I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

really insightful and horrifying stuff from @thefarce.org

Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!

A comedian's job is not to hold truth to power. A comedian's job is usually dog walker or barista or baby sitter or sometimes office temp at like Hims.

WE GOT NIA DACOSTA!!!!! www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/n...

If you became as obsessed with #Neighbors as I did, you might want to know that Season 2 of HBO and A24's wildest-ever docuseries is officially in production — I spoke with creators, directors, and EPs Harrison Fishman and Dylan Redford for the exclusive details:

Come hang out with Jon and Suze and all of the beautiful weirdos we're collecting... deadline.com/2026/05/imog...

IT IS! It's the most important thing that's ever happened to me.

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

plainly true

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Randi Weingarten to @patrioticmillionaires.org: "We have to make it easy for somebody to see hope and light. Whether you call them fascists, authoritarians, or feudalistic lords like Peter Thiel, they rely on fear, division, apathy, and isolation. It's really hate vs. hope."

Democracy is corny. Fascism is creepy. Corny > Creepy.

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

A colourful new season of Taskmaster drops on Channel 4 and YouTube on April 9th at 10pm BST - starring Armando Iannucci, Amy Gledhill, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani!. 🔵🟢🟡🟢🟡

IT'S OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

5 years of Prince eggs. This year is the black crop top suit from the 1986 Parade tour.

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

Eugene is recovering well, alert and joking and will go home in a few days. A big deal accident but we will be very grateful this good guy genius will recover.

Today's the day.

Someone in Altadena found a CORGI!! Does this adorable face belong to you?

The world is better with trans folks in it. I'm sorry it's so continually - and disappointingly - been so unkind to you. Those who perpetuate anger, hatred or violence towards you and your loved ones are now and forever my enemies.

Some smarties pulled a gobsmacker of a heist. www.cbsnews.com/news/nestle-...

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.

Rep. Stansbury &. Salinas: “It’s midnight. And, we’re here at the capital after House Republicans REFUSED to call up a unanimous Senate bill that would have funded TSA, FEMA, and Coast Guard, ended the shutdown, and paid our federal workers. We were here all day for them to decide to do nothing.”

If @MarshaBlackburn really skipped the vote as TMZ is reporting maybe local media could relay that info to Tennesseans since she wants to be our governor?

NY state peeps! You can help trans kids get healthcare again in NYC if you have 5 seconds to spare! 1. Click the link below. 2. Then click “send the AG feedback.” 3. Fill in your details, and below is a script for the comment (you can copy-paste the alt text).

HOWLING

Francois Schuiten, 1999

Perfect

This is how I'm introducing myself at all work and social events going forward

I know it’s unpopular on this site to point out that Democrats are largely very supportive of trans rights but they are, and we should recognize when they do the right thing

Are these really their heads?

The cost of fresh vegetables is up a stunning FORTY EIGHT PERCENT from February 2025: www.bls.gov/news.release...

I have lead in my hair right now. Not hypothetically. According to a new Consumer Report investigation, the exact human braiding hair on my head—Ywigs Water Wave Bulk—tested with the HIGHEST lead levels of any product analyzed. Let me tell you why that matters beyond the obvious. 🧵

Colorado folk! My movie, See You When I See You, will have its Colorado premiere at the Boulder Theater on Sunday, April 12th, as part of the Boulder International Film Festival. Get tickets now before they're gone! tickets.biff1.com/films/699621...

be the kind of person an AI could not generate

Truly a perfect news alert

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

send this to a friend to jumpscare them

L'explication / The explanation https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114505

"Why is the lead guitarist a woman why can't they have a version of the band where she's a man"

Here's the gift link re: last RT.

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