DCL will miss his penalty I reckon.

Ally McCoist has seen it all now! Again.

Booooo

Oh Leeds!

Oh Leeds!

Leeds could have brought more. #WHULEE

It’s not a lie in if you’re awake at 6:00am and lay in bed doing all the little Wordle quizzes until 7.

To all of the bell ends who were fuming about the Eid messages. Happy Easter. #EFC.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... It’s a fucking mystery isn’t it eh?

Winds getting up.

Arfenal.

Southampton v Arsenal. Classic ‘can’t they both lose’ game.

We want (brackets). #CHEPOR

Ooof.

116

PSG away next.

Looking forward to The Thumb repeating the same phrase over and over in anguish, because he’s got the vocabulary of a man with a brain injury but needs to convey his disappointment and fulfil his airtime commitment for his paid subscribers. #tellyreds

Arf!

Comeback on.

*awaits the Telly Reds*.

Van Dijk all over the fucking place there. Hilarious.

Oooof.

Shame it won’t be this Liverpool we play in a few weeks. #EFC

Find someone who loves you as much as Ally McCoist loves Liverpool Football Club.

That’s not a penalty, regardless of who it is.

City fans should enjoy this one, may not be playing Liverpool at all next season.

Leicester City in the mud.

Yikes! It’s out today! The “Re:Creation” Special is on Amazon Prime right now for the UK and Ireland!

I still have to stop myself saying “real fuckin sexy just like you asked” whenever anything involves taking a photo

Have a guess which club on this list received a couple of points deductions from the Premier League.

Come friendly bombs…

Please don't run really smart guys like Mark off the platform because you can't read or are addicted to getting mad online

Bongornio! (Sp)

spaghetti......Berlusconi.........that fucking obsession with recipes being incredibly precise........Sophia Loren.......Julius Caesar.........cannelloni..........pointlessly gesturing with your hands..........Marco Polo........................Marco Polo can you hear me!

Ha ha ! What’s Italian for GET THE FUCK OUT!

You’d have to fancy being able to get over this Japanese wall…

England can’t have Foden and Palmer on the pitch at the same time. Can’t just try and dribble past the entire opposition team all of the fucking time. Stockport wools.

Palmer and Gordon stinking the gaff out here. #engjap

Being called a TERF now. What a day!

Muting people sliding in to posts to take offence on others people behalf just to be a cunt.

All Bosnia tonight aren’t we?

Got a proper splattering off a fucking seagull earlier. How’s your day going?

The BBC didn’t mess about did they? 8 years on from the allegations they sprang into action.

Having a little get away with the family. In a caravan near Blackpool. Lots of fun so far but I’m yet to experience the camp entertainment. Bingo and family shame I expect. 4/10. Guinness is rank so I hear.

Spursy.

If Dixie Dean had played for Liverpool there’d be a Colossus of Rhodes style statue straddling The Mersey. Paid for by Liverpool Council. #EFC

My cousins daughter is performing on this Jason Manford thing in n BBC1. She’s proper ace.

YO! YOYOYOYOYO! Stop everything! The new Willy's Chocolate Experience just dropped! I bring you: BARBIE DREAMFEST! www.reddit.com/r/Barbie/com...

#fuckoffeverton. Ndiaye with a broken foot is it. Christ. #EFC