‍♂️

We’re 18th lads

One positive from yesterday is that we at least have an almost fully fit squad now.

Was feeling a bit unenthusiastic about having a ticket for Brentford yesterday but at least I might get to see a bit of history in Thomas Frank’s last game.

We may not be doing great on the xG front but Frank is leading the league in xA (expected apologies) this season.

Sitting back against Manchester United, who we knew had fuck all up front and were going to find it hard to score against us was a smart way to win a one off, high stakes game. Trying to do it against the team who are top of the league and also your biggest, most hated rivals is fucking stupid.

We may be faced with the disgusting prospect of having to hope Chelsea win the league

I glad we are so defensively solid now

I mean not a single one of us didn't see this coming right?

Cat's just been sick #frankout

Probably should have tried to sign this Eze guy

As bad as Jose Spurs was, at least we had Kane and Son to always give us a chance, feels like taking those tactics and applying them with these players is just rolling over and dying.

Right, hopefully we can stop playing for 0-0 now

It’s seems like we’ve decided to do the exact opposite of what I suggested the other day

Our 3 CBs vs Arsenal's 4. Who is best at headers? We're about to find out.

Now we know why Porro looked so pissed off in the Christmas jumper photoshoot

It’s going to be attritional then

I think I've burnt my nostrils on bleach

Just seen what Muani's jaw protection looks like

COYS (another original, not the reissue)

Who’s getting sacked first, Slot or Frank?

Areola looking like a bit of a tit there

Share a smile 😁

West Ham just scored the most "Wimbledon 1994" goal I've seen in a long time

Work done, beer o’clock.

Air fryer and washing machine break within days of each other. Must be some sort of Black Friday marketing scheme

Ouch

That Optus stadium looks amazing. The weather looks amazing, I so wish I was there.

Love that we’re getting some Anglo/Aussie beef on here, it’s about time we had something to argue about on Bluesky

Pre season friendlies against Barnet confirmed.

A wonderful listen as always, now let’s all do our bit to get listener numbers up so Iain can get a lucrative sponsorship and buy a new laptop.

Everyone seems to be saying we need to play double pivot and hang back defensively and try and nick something on Sunday. Fuck that, all that leads to is them getting corners and scoring goals, we have to go at them and keep the ball in their half as much as possible. It’s the only chance we’ve got.

There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.

Get your questions in for Jack and Flav

Just seen that GitHub is fucked? Tomorrow might be interesting.

I think there’s really something in this, and it ties in to a lot of the recent conversation about Spurs. I’m not really into football for the winning.

Are England the problem with International breaks?

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Be quite funny if Bournemouth just refused to release him and that’s how release clauses worked nowadays

Going to a conference for work tomorrow which means I have to dress like an absolute dork for the day

Watching Poland vs Netherlands, we could definitely play Van De Ven left back if we wanted to.

Gave up in the training because I couldn’t figure out what key it wanted me to press to do a slide. I think that’s a new record

We've set the date to record the next episode of YAPS but there's still time to enjoy our last episode.

Time for my annual installation of Call of Duty followed by the annual deletion of Call of Duty 40 minutes afterwards

Without the incentives EVs are going to be unaffordable for many and a poor value proposition for the rest, it’s a shame because they are really starting to gain ground

Am I really going to have to buy another Spurs Christmas jumper?

Sean deVine for those who watched Barnet in the mid to late 90s

I’ll be honest, there are loads of players I’d rather us sign than Ivan Toney, but I really think it is going to happen so I’m making my peace with it now.