The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)

If you want to feel better for a moment, watch the short film The Singers on Netflix. It's nominated for an Oscar, and in this moment I am profoundly grateful for art that makes me feel hopeful. Please watch it.

Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀 @nytimes.com #$META www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

Happy Valentines Day to my eternal co op partner, the player one to my player two, my fellow forever favorite indoor kid. @emilyvgordon.bsky.social The artists behind these Indoor Kids artworks: Kevin Nally John Sperry Andrew Nixon Mark Moriarty

Step stool always at the ready for Dave

Big therapy guy. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

Once you get in Latitudes you know you've made it

I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

Just reiterating how excited I am to be working on the Sex Criminals show. Been a big fan of the comic forever, & Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky have been extremely supportive during this process. Thrilled they trusted us with their wonderful work. And yes this will mess up my google search forever.

Can we ever get just one piece of good news? Thanks.

Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota? TRUMP: No no. Not at all.

A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.

Tragedies of the Dad and Donatello varieties. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

It's barely been a year.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Sorry, Trump, your support is collapsing and you’re panicking. Right on cue, you’re deflecting from your failures with lies and conspiracy theories about me. Years of “investigations" have found nothing. Get your goons out of Minnesota.

When you explain it plainly, it’s hard not to see where we are as a country.

Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

ICE agents killed a man and are disappearing the witnesses.

Sayre: "My background is in international humanitarian response in conflict zones in Yemen, Haiti, Syria, Iraq, and Ukraine. What I've seen here is what I've seen there. A powerful entity violently and intentionally terrorizing people."

Turns out, negative feelings are exactly what they sound like. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu

Absolutely vile. Stick to nuts and milks, Big Cashew. Happy National Cheese Lovers Day

Here are some movies I loved last year that people should see: Twinless The Baltimorons Splitsville Dust Bunny The Ballad of Wallis Island The Life of Chuck Lurker Companion The Ugly Stepsister Predator: Killer of Killers Black Bag Together Dangerous Animals One of Them Days

These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.

Nasra Ahmed, 23, was walking through the parking lot of her aunt’s St. Paul apartment complex when she found herself surrounded by 12 agents. Ahmed, born in the USA, says she showed them her I.D. She was forcefully detained and jailed anyway for more than 2 days. www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/s...

My colon has an opinion on everything I do. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu

Real power lies in feelings. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

A Biscuit based timeline cleanse.

Not sure how that will hold up in court my love. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu

Golden Globes with @emilyvgordon.bsky.social (who is truly quite cute). Tuxedo: @emporioarmani.bsky.social Watch: @vacheronconstantin.bsky.social Shoes: @christianlouboutin.bsky.social Jewelry: Fred Leighton Styling: Chloe Keiko Grooming: Sydney Sollod

The face you make when you have the best seat in the house

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No beef to the Eagles. I love what you’ve done for dad rock Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

I must have done something right at some point because people are posting videos of their old cats on Instagram with a line from my special Night Thoughts underneath and every single video reduces me to tears. So so so many gorgeous elder babies. Been reposting them to stories as often as I can.

As a fan of TM, having the following info over other fans makes me feel... pretty great. I know who wins. I know the roles the cast members occupy. The wacky one? The one who doesn't care? The one who cares too much? The smart one who is bad at tasks? I know it all. I know what the teams are.

My first stand-up comedy special in 12 years, Night Thoughts, is streaming on Hulu in the US and on Disney+ outside the US. It’s been nominated for a Golden Globe & Vulture called it the best comedy special of the year. Watch it!

I can finally announce: I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties. Amy Gledhill Joanna Page Armando Iannucci Joel Dommett And me!

We didn’t run off labels, we ran off vibes. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu

Listen to Serg. Start your new year right by watching Night Thoughts on Hulu (or Disney+ outside the US.)

Love playing Xander Harkness on Fallout and looooooove wearing these clothes. Shout out to Dayna Pink for designing this awesome look.

It’e the weird taint between Christmas and new years. What are you gonna do? Watch my new special, Night Thoughts, streaming on Hulu right now. Vulture called it the best special of the year & it’s been nominated for a Golden Globe. Also I did Stavvy’s pod & had a blast. youtu.be/Ca21TcZlhic?...

Hot take: Weed should be at least a liiiiiittle bit illegal

Thank you for all the kind words about little baby Bagel. As a reward, here are pics of Biscuit, who has spent the entire Xmas break draped all over me and following me around the house. A genuine angel.

Did So True with Caleb Hearon and it was a joy from beginning to end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx59...