Starmer called Farage a desperate what?

Anyone else pick up that incredible whining noise coming across from near the North Sea coast before? I kinda like it.

The only thing I ever bought with the £5M was this little Puppy, known as Richard Tice

Is it Hackney Marshes?

Not quite: I'd rather see *your* team lose fairly than win unfairly. But NB I'd also like to see your team lose unfairly

USMNT getting Trump to help out seems just part of the fun until he insists on refereeing the final himself on the White House Lawn and annexing the loser

But unlikely the Norwegians would be prepared to play this tie at Stamford Bridge

I'm supposed to just go off to bed and sleep now?!?

So Baby, if you want me You've got to show me cats Pictures of big fluffy bois You've got to show me cats

"Oh, 'Tottenham', you say? Very much the kind of club that buys its own furniture, if you ask me"

Andy: doesn't like answering questions Nige: won't answer questions Kemi: doesn't need to ask questions as she already knows everything And Ed: doesn't get asked any questions

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Explaining my cat's personality traits to a cat sitter and realising I'm describing a sociopath

Gotta admit, she's spot on when she declares "You won't see this in the left-wing media"

Harry apart, that England performance could make a racist remove his flag from a lamp post

Strolls in from the pub after the game, sings three choruses of 'Hey Jude" and falls fast asleep on the floor. So proud of my lad.

"Bitten by a radioactive vibes player when he was a child, Djed Spence..."

Any system that produces a half of football in which Harry Kane barely touches the ball might as well have been designed by the opposing coach

Please stop trying to make "offsides" happen

Fine, didn't work at Nuremberg though

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Don't bother asking this guy

Cats are nowhere near as stupid as they'd like you to think

🎶We've got our England back🎶

Sometimes a man's just gotta admit to himself that he doesn't want to watch Ronaldo score a hat-trick - and make the difficult decision to turn off The Football

Only one appropriate response to that article

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No afternoon game? Always said there weren't enough teams in this World Cup

@f1whitney.coys.social Have a very happy birthday! Wish I could throw in a buck but it's proving difficult to loosen the treasurer's purse strings today

Skimmed this and I think it's just the club gardener returning from leave

I've really got to head to bed now, Canada; good luck and don't do anything Thomas Frank would

And yet, beneath the fascist bluster, lies strong Golgafrincham B Ark energy

He was already well on his way down by the time the defender made contact with his back leg - that's a rough one

Credit - Suisse!

Obviously suffered a Van Hecke Thump, lad

Another pair of Benelux CBs is excellent news

CONVICTED OF CRIMES AGAINST SOCIETY

Celebrities attending first England WC match: Hugh Grant Gemma Collins Howard off of the Halifax One of the actors who says "Dominos, hoo-hoo" Nigel fucking Farage That bloke who punched a police horse Chico

Here's one for the connoisseurs

Evidently, Daniel Levy is now working at Brighton

MONDAY

Yourself but as a cartoon

The Pontypool front row

Who are they? Wrong answers only.

If the sale goes TU, Dan can always hit up Michael Knighton

Team photo England (North). Plenty of support for the lads from the Danelaw

First - Genesis just post-Gabriel 😒 Last - Johnny Osbourne (250 but still marvellous) Worst - Ramones (flounced offstage) Loudest - no idea, hearing's stuffed Best - Undertones Seen most - Potato 5 Surprising - Boomtown Rats (I know, right?!?) Glad I saw - Joy Division B/t list - sadly, all RIP😢

Brendon McCullum is the Thomas Frank of Johan Langes

Switches on #TheCricket ... ... Switches off #TheCricket

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