Friggin COR!!!!!!!!!!7

I’m watching an episode of Tenable (don’t ask) and there’s a lady on it who I’d definitely take to the pictures. Pic TF.

Does anyone speak Jive?

Textbook.

The first one wasn’t a bad effort. Definitely bowl another.

Do England ever bat first? Do England know anything about this drop in pitch?

As night follows day.

Plumber than super Mario.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

If you think that was acceptable by Crawley you don’t know batting.

Jaffa

Oh dear.

I don’t like that pitch. Mind you, I’m shit.

I’ve got one hour and twenty minutes to stay awake*. It’s either nerd golf, champ man or masturbation. What day you? *live

That’s @theparisangel.bsky.social

Step away from the shrooms.

I’m adopting the idle twat Bagpuss approach and going for a #snooze this afternoon, in preparation for snooker this evening and the ashes later.

Eeyar @harrymcnally.bsky.social @pieorama.bsky.social I know you’re big fans like me and @gwladysgirl.bsky.social - see you there!

My theory* on Kirstie Allsopp: She’s an over privileged gobshite. *and almost everyone else’s.

Day off dogging. Pint?

That sound on the ben stokes interview is a disgrace.

The CPAG book was our bible at work. Anything they say is correct.

What do you expect from the professional RIPpers? #YAWN

Some geezer being appointed Middlesbrough manager direct from CM01/02.

That arl bag having it off with the bloke in Italy gets on me tits.

Happy birthday to Alan Pardew, Dave Angel and @stephenslack.bsky.social *. *same person

Just told the cat I’m having a Barrie and will get her tea shortly.

Bookmark this.

Won’t be much torking going on.

Those last three would give Scotland a game like.

BITTER.

Yeah they wouldn’t sell me the third one. #xmasjokes

*weekly surveying of nuclear wasteland of #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger team*

Oh eeyar this one’s Natasha and Ru @iggypopbarker.bsky.social . *rubs thighs*

Just watched a celebrity antiques road trip. They lost over 500 nicker between them, including £206 on a magic lantern that sold for 30 quid. Mingebag Yorkshire twats.

BOSH!

No #thesnucker tonight so I’ll be less furious at my incompetence than normal on a Tuesday.

Company.

I’ve got a packet of 12 Jaffa cakes. For now.

NO.

My lovely District Nurse Ellie came round, she's funny, kind, caring and crucially very effective, and is also undertaking an MA alongside work. She's from Nigeria so I insisted she gave me her jewellery and told her not to come back until she was British in 20 years time.

I hate that WOOL bitch from the think money advert with a fucking passion.

*doesn’t do joke about she’ll never hear the end of it*

I think you’ll find it’s - at least to the WSAG cognoscenti - snirkle.

Kiss by that bad knobhead pixie is on t’wireless. An abomination, unimproved by the Welsh pub singer murdering it. Garbage.

@bagpuss.bsky.social are you available for selection this week? Before satdee, I mean.

I’ve only got as far as the kitchen and bathroom and I’d burn the shitehole down.