Beth Ditto looks really different nowadays

Correction, we're going to beat Igor Tudor's Chelsea

We're going to beat Chelsea you know.

A 2 point gap and a better goal difference, we can do this, we just need to get it back in our hands as soon as possible.

Well at least Wolves are down so can now only be motivated by pure hatred for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

How can the ref not give a free kick for that?

I know not every agrees with me on my “We should have signed Gibbs-White” take but I don’t think anyone is going disagree when I say: We should have signed Cherki.

Going to take my shoes off and leave them in the middle of the office when I retire

It’s bad to have the title on a 52 year old CM Punk but it’s even worse to have it on a part time Roman Reigns

We could have signed him

I like Liv Morgan a lot but that song is terrible and the dance routine entrance was cringe as anything.

What time do Forest win today?

The Wonder Years playing Wrestlemania was the best bit so far

Heck of an easy payday for LA Knight that (yes I’m catching up on wrestlemania)

I was feeling extremely negative earlier, now not so much, but it feels gross that West Ham and Forest results are going to have such a chokehold on my mood tomorrow

Oh well that’s it, I don’t think there’s anything else we can do now. West Ham will win, Forest will win and worst of all Danso will probably get a load of racist abuse on instagram tonight.

For his many faults, Palhinha will at least have a shot at goal

Teams should not be allowed to just bring their best player off the bench against us

Should have been 2 😭

I said “come on Spurs, you’ve got to score right now” just before they did. I will continue to do this

Looks the same old story, start well, can’t score, lose control of the game

Nice moon boots Bob

COYS ON YOU COYS

I dreamt of captain Madders leading us to safety 🥲

Bought some new Crocs 👍

It’s just one of those days where you don’t wanna wake up, Everything is fucked, Everybody sucks.

Lange lining up all these signings “subject to staying up” so he can say that he tried when we go down. This guy.

7pm on a Sunday for Villa. Hopefully they have their minds elsewhere

And people thought us Ange fans were deluded.

There seems to be a war in the Middle East with every Republican president, it’s like night follows day.

Commentator there getting seduced by the outcome there talking about "if it was his standing leg" maybe Williams shouldn't have put the tackle in?

Distinct chance that Forest could win the Europa league and finish 17th.

Bednarek gonna Bednarek

Watched the Udogie Sky Sports interview on my lunch break, he says absolutely nothing but he does seem supremely confident that we are staying up.

Just watching teams who are able to attack and score goals from open play feels so novel this season

Really want Bayern to win just so Kane can score the winner in the final against Arsenal.

Both managers are wearing absolutely outstanding jackets tonight.

The Marine 2 starring Ted DiBiase Jnr because I watched it at an age before the one I die at.

I really want that Honda Super-N 😬

Just heard a clip of Gary Neville saying “It would be good for the Premier League if Spurs went down”, just in case anyone doubted that it’s something that the league and all those associated with running it are aiming for this season.

Bored, might become an online influencer.

Progressive passing you say? 🤔

Kinsky Austin Udogie Spence Vuskovic Danso Phillips Gray Bergvall Sarr Gallagher Maddison Kulusevski Tel Odobert Solomon Moore Donley Solanke Lankshear Plus the academy kids add a couple of signings and that’s a realistic squad that’d be capable of winning the championship

Listening to the the flak Romero has got on Talksport the last couple of days it’s no wonder so much of the fanbase absolutely hates his guts.

Hahaha let’s relegate Spurs, funny joke everyone, stop it now.

Man United are going to fuck us right over tonight aren’t they?

Hearing that the Premier League have actually taken some retrospective action on this due to the risk of potential serious injury to Kinsky. Cristian Romero will receive a 10 match ban.

The more I see this, the worse it gets, this could have cause a life changing injury to Kinsky if he fractured his skull or orbital bone. They must look at retrospective action here, it's endangering a fellow professional for no reason. Malicious.