Turkey 3-1 Greece in tonight’s battle of the Adriatic Sea as I desperately wish I was somewhere hotter and drier than Wigan 🇹🇷 🇬🇷 #thepatheticcasuals

Guten abend, lads 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

As if waking up to references to the Pennsylvania Pedos and the Nashville Noshers isn’t enough, someone has mentioned Nascar on my timeline this morning.

Night cap time, lads 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

Non league football night. Altrincham 1-1 Morecambe. #thepatheticcasuals

My cherry appears to have balls and a (admittedly not very sizeable) willy.

Just completing my self assessment like some sort of Poundland Rothschild if anyone wants a reach around or a good hard bumming.

A night for dark ales from Latvia and Lithuania, lads 🇱🇻 🇱🇻 🇱🇹 🇱🇹 #thepatheticcasuals

Paper boy Barman Theme park rides operator Warehouse “operative” Finance Director

Guten abend, lads 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

A lad in my (admittedly metrosexual Spinningfields) gym got himself together today and then when fully dressed he had a dry shave and it’s made my skin crawl. Come on lads, wet shave and then shower, surely?

Well worth a read, Tics. #wafc

Winging it #wafc mudhutter.substack.com/p/winging-it

Match of the Day Two.

I took this from a bar in New York circa 2010.

Czech night, lads 🇨🇿 #thepatheticcasuals

A night for dark Baltic ales, lads 🇱🇻 🇱🇹 🇪🇪 🇸🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

Meanwhile, in Wigan…..

I see Reform have published their manifesto.

Kolsch and Dunkel night, lads 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

Say what you will about Hitler, at least he knew which countries he was invading.

"We have not resorted to that, but I'll tell you, you can tell him now, he'll be watching it, we're still fighting for this autonomous territory, and he's got to go to Denmark and get something."

Guten abend, lads 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

Back home but continuing the Austrian ale theme and finishing off with a local Riesling 🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹 #thepatheticcasuals

Austria, over and out. It’s been great 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 #thepatheticcasuals

The hills are alive with the sound of music 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 #thepatheticcasuals

Veal, perch and brownie 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 #thepatheticcasuals

#airportpints #thepatheticcasuals 🇦🇹 🇦🇹 🇦🇹

Weissbeer Tuesday, lads 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

At Norton Canes services if anyone wants their jaw snapping*. *a good hard bumming and a reacharound.

Baltic ales for a Baltic night 🇱🇻 🇷🇺 🇩🇰 🇪🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

#orangewinecasuals @gwladruns.bsky.social @penk.bsky.social @hills71.bsky.social

Belgian ale night 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

Fino (a) sadly missing our leader and spiritual guru @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social tonight #ThePatheticCasuals #wafc 🔵⚪️

Monte Carlo casino.

Guten abend, lads 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

Up the Night Shift 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

Czech ale night 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 #thepatheticcasuals

Spanish trumping lager night 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 cc: @harrymcnally.bsky.social #thepatheticcasuals

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi I’m a small time criminal from Budapest who pulled a gun on Neil before knocking him out, stone cold.

Nice to see Slot championing his team’s belief in never going down easily eh @bertwooster.bsky.social 👀

For the supposedly most statistical/analytical football club in the world, management of Chelsea doesn’t half resemble a Sunday League team.

A few Latvian and Lithuanian drops to start dry January. Apologies for the one missing glass 🇱🇻 🇱🇹 #thepatheticcasuals

However, on a brighter note it’s time for the white port. #thepatheticcasuals

Given my 2026 has started with Mrs M insisting we watch the worst TV program ever, with Ronan Keating and a bunch of other bell ends belting out shite, I fear the worst. However I’m sure it’ll get better and I hope it does for you lot too. Much love and all the best 💙

The stages of New Year’s Eve

A couple of Belgian classics as we move towards the new year 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪 #thepatheticcasuals

Motoring on through with a Dusseldorf inspired Altbier night 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 #thepatheticcasuals