Flu still has a grip but I wasn't going to miss the opportunity to tell about a huge win for the women's team.

I chose this life. I was unaffiliated, there were no family connections. My aunt discovered previously hidden German heritage just before the 94 WC, so we watched some games. Klinsmann was great, Klinsmann joined Spurs, they became my team.

Let's hope Igor Tudor continues our tradition of having excellent Croatian guys at the club. Less said about Pletikosa the better.

A very "fluey" Tottenham Shelf News. Don't think I really did credit to the mention of Profspur's article, but I genuinely did my best as I'm struggling right now.

#NoToDeZerbi @tottenhamhotspur.com

Spurs might be overlooking a serious commercial opportunity here. Keep our coaching team in place but get a new "manager" in every week. Rotate between actual football people, fans out of the crowd and the occasional celebrity. Maximise the new manager bounce. Reality TV gold.

🚨 YAPS x CADS emergency pod! Thomas Frank is GONE — “Frank has been ferted” 😅 We debate the tipping point, interim chaos (Mason/Heitinga/U21s), Poch nostalgia, and who actually fixes this mess. COYS.

Hang on, has his staff gone as well? Nothing in the statement about it.

Bad news @poddenhampodspur.bsky.social but we're doing an emergency pod tonight. Good new @iain.coys.social it's going to be a combined CADS & YAPS show.

Do it

Sorry for the low energy on Tottenham Shelf News today. Found it very difficult to gather the enthusiasm after that result. open.spotify.com/episode/2fd5...

If Odobert is out of the next match, are we going to be asking Tynan Thompson to step up?

For those bemoaning the quality of the squad, if Spurs were to go down, which players wouldn't get picked off by other PL clubs in the future that would follow? Would we be the best side to ever go down?

I've seen more attacking intent in 20 minutes of the Hammers v Man U game than I've seen from Spurs all season.

We were going to do a late CADS show tonight if the result or performance had been good. So, realistically, we were never going to do a late CADS show tonight.

We're going to enter March without a Premier League win this calendar year.

That guy's never getting his haircut again.

The commentators said that our home form had been awful "going back years". We won 13/19 in Ange's first season. Just how short are their memories?

My can of Ursus isn't making this any easier to watch.

Despite everything going badly and the team showing no sign of being able to turn around this run of form, you just know TF isn't going to get his ticket punched.

Spurs play today Not him

To make tonight a bit more bearable. I've got one of my favourite pizzas (spicy pepperoni) and a good beer lined up. What's your plan of action?

Post a banger not in English

Post a banger not in English.

Hmmm, what to talk about in the latest episode of CADS? It's all been so good recently. youtu.be/pJH5sdv2AUE

We're basically 3 points from "feeling" like we're really in trouble. If we had 3 points less and were in 17th right now, would you feel comfortable?

Spurs play today.

#PredictFrank What do you think he's going to go for today?

John Virgo's died. Met him once in a snooker hall in Torquay. Lovely fella. #RIP

CADS is up. We're all a bit confused about what this great football club is trying to be. youtu.be/6ZCoXH2LtQ8

Just because we've only signed a teenage striker today. Doesn't mean we can't sign someone after the window slams shut. Raheem Sterling is available and can be signed after the deadline. That'll make us happy, right?

Herbie James has left the club and joined Cardiff City. He arrived with a decent amount of hype but I barely saw him play. Good luck to him.

Tempest fugit Tottenham

Has Solanke........ Come back better?!

We've played our best football pushing forwards and attacking. Frank is waving everyone back. FFS

Harry Kane FC

That finish reminds me of Vuskovic !

Well then, how do we get more of that? Not that it was "well worked" but it was a goal.

Don't know if you've got Neville on co-comms, but I don't want a Thomas Frank Brentford style team at Spurs. That's not the Tottenham DNA we were promised.

We know no Spurs players will be leaving the club. No-one would pass a fitness test.

#PredictFrank Whatyagot?

I'm not saying the Spurs site isn't serious about the coverage they give the swomen's team but their "minute by minute" coverage is: Kick off Goal reported after 10 minutes Photo of Julie Blakstad after 20 minutes Half-time

This kid's shaping up to be something special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nGe...

First off, many thanks To @fergusmckee.bsky.social for stepping up and relieving our injury ravaged squad. This was great fun to do and a REALLY good chat.

I was a bit late getting it out but there is a lot to cover in today's Tottenham Shelf News. open.spotify.com/show/4zQv3v2...

I'm using Gboard to type in English (UK) (QWERTY) and French (France) (AZERTY). You can try it at: gboard.app.goo.gl/pGGsy Ql l

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#PredictFrank What's he going to go with for tonight's match?

TeamTalk, yes I know, have linked us to Dusan Vlahovic. He makes more sense as a Frank-centric forward, but should we be building a Frank focussed squad?

Unless something significant happens, there will be no Tottenham Shelf News tomorrow. The idea of this short update was always to keep people up to date with the goings on at Tottenham. It was never to waste your time and it feels like I'd be doing just that if I were to do something for tomorrow.