Oof!

The empty seats aren’t a great look lids, but the club isn’t missing out on the wedge. They’ve sold them to tout sites for more than they’d get for season tickets (pro rata). The club are deffo helmets, like.

Thread FTPAO @bagpuss.bsky.social

Assured yesterday by the cllr who leads on Wirral transport that there will be a ferry terminal at HDS asap. So that’s a non-starter then. #wools

Congratulations to #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger manager of the week Stephen Sarbutts (95 BB).

I’m honestly tired of this pony. The creative players don’t care about à right or left back. They don’t trust the strikers.

Pick the right team in the first place.

There’s a thing here about pretentious pronunciation that I adore, but none of you thick twats will get it.

1. Moyes has done an excellent job then, as we’ve been much worse under other cunts, and 2. I’d have had birdie in before Dibling.

Today. Hangover, Pished, UTFT, massive win, large vodka and coke, her indoors picking me up. I’m going to have a thromby tonight, aren’t u?

I might have a Barclays tonight.

Fucking hell.

THIS

Right. #fuckoffeverton

So much time, effort and money being spent on catering to the needs of racists and bigots and only @zackpolanski.bsky.social and the @greenparty.org.uk seem serious about fighting back against that.

In news that will surprise absolutely nobody, Everton are terrible. *waits for some fucking helmet to blame the ref*

ET The Usual Suspects Close Encounters 2001: à space odyssey Debbie Does Dallas

Hear me out. We’re getting bummed here.

Me, playing Widow Twanky at the Floral.

Right. #fuckoffeverton

If you’re the Babylon, get fucked you idle twats.

Preach.

I’m absolutely not having this. A dr? In Birkenhead? Surely he means Bruce Foxton at the very least.

I know the shite got beat and everyone despises them, but that little backheel by Wirtz was quite sexy.

I’ve got one mate. Upper East £50 down from £70 if you’re interested?

He’s been at the Brasso again, folks.

Going.

Timeline cleanse xx

About time they started to get it worked up them in added times Fucking lizards

Cinematic

Can’t remember.

Can someone do me a gif of Ted Stryker saying “what a pisser” to camera please?

Oh dear. How sad. NEVER MIND.

Up the trannies!

Latest Teutonic detective series……

Spurs concede. *rubs nerd togger hands*

Mate @mkn1ght.bsky.social replacing Kelleher via a free hit just put him back in your team the following week. You’ve had your one warning, so RULES ARE RULES and you’re off.

The devil farts in my face once more. #noevilkopitemingstogger

Was he Kevin Houlihan?

Does yer frog ATC being on strike affect flights of Africa?

Tenuous celebrity links; a further occasional series: Eric Morecambe asked me if I was married. Leonard Rossiter was a miserable get in real life too. McCartney tipped my granddad à fiver. The fucking mingebag. Ken Dodd was a fucking nuisance, in a nice way. Alan Biley brought my dog back.

Please share this.

What is it about a drop of rain that brings the worst drivers in the fucking world out?

Christ, I fucking detest Moreton.

In memoriam...

If any of you are still on Twitter, abuse this wanker. Him, not me.

Loving the (no) here. Textbook.

As if you couldn’t love him any more already.