People need to understand that at the end of the Indy race David Malukas accepted some brisket from the sponsor, Good Ranchers. He popped it in his mouth and for the next 3m30 he chewed on it, attempting to wash it down with champagne. The broadcast ended before he could make himself swallow it.

Good that f1 is back so when there's an early race I have to stay off the internet after waking up to avoid spoilers, forcing me to not spend an hour in bed on my phone

Worried that spending my life ignoring Wrexham won't be feasible for much longer but god I'm going to make the most of never thinking about them while I can

Strange times. Rodrigo de Paul and Luis Suarez in the background as Trump talks about how the US is demolishing Iran and calling on Revolutionary Guard to lay down their arms or “face absolutely guaranteed death” before pivoting to suggest Cuba will be next.

Be funny if an Arsenal title win gets overshadowed by a Tottenham relegation

Spurs two world class centrebacks spend a lot of time being shit don't they

if you want to call a player ugly just say it, "offside nose" is a cowardly euphemism

Spurs just the one point above the relegation places 👀

New Khamenei just made me think of "old man's son also old man" tbh

My "wolves are much better than you expect for one of the worst teams ever" take needed a few months but it's finally coming good

"The UK has got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the beautiful fields. A magician lives in them, and he solves locked room murders with the lady from Men Behaving Badly. He is a disgusting individual. Long curly hair, very unkempt, very very disrespectful."

oh my god lmao

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Look they probably do have to change the reffing to stop the sport being all corners but your keeper can't fall over like that and ask for a free kick

Iwobi and Welbeck goals, lovely day

I didn't want to watch this because I thought it would be bad but I forgot that it could be so bad it's funny

Despite them being the worst team still on the competition, I can't help but panic over a potential semi final against Tottenham

Bournemouth shirt next to the Maga hat is an odd pairing

Fun to see McKennie score and reminisce about Leeds fans calling him fat, just for the commentator to say he lost 18lbs this summer

I will never respect Italian football clubs

"lautaro where are you your team needs you" works when's he on the pitch and when he's not in the squad

Hope everybody's bodo/pillt again tonight

Must be hard to manage spurs against arsenal when the club sacks the manager if they mention arsenal too often

Eze's now our second top scorer in the league. He's only scored in three matches

We need Eze to suffer an early concussion next match so Arteta can do the "tell him we're playing Spurs and get him back on"

Gabriel's dived like that before hasn't he, can't remember when. Got lucky that the ref bought it this time. Horrible habit for a defender

Never thought we'd play a team so bad it gave Gyokeres enough time to get off a shot like that

It's fucking painful watching gyokeres constantly trying and failing to roll a centreback

funny that there's only one team in the league that Eze isn't shit against and it's Spurs

Very hard to tell when ice hockey goalkeepers are good and when they're just basically as big as the goal

Ski Mountaineering, ludicrous sport

I was going to say the league cup final is starting to feel massive, no way we can stay ahead of City if they beat us there. But we've got four league games before then, we're not going to be ahead of them that long

One of the greatest nights in Bodo/Glimt's history. They have beaten Manchester City, Atletico Madrid and now, last season's finalists Inter. Kjetil Knutsen's side become the first Norwegian club to win three consecutive European Cup/UEFA Champions League matches.

Annoying that Arsenal conceded but you have to respect the gall who wears an undershirt with a printed message when he's only scored one goal in his entire career

I know this is silly but every match there's a couple of times I have the thought that it would be useful if Saliba could cross from deep like De Bruyne or Trent

I'm so fucking bodo pilled

Pleased that Saka in midfield is Arteta's latest tactical hyperfixation, look forward to him playing there 30 matches in a row until injuries force us into something else and the manager decides that's the only way to play from then on

Anthony Gordon Champions League hattrick does not sound right at all

Really funny tv shot there of a Middlesborough fan putting his shirt back on because they gave away a penalty right after they scored

That's exactly what I thought while watching Madueke, just the word I was trying to find

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Finally stopped trying to watch and enjoy figure skating and the American wonderkid I took an irrational dislike to fell over twice, I should have kept going

it's even funnier bc the Canadian 100% did the thing the Swede was accusing him of bsky.app/profile/suss...

What's with the spate of Igor's in the league right now

Why watch another tedious Arsenal match when there's a succulent Spanish Cup semi final on itv4

A fascinating statement in that anybody reading it would have absolutely no idea why it was released. www.manutd.com/en/news/deta...

Bbc's current olympic offering are figure slating and ice hockey, abysmal

Unfortunately for that poor lad it's now a moral imperative that he never gets his hair cut

Biathlon moving from the Bad Winter Olympic Sports list to the Good Winter Olympic Sports list

Great that using the best team in the country as a example of the standards needed was taken as an insult by the Spurs team