Finally playing with 11 this half

The ISB gets a lot of bad press but I wouldn't want to do their job

Happy St George’s Day to all that celebrate

Coming up in today's PMQs: Kemi Badenoch will be asking questions about the appointment of Peter Mandelson; and Keir Starmer will be answering questions about the Iran War

Oh-oh, things getting so bad they're invoking the Tommy Frank Defence

If you see this post something Orange

This week's Squires cartoon attains stratospheric levels of chef's kiss never previously encountered by scientists

Area cat requests official breakfast recount

Well, well, if it isn't the unmarked player at the far post, my ancient nemesis

8. Thou shalt not steal 9. Reach for the stars 10. Climb every mountain higher

"For I am the One True God. Yes, alright then: along with Glenn Hoddle"

Subway Sect - Stop That Girl Them were days. Couple more old timey tracks to follow www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cgz...

Service a little slow for you today?

Fans demand answers: why don't Ars*n*l groundstaff moisturise?

Well yes, I do feel it was a little OTT of Iran to insist on pouring molten gold down his throat as part of the ceasefire agreement but you can see their point

So: we're doing Nixon's madman theory but with a real madman?

Withnail and Ice Cream

RDZ will demand that goalkeepers eat their own jerseys after every game

5-D Chess update

Not feeling sufficiently "up" yet today. Hopefully, this will do it www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE4K...

Well... I could do some decorating or I could put up one or two Heptones' dubplates. Guess I'll think about it... www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZK6...

Always thought this story might end up in APILN

Has anyone got round to identifying the only regime change necessary to end the US-Iran War?

Weeding out Tottenham's Arsenal plants

Lost 3-0 and also had to cancel my holiday this week but at least I didn't get dumped today. (Answers phone) fuck's sake

If Trump pulls the US out of the Gulf now, does he get to claim he's stopped another war?

#cat #caturday

Once again, it's Hostage Day at the Oval Office

The most Sir This Is A Wendy's man who ever lived

Feeling blessed by Archbishop Gray

Always preferred their old stuff

To summarise the position: *The players hate the manager *The players hate the fans *The players hate each other *The fans hate the manager *The fans hate the players *The fans hate each other *The manager hates the players *The manager hates the fans *The manager hates himself for taking the job

5-2 not looking so bad tonight

We've lulled Athleti into a completely justified sense of security

Question Time (unbroadcast) for Joey again

The Long Firm Presidency

Current status: watching Mansfield Town to feel something

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond (but speaking personally, I might start watching them again if they made this change)

DHS announces updated risk level guidance of "Whatevs"

Like Clemenza said, relegation gotta happen every few years to get rid of the bad blood

Can't wait to hear from next season's manager, "Of course, Sincil Bank is never an easy place to play"

No longer any point arguing about whether or not we're going down: the players have already made up their minds

Tottenham still failing the Don't Stink challenge

Bowling three deliveries two yards wide of off stump and then slamming down a yorker on middle is shithousing

Nope... Not today, Satan

Referees are playing their part in making Premier League enjoyable to watch | Chris Foy