Salah leaves for £250m and £450k per week off the wage bill. Liverpool sign Ivan Toney just to stop Everton or someone else getting him.

Salah is off.

Thinking about Getting Carried Away. #EFC

Tele Reds (Leeds Edition)

Too soon

⚽️⚽️👀

Is right lad. #EFC

#fuckoffleeds.

The empty away end at 80 minutes was *chefs kiss* Scabs. #EFC

Comfortably beating Notts Forest at home isn’t for everyone. #EFC

Got a bad feeling about this. #EFC

North Stand fatties giving it to the scabs. #EFC

Bit harsh.

Join @joethomas18.bsky.social @connoron95.bsky.social and myself at Hill Dickinson Stadium for live updates from Everton's game with Nottingham Forest (3pm kick-off) www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...

lol @ Arteta.

Heads up - we will be selling the new ‘One by One’ fanzine behind the bar from today! If you were a fan of the legendary ‘When Skies Are Grey’,you’ll love this. £4 a mag. UTFT 💙. #everton #efc #utft #evertonfc #excelsior #onebyone #coyb #fanzine #upthetoffees #pub #local 💙💙💙

Just a quick question. What the fuck are FIFA giving out Peace Prizes for? Stay in your lane you corrupt cunts. #FIFAWorldCup

Strands #643 “Tolkien's world” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #909 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,631 5/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Good luck to big Evertonian Tom Reid-Wilson in the jungle. #IACGMOOH #EFC

Group of Death. France, Norway, Senegal.

This draw has taken so long Scotland have already been knocked out and flown home. #FIFAWorldCup

Has anyone done the Numberwang thing yet? Because they should. #FIFA

Be great if Big Orange shits his kecks live on stage here.

Big up the Matilda clique. #matildathemusical

Netflix spending $87bn are they? That’s the subscription prices going up again.

Connections Puzzle #908 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,630 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Morning everyone. #thecricket

*clears throat*

What West Ham need to do here is have someone sent off.

Oh no. More lengthy navel gazing from Auntie coming up.

Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.

Pretending to be at Anfield v Reality. #thumb

Bollocks.

Strands #641 “In the driver's seat” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡

Connections Puzzle #907 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,629 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

What a time to score.

Just not in the right head space to see Leeds doing well in a football match.

Good week to transfer out Ollie Watkins. #FF

That Sam Altman has issued a 'Code Red' has he?

£900.00 for a match day experience at Bramley Moore for kids to be a mascot. Everton In The Community pitching that as a fund raiser for their work just doesn't seem right to me. There's a tiny group of Evertonian's who can afford that for their kids.

Strands #640 “It all adds up” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #906 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Wordle 1,628 4/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Too soon btw. #EFC