Can't possibly imagine why this would happen to Gilfoyle. From S1E3 of Silicon Valley

Couples that game together stay together 🎮

Justice don't work overtime. From Fist Fight (2017)

Discussing important matters with Bobby Lee

Every date should come with a polygraphic debrief. From S4E1 of Portlandia

That crew deserved a million awards for their sheer patience

Been nailing basic theatre terms ever since Oh, Mary! gave me the role of a LIFETIME

If your friend won't ugly walk, that's not your friend. From S1E3 of Murderville

2 cans and a string is lookin real nice right now 📞 From S1E4 of Portlandia

I was on @latenightseth.bsky.social last night talking about playing Mary's husband on Oh, Mary! (Broadway!) and a particularly disgusting story from my childhood. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoAa...

Chris Hemsworth really does it all

Watched Batman Returns in the theaters for the first time in my life. Man, that is a top 5 superhero film & perhaps the Burtoniest of all his films. (Scissorhands is close.) A profoundly weird film about the weirdos (Penguin, Catwoman), uninterested in the ostensible lead character. 5 stars.

Here is my main opinion on AI, in every capacity: What is the point of technology? Is it to make our lives better and easier, or is it to make a very small percentage of people richer? The latter is what AI is doing. The people actually doing the coding are making themselves redundant.

And here come all the “AI artists” or, more accurately, “typers.”

AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.

Zero to hundred to zero real quick. From S5E2 of Silicon Valley

Give me fear or give me a refund

CYOOOOT! From S4E3 of Portlandia.

This is my contribution to society

One man's love story is another man's search history

Here is the Fallout season 2 trailer. Yep I’m in it. I love this show. youtu.be/NZY5WiqeyQQ?...

To woo or not to woo. That is the question

We are not hoaders I PROMISE

Is the egg still on my face if Gilfoyle put it there?! From S1E6 of Silicon Valley

I love watching people who give a shit making shit.

Such a warm, confusing welcome 🐪

Robin gave so much to this world. Remembering him today ❤️

A career-defining moment for sure

The best possible party vibe is the cozy zombie enclave party vibe.

I’ve just learned that July is "Lasagna Awareness Month." That’s something I'd like to unlearn

The Naked Gun is so funny and joyful. Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson are both hilarious in it. The Naked Gun movies loomed large for me as a kid, and it's thrilling to watch a new one that deserves the name. I know! Who'da thunk! Go see it in theaters! Laugh with a bunch of strangers!

EVERYTHING is a negotiation. From S2E3 of Silicon Valley

Daddy problems ❌ Problems with "daddy" ✅

11 years ago, "The Meltdown" first aired on TV. Jonah is still giving me shit about this shirt

Gonna miss talking to Stephen about not at all nerdy things.

Back in the day I had stiff competition

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

I think all interviews should take place in a room full of kittens

If you are in NYC in August or September, come see me play Mary Todd Lincoln’s husband on Broadway.

Realll toss up. Anyone’s guess

Some of us aren't fluent in pillow talk. From S4E5 of Silicon Valley

When I was on Silicon Valley, we didn’t think robot nazis would be here until at least 2030.

It's more than a pill. It's a breach of trust.

I loved Superman. The cast is phenomenal. It's moving, funny, thrilling, and about trying to be good in a world that is bad. A superhero movie for this moment. I'll be watching it again and again.

Believe me when I say Pakistan has a parasocial relationship with Picket Fences

New York establishment Democrats literally doing the full Skinner.

last night the republicans passed a budget to turn america into a nation of roving masked thugs and concentration camps and this is what democrats are doing still on sunday morning news programs instead of telling their interviewers to shut the fuck up and stop changing the subject

A piece of shit is a piece of shit, equationally (From Silicon Valley, S2E8)

You WILL put respect on Hugh Grant’s name

Dear Dems: this is what we want. This is who we want. Listen to us.