NASA commentator explaining how fucking Starlink (presumably, based on details) is adding literally hundreds of “cutouts” to the launch window. Elmo has utterly polluted the orbital space.

Banger from… The Economist?

Just give them another fine, that will sort things out.

Fairly observed.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s favorite hobby

Next they will look to end birthright citizenship for children born to U.S. citizens in blue states. I wish that were an April Fools' joke.

April Fools' 2026 Challenge: See if you can tell what is a joke and what isn't.

For the first time ever, Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band will stream the two opening songs of the Springsteen & E Street Land of Hope & Dreams American Tour kickoff in Minneapolis — live and free at approximately 7:30 p.m. CT tonight!

That's my client, y'all! Check out his great book, UNHITTABLE, on sale now from Harper. 2X-Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal says Rob "gives insight into the technology, mindset, and work behind being a pitcher in today's game." #MLB #Booksky

Thus Spoke Bobby Zamora.

I am yet to see a photograph of, apparent latest Tottenham managerial candidate, Roberto De Zerbi where he doesn’t look like he’s marrying Liza Minelli for her money.

Wow, things are going to get awkward in March 2031.

"Spurs banked £34.7m after winning the Europa League. But TV and media revenues decreased by 23 per cent from £165.9m to £127m, following Tottenham's 17th-place finish in the Premier League." That's why they fired Ange: the money lost. It was the only thing they cared about.

Farms with immigrant workers produce about 80 percent of America’s milk. Tim O’Harrow spent years trying to get elected leaders to acknowledge this. But politics went in the other direction. Now he’s politically homeless. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

Stephen Miller allegedly urged Department of Homeland Security agents to “force confrontations” with protesters in Minneapolis in order to win a “PR battle." trib.al/NcbpdiX

Check this out. And check out Rob's book! See his profile for link:

It's tight but he is just on

Tbf, the transatlantic liberal base that follows club football uses that word to mean the same thing.

Vincent Van Gogh was born on this date in 1853.

I saw someone refer derisively to RDZ's size. This should not be among the reasons we oppose his hire. The notion that one must have a stereotypical alpha-masculine appearance to lead is, itself, something that feeds into the cultures of sexism, harrasment, bullying, and assault.

Just sent an email.

We know who you are We know who you are Sod off back to Woolwich We know who you are. #COYSky #VinaiOut

I know exactly who needs to hear this, but if the potential winning run is thrown out at home for the first out, it was a very bad call to send him. If the play at the plate is even close, it was a very bad call to send him. #LGM

there it is, all 7 continents

"We need more AI," said no one, and Bluesky answered.

Hey #COYSky, @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social is #OneOfOurOwn. Very cool, congrats and #COYS !

Open letter to De Zerbi: Don't come. We will hate you.

This story is insane. Married an American, arrested at her greencard interview, flown out of state, nearly killed multiple times when her diabetes was ignored and then mistreated. When she finally got out? Found out her credit card had been used illegally. www.daylightsandiego.org/san-diego-wo...

🤔 Ben Davies obtained his UEFA A Coaching License two years ago, after undergoing coaching courses at the Spurs' academy between 2022 and 2024.

A landmark achievement 👏 Congratulations to Ben Davies, who was presented with his Golden Cap, in recognition of reaching 100 international appearances, by Spurs and Wales legend Cliff Jones last night 🤍 Credits to: @SpursOfficial #TottenhamHotspur #COYS #SpursFamily #PremierLeague

Posting for no reason... historiadelamusicaelectronicapopular.blogspot.com/2026/03/1977...

I feel if any NYTBR piece calls for a letter to the editor from @andrewlseidel.bsky.social , this one does (dated March 5 but in today's print issue). www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/b...

If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today. That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right

The NYT says today’s #NoKings protests had “no shortage of skeptics,” and then quoted exactly one of those skeptics: The chairman of the Ole Miss College Republicans (as of 2025.) But of course, the Times doesn’t ID him as such. He’s just a Concerned Youth.

Live stream here:

How can one stream the Women's team matches in the US?

My 7? L.

This is the FCC Chairman, who is ostensibly a non-partisan industry regulator, openly bragging about conducting a political purge of the media.

Gee, maybe it was a bad idea for Trump to fire the people in government who knew what the fuck they were talking about when it came to Iran. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/federal-em...

This. And doesn't North London already have a club that embraces such alleged criminality?

The Justice Department has sought voter data from states. It now says it plans to share that data with the Department of Homeland Security, to run it through a controversial citizenship check tool. n.pr/4lTxfDT

Unhittable is out now—showing how pitching dominance is built, not born. And, a focus on the people who made it happen. If you’ve read it and enjoyed it, a quick review goes a long way! 🙏 Order: a.co/d/027QvpL6

Chef’s kiss

A biologist who witnessed sperm whales coöperating to support a newborn calf said that the behavior “shows that there’s a lasting bond between these animals—a social memory across time.” www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Since today is MLB Opening Day - and this year marks the 50th anniversary of the incredible 1976 season - I figured I oughta remind y’all that Stars & Strikes, my favorite of my three baseball books, is still in print and can be obtained via your favorite online or brick-and-mortar book purveyor!

Veronica Lake by Eugene Robert Richee (1942)

Since meeting in the 2024 Wild Card Series, the Mets have acquired all three of Milwaukee's starters from that series (Peralta, Montas and Myers), as well as two members of the bullpen (Williams and Hudson).

Can we get a part of this?