Just put Mateta on and lump it up to him already, it's not like you've got nay other ideas

Lacroix wtf

Yet another match where I'm baffled by the price tag PSG are slapping on Barcola

It's been weird having a world cup without constant Eric Cantona advert appearances. Beckham stepped up in his place though

Spain have this weird thing where they default to being a little dull so people don't realise quite how fucking good they are

It's just normally a penalty when you boot a bloke in the knee. Even when it annoys me

Spanish players were so quiet during their anthem, don't think they're up for this one

Hope we boo Villa at the Emirates next year when their players take off their pre match tracksuit top and reveal that turncoat sponsor

Calorie tracking feels really stupid when you've got to log 3000 calories worth of cider

Conor McGregor blew out his knee on his very first kick and his debut after a five year hiatus ends in the first round

Fundamentally I'm angry because I did not want to have several days of Falklands discourse before the next match

Imagine running your arses off for 120 minutes, for 2 hours, and then fucking Lautaro Martinez scores against you

Frankly, I'm just miserable I had to watch 120 minutes of football and I don't get a penalty shootout

If Messi was scoring the 5th in an easy win the crowd would genuinely be more enthusiastic than they are for that goal, I hate this side

If Switzerland do get to penalties like they're trying to, and they lose, I'm going to be so pissed off

Kobel normally seems a really good goalkeeper to me which is odd because generally it's easiest to assume Dortmund players are useless losers

Have you seen how fucking long that swiss keepers legs are why isn't he playing outfield

Look can Argentina just start playing the Simeone boy, I like him

How do video referees pull so many new rules out of their arses for Argentina

Everyone laughed at England but it's so much more boring when the favourites score first

There's no way I can pay attention to the next match but has anybody ever wanted to pay attention to a Switzerland match

I always assumed Clement Turpin was Belgian btw. And yes I do mean that as an insult

Kylian Mbappé, leading scorer at the World Cup, with Wemby. Sweet mother of God! 😳 #NBA

I hate that bald bloke on the marks and Spencers adverts

Look I don't think we're winning it but we're putting off American happiness for one more round and that means so much to me

Gabriel Clarke managing to offend Tuchel and Bellingham in quick succession on live TV, you cannot teach that.

at the beginning of the match my partner said “they’re doing a minutes silence for ann widdecombe” and i 100% believed him

Piece of piss. Give us a more humid stadium

I really like that Tuchel is a prick. It's just a fun change for Southgate

Norway forgetting about rowing faster than me after the Olympics

Gone off rowing have you?

Respect the guy in the crowd with a sign asking for Gordon's shirt, much better odds than going for the really good players

But but they let their children play multiple sports??

Worried that the run of Darlington players making tournament appearances for England won't last much longer. Maybe Will Hatfield is due a phenomenal rise

What a fucking w for pasteurised milk this is, Haaland you've let your country down

Hahahaha Haaland where have you gone

infantino's secret plan to have enough baffling missed decisions and var calls for both sides that no one can claim to be at an advantage

Is Spence not allowed to stand in front of a defender and draw a foul, that's a massive fucking change to the rules

That's worse than fucking Lemons yesterday

I've never said a bad word about Birmingham in my life

Really funny hearing Ian Wright grapple with how much he loves Eze and how rubbish and weird the sub was

Well I don't agree with many of Tuchel's odd tactical decisions but I do approve of his fuck this one Man United midfielder decisions

Lol at Tuchel bouncing Bellingham from position to position every 10 minutes

The deep defending from the last 20 minutes against Mexico is less impressive when you're not leading and you haven't had a red card

Any other great attacker who'd done as little as Haaland has for 70 minutes I'd be taking the piss but it just doesn't work with him does it

James midfield Eze left wing? This German is a pervert

Going to be a worry when they take Sorloth off and put an actual winger on

I don't ever want to hear Clement Turpin's voice even if he's saying good things for my team

Why is Pickford shitting himself so often this half

Funny