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Perfectly fine account with normal amounts of football posts
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Rob Zacny
1 day ago
People need to understand that at the end of the Indy race David Malukas accepted some brisket from the sponsor, Good Ranchers. He popped it in his mouth and for the next 3m30 he chewed on it, attempting to wash it down with champagne. The broadcast ended before he could make himself swallow it.
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Good that f1 is back so when there's an early race I have to stay off the internet after waking up to avoid spoilers, forcing me to not spend an hour in bed on my phone
about 22 hours ago
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Worried that spending my life ignoring Wrexham won't be feasible for much longer but god I'm going to make the most of never thinking about them while I can
1 day ago
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Tariq Panja
4 days ago
Strange times. Rodrigo de Paul and Luis Suarez in the background as Trump talks about how the US is demolishing Iran and calling on Revolutionary Guard to lay down their arms or βface absolutely guaranteed deathβ before pivoting to suggest Cuba will be next.
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Be funny if an Arsenal title win gets overshadowed by a Tottenham relegation
4 days ago
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Spurs two world class centrebacks spend a lot of time being shit don't they
4 days ago
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if you want to call a player ugly just say it, "offside nose" is a cowardly euphemism
4 days ago
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Spurs just the one point above the relegation places π
5 days ago
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New Khamenei just made me think of "old man's son also old man" tbh
5 days ago
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My "wolves are much better than you expect for one of the worst teams ever" take needed a few months but it's finally coming good
6 days ago
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Stuart Millard
6 days ago
"The UK has got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the beautiful fields. A magician lives in them, and he solves locked room murders with the lady from Men Behaving Badly. He is a disgusting individual. Long curly hair, very unkempt, very very disrespectful."
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Alex Shephard
6 days ago
oh my god lmao
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Andy Kelly
7 days ago
This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.
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Look they probably do have to change the reffing to stop the sport being all corners but your keeper can't fall over like that and ask for a free kick
8 days ago
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Iwobi and Welbeck goals, lovely day
8 days ago
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I didn't want to watch this because I thought it would be bad but I forgot that it could be so bad it's funny
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10 days ago
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Despite them being the worst team still on the competition, I can't help but panic over a potential semi final against Tottenham
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10 days ago
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Bournemouth shirt next to the Maga hat is an odd pairing
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11 days ago
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Fun to see McKennie score and reminisce about Leeds fans calling him fat, just for the commentator to say he lost 18lbs this summer
12 days ago
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I will never respect Italian football clubs
13 days ago
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"lautaro where are you your team needs you" works when's he on the pitch and when he's not in the squad
13 days ago
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Hope everybody's bodo/pillt again tonight
13 days ago
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Must be hard to manage spurs against arsenal when the club sacks the manager if they mention arsenal too often
15 days ago
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Eze's now our second top scorer in the league. He's only scored in three matches
15 days ago
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We need Eze to suffer an early concussion next match so Arteta can do the "tell him we're playing Spurs and get him back on"
15 days ago
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Gabriel's dived like that before hasn't he, can't remember when. Got lucky that the ref bought it this time. Horrible habit for a defender
15 days ago
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Never thought we'd play a team so bad it gave Gyokeres enough time to get off a shot like that
15 days ago
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It's fucking painful watching gyokeres constantly trying and failing to roll a centreback
15 days ago
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funny that there's only one team in the league that Eze isn't shit against and it's Spurs
15 days ago
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Very hard to tell when ice hockey goalkeepers are good and when they're just basically as big as the goal
15 days ago
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Ski Mountaineering, ludicrous sport
18 days ago
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I was going to say the league cup final is starting to feel massive, no way we can stay ahead of City if they beat us there. But we've got four league games before then, we're not going to be ahead of them that long
19 days ago
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The Athletic | Football
19 days ago
One of the greatest nights in Bodo/Glimt's history. They have beaten Manchester City, Atletico Madrid and now, last season's finalists Inter. Kjetil Knutsen's side become the first Norwegian club to win three consecutive European Cup/UEFA Champions League matches.
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Annoying that Arsenal conceded but you have to respect the gall who wears an undershirt with a printed message when he's only scored one goal in his entire career
19 days ago
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I know this is silly but every match there's a couple of times I have the thought that it would be useful if Saliba could cross from deep like De Bruyne or Trent
19 days ago
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I'm so fucking bodo pilled
19 days ago
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Pleased that Saka in midfield is Arteta's latest tactical hyperfixation, look forward to him playing there 30 matches in a row until injuries force us into something else and the manager decides that's the only way to play from then on
19 days ago
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Anthony Gordon Champions League hattrick does not sound right at all
19 days ago
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Really funny tv shot there of a Middlesborough fan putting his shirt back on because they gave away a penalty right after they scored
21 days ago
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That's exactly what I thought while watching Madueke, just the word I was trying to find
22 days ago
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Douglas Reyes-Ceron
22 days ago
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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Finally stopped trying to watch and enjoy figure skating and the American wonderkid I took an irrational dislike to fell over twice, I should have kept going
24 days ago
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Rodger Sherman
24 days ago
it's even funnier bc the Canadian 100% did the thing the Swede was accusing him of
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What's with the spate of Igor's in the league right now
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24 days ago
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Why watch another tedious Arsenal match when there's a succulent Spanish Cup semi final on itv4
25 days ago
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Mike Goodman
25 days ago
A fascinating statement in that anybody reading it would have absolutely no idea why it was released.
www.manutd.com/en/news/deta...
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Club statement
Manchester United prides itself on being an inclusive and welcoming club.
https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/man-utd-official-club-statement-12-february-2026
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Bbc's current olympic offering are figure slating and ice hockey, abysmal
26 days ago
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Unfortunately for that poor lad it's now a moral imperative that he never gets his hair cut
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26 days ago
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Biathlon moving from the Bad Winter Olympic Sports list to the Good Winter Olympic Sports list
26 days ago
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Great that using the best team in the country as a example of the standards needed was taken as an insult by the Spurs team
26 days ago
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