For those who don’t believe it was my actual laptop.

It’s weird that everyone has a different face and you will never convince me otherwise.

Reminder: I am on my favorite show @taskmaster.tv. Trust me, it'll make you feel better about *gestures out window* all this. It's joyful, hilarious & every single person involved is a kind & lovely human. Episode 4 just came out and it's free on youtube in the US. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpdo...

I don't have much time today. I have a lot of work to do. So I am going to sit here for the next three hours, focus, and do nothing else until I get it all done. *three minutes later* Google, why is Chris Isaak in Silence of the Lambs?

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

You have my sword.

Look it’s me in my favorite show. And again I must stress: I am NOT doing this show because of Jason. I was a fan before him. Thrilled to be on my favorite show with people I genuinely love. Alex is there as well. youtu.be/oRfHA2d3DhM?...

Exclusive: The acting director of the CDC has delayed publication of a report showing the covid-19 vaccine cut the likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations for healthy adults last winter by about half, according to two scientists.

textbook sanewashing

I am somehow listed on the WonderCon website as doing a panel this weekend. I was never approached about it and never said yes to it. I have no idea what they’re talking about. I will NOT be at WonderCon this weekend.

It’s me on my favorite show!

VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS: deadline.com/2026/03/the-...

The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)

If you want to feel better for a moment, watch the short film The Singers on Netflix. It's nominated for an Oscar, and in this moment I am profoundly grateful for art that makes me feel hopeful. Please watch it.

Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀 @nytimes.com #$META www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

Happy Valentines Day to my eternal co op partner, the player one to my player two, my fellow forever favorite indoor kid. @emilyvgordon.bsky.social The artists behind these Indoor Kids artworks: Kevin Nally John Sperry Andrew Nixon Mark Moriarty

Step stool always at the ready for Dave

Big therapy guy. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

Once you get in Latitudes you know you've made it

I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

Just reiterating how excited I am to be working on the Sex Criminals show. Been a big fan of the comic forever, & Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky have been extremely supportive during this process. Thrilled they trusted us with their wonderful work. And yes this will mess up my google search forever.

Can we ever get just one piece of good news? Thanks.

Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota? TRUMP: No no. Not at all.

A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.

Tragedies of the Dad and Donatello varieties. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

It's barely been a year.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Sorry, Trump, your support is collapsing and you’re panicking. Right on cue, you’re deflecting from your failures with lies and conspiracy theories about me. Years of “investigations" have found nothing. Get your goons out of Minnesota.

When you explain it plainly, it’s hard not to see where we are as a country.

Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

ICE agents killed a man and are disappearing the witnesses.

Sayre: "My background is in international humanitarian response in conflict zones in Yemen, Haiti, Syria, Iraq, and Ukraine. What I've seen here is what I've seen there. A powerful entity violently and intentionally terrorizing people."

Turns out, negative feelings are exactly what they sound like. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu

Absolutely vile. Stick to nuts and milks, Big Cashew. Happy National Cheese Lovers Day

Here are some movies I loved last year that people should see: Twinless The Baltimorons Splitsville Dust Bunny The Ballad of Wallis Island The Life of Chuck Lurker Companion The Ugly Stepsister Predator: Killer of Killers Black Bag Together Dangerous Animals One of Them Days

These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.

Nasra Ahmed, 23, was walking through the parking lot of her aunt’s St. Paul apartment complex when she found herself surrounded by 12 agents. Ahmed, born in the USA, says she showed them her I.D. She was forcefully detained and jailed anyway for more than 2 days. www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/s...

My colon has an opinion on everything I do. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu

Real power lies in feelings. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

A Biscuit based timeline cleanse.

Not sure how that will hold up in court my love. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu

Golden Globes with @emilyvgordon.bsky.social (who is truly quite cute). Tuxedo: @emporioarmani.bsky.social Watch: @vacheronconstantin.bsky.social Shoes: @christianlouboutin.bsky.social Jewelry: Fred Leighton Styling: Chloe Keiko Grooming: Sydney Sollod

The face you make when you have the best seat in the house