"Not enough people are worried about Homer's feelings!" cried the internet, and Musk answered.

Someone woke up today and said: "Baseball isn't enough. I also need to be an asshole."

My son played a gritty match Friday night, saw Springsteen Saturday night, got home 2:30 this morning, woke up for some reason at 6:00, and played another match in 90-degree heat this afternoon. My wife told him: "You need to get to bed early tonight." My son: "Why?" It's good to be young.

I'm going to make the contentious claim that AI technology might not be ready for prime time.

My tough little son battled hard in Friday's match. Got thrown to the ground 4 or 5 times but kept getting up. A few bruises and a long abrasion from a cleat to his shin. And last night, he got home at 2:30 AM from seeing Springsteen for the first time. Not sure how today's match will go.

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time with Grogu

Off, pluck off

Me, in the 10th inning of every MLB game: "Wow, how did they score so qui--oh, right."

In case anyone's wondering, today cements Hearts as my SPFL team. As in the best Scottish music, I revel in the bittersweet sorrow of longing. I both love and hate this about myself.

Also sums up my feelings when people talk about which religion is right.

I knew I was right about this, but IFAB literally says it's a pen for handball only if the player uses hand/arm to make himself "unnaturally bigger" and "not a consequence of, or justifiable by, the player’s body movement for that specific situation." Humans raise an arm(s) when jumping or sliding.

Located in Caddam Wood just outside Kirriemuir in Scotland, this forest track has been identified as a Roman road. If it is, it would be the most northerly stretch of Roman road in the entire world. #RomanSiteSaturday

I really hope we don't see any referee or VAR shenanigans at the Newcastle game tomorrow, similar to in Scotland this last week (and here in the past couple of weeks). I'm sure the Premier League would love to make the final day as exciting as possible.

For the should-be champions of Scotland. #HHGH

Can't stress this enough. By all rights, Hearts should've had it virtually locked up after the previous match. But no, we expect defenders to cut their arms off when making challenges. #SPFL

Another victory for religious extremists. I'm growing to hate soccer.

Utter crap. Celtic shouldn't even be in this position. Referees have a lot to answer for in both the PL and SPFL this season.

That stupid handball call clearly swung the momentum of this match, after that stupid handball call at the end of Celtic's previous match kept them in the race.

How many goals have Celtic scored this season on sketchy pens?

I absolutely hate how the handball rule is (mis)applied. It is a natural position to have arms in air when jumping or diving.

You're killin' me Paramount+. More like Paramount-.

So because I haven't gotten enough drama with Spurs, I decided two years ago Hearts would be my SPFL team...

If electricity prices went up 76% to subsidize the solar industry, people would completely lose their shit. But doing it to subsidize the Slop Industry is apparently kosher.

It should've been all but clinched by now, but once again, VAR decided a professional soccer player should jump without raising his arms like a kid on a pogo stick. And then they claim "unnatural position" is the standard. Like hell it is.

NEW: The health official who led the public response to the Hantavirus outbreak has little background in public health and previously was a penile implant specialist who hosted a podcast where he questioned the 2020 election and compared the Biden administration to Nazis. www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/p...

I find this unsettling: A new study in #Lancet shows that the number of faux citations in scientific articles is on the rise, and #AI is likely to blame. @aniloza.bsky.social reports. www.statnews.com/2026/05/07/l...

"The federal gov’s proposal to legally allow projects to go ahead even if they result in an entire species going extinct is directed at projects, such as ports and pipelines, that jeopardize the existence of the endangered southern resident killer whale population, several sources told the Star."

"New kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick."

Sounds interesting ->

@spflofficial.bsky.social proving they can let VAR ruin a season, too. Pathetic.

Hearts effectively screwed today about as much as Spurs were on Monday.

It's 100 years since Blind Lemon Jefferson was inventing rock and roll, according to my Paramount Records field manual... #Blues #Texas #Booksky

Writing expectations vs Writing Reality! Genre writers, did you do this too? I have maps for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays #booksky

Gee, it's oh so unlike this current administration and majority party of Congress to put unqualified people in positions of power...

R. L. Stine should really title his memoir I, RL. free idea.

Discourse about finding "the Rogan of the Left" or "the liberal answer to Fox News" rarely accounts for the reality that the entire conservative media universe is the enormously unprofitable vanity project of a few rich sociopaths. It "succeeds" because they don't care how much it costs.

Supreme Court justices should not have publishing deals and be doing publicity tours at all, even for a kid's book.

Wow, this does appear to support Madders' contention that the contact was his. Funny how they didn't spend 5 minutes with it like, ahem, other calls. Also, IT WAS A PENALTY EITHER WAY.

I don't know who needs to see this, but I know exactly who needs to see this. #COYSky

What's truly funny is they want to believe they are a big club but instead they're running to social media to tell Spurs fans that Woolwich never commit fouls in the box. That's what they're worried about most, to the point they cling to reality denial. Rent free in their heads.

Everything is fine. Nothing to see here.

Reminder: We've all done stupid things when we were 21.

This. The call will be framed in a false dichotomy tomorrow: Did the defender get his toe on the ball or not? IT DOESN'T MATTER. He put Maddison through an organ grinder.

Only way I'd want RKM back next season would be if we went down. Maybe.

Reminder that the board thought we were so deep in wingers that we sold last season's top scorer, who happens to play wing.

My least favorite challenge is when we take a bee line to the ball carrier and just run past his first move.

On that play, Tel needed to get under the ball. Attempting a bicycle kick was actually taking a shortcut.

Tel 1-1 Tel.