Never give the job to an Arsenal-supporting pragmatist with an annoying voice. I’ve always said this.

Nathan eloquently explains how Levy was left behind and perhaps wasn’t that good at the bigger thinking.

Watch that Bellingham goal. @nathanaclark.bsky.social - Vuskovic proper struggling to get back.

Dan Ndoye getting the commentary privilege of having his whole name announced whenever he touches the ball.

Might just fire up X for the evening…

Champions of Europe - you’ll never sing that* *for at least another season!

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TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

It’s infuriating to me that Farage’s supporters believe his rhetoric that we have a broken system - a system that has made Farage, Tice et al, millionaires.

I'm in Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall for the only election count in Kent today. One third (13 seats) of Tunbridge Wells Borough Council is up for election, plus two by-elections, giving us 15 seats up for grabs. We're expecting results to come in from around lunchtime.

Can I watch match of the day now?

Good luck Roberto - our players are actually just shite.

We put hands on players - foul Players put hands on Spurs - carry on.

Romero does that and he’d be sent off.

Muani is a problem defensively in this set up. He can’t track runners.

Repping Tunbridge Wells Hockey Club with Junior Ball patrol at the Girls U21 USA vs Belgium.

Spurs’ current iteration is not the Spurs I fondly remember. 35 years of being a fan and I can’t remember being more disassociated. #noDeZerbi

Spurs play today.

Spurs play today

When two sports teams play each other and scores alternate during a game, with each scoring player thanking God. And yet one of them still loses. It makes their God look like a right asshole.

If Romero does that - he’s off

Sarr is so hapless.

Can’t imagine Spurs Twitter will be taking this well.

So it’s only Spurs that aren’t allowed to have hands on players. Got it.

*Inserts Malinin looks like Henry Creel/Vecna comment*

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Berling Gap. 2020.

Udogie also made of glass. We need to bin him off too.

He’s a liability. Romero is a moron.

Thomas Frank getting it from all angles!

Spurs’ Academy Stars ✨

Odebert is a good player.

Windy being bang on the money again. Vinai’s rallying cry in the match day programme already looks dated.

Enjoy a bit of short analysis on Souza who looks like he’s about to sign Had to cut the video a bit due to restrictions on here! Full YouTube breakdown is now out too if you want some more details!

I wonder what Daniel Levy is up to…

So was that

Money well spent!

*Mickey Moore with an Old Firm Derby goal Klaxon*

Watching the game. My TV has turned itself off because it cannot detect any activity.

I guess it depends on who the opponent is whether or not its a clear red. Same player against Spurs recently

Vicario isn’t undroppable. He’s making too many mistakes that other keepers don’t make.

These guys have taken more money from me than I care to admit. Totally worth it. You should give them some of your money too. Because they are the good guys and their drawings are awful and deserve your pity.

How on earth is that handball?

As someone who came from Crowborough I’m a little ashamed of the parroting of far right rhetoric and anti immigration tropes clearly on show here.

European refs are such fannies if that’s a red card.