Burgers and booze day in work is alfresco style today. Praise be.

All the work from home rarselclarts have decided to come into work today to take advantage of the air conditioning.

Praise be in the name of Jehovah.

I’m also keen on being tag teamed by the Kardashian’s.

Exotic Solero’s are elite level in the lolly ice genre.

There’s a hen do at the Bus Yard outside our place. Beverages at 10.30 in the morning, while sitting in the sun. I predict there will be casualties.

It’s going to be warm today so it’s important to remember to tell people to grow up and stop being big babies if they are complaining about it.

People in work are horrified that I am eating boiled eggs. What’s wrong with these people.

Today’s docked ship is the Norwegian Sky.

Someone brought these into work to put on the sweets and goodies desk. I had no idea they still made these.

The sun is shining and it’s a glorious day. Praise be to Jehovah.

The fella playing left back for France, was sold by Benitez so he could sign Mykolenko.

The Viking Mars ship is docked today. #shipspotting

Fair play to England. They have pumped Croatia and the goalie kept it from being 7.

I went to a fan park near the Cowboys stadium before they played the Packers last season. The bbq food was sensational but the American beers tasted like ferret piss.

I can’t watch this Portugal v Congo game because if Martinez was on the screen I’d boot my telly in.

Today’s docked ship is the Queen Anne.

Let’s not rewrite history when Ndiaye goes and pretend he isn’t decent. He’s a great player but if he doesn’t want to play for us he can get to fuckrees.

Cheese and onion on toast with some West Indian Scotch bonnet sauce on, is elite quick snacking.

This Dallas stadium is ace. Even though it is in Arlington.

Because of Rupert Lowe and Matt Le Tissier, I’d urge people not to drink the water in Southampton.

A white supremacist being a trillionaire is the biggest single thing that tells you capitalism has failed.

Today’s ship is Mein Schiff 2.

The worst thing about that South Africa game last night is that they knocked us out.

I hope Brazil absolutely hammer the cheating Moroccans tomorrow.

If Man City gets charged then it’s open season on clubs suing them if Burnley suing us is the precedent.

I see everyone has stopped talking about Farage and his £5 million bribe from his crypto sugar daddy. Handy that.

The country is on its arse because a load of thick savages have been radicalised by a South African ketamine addict, a football hooligan from Luton and a private school educated racist.

Stuart Barlow now looks like a 72 year old.

Fold the club and put us all out of our misery. I’ll need sectioning if I have to watch him, Keane and Tarkowski arse about in defence next season.

Whenever there was an issue in the black community all I heard was ‘where are their community leaders’. Now that racism is has radicalised the majority of the country, the question I ask the white community is ‘where are your community leaders?’

Last week people were moaning when the sun was out. Idiots.

Two tier policing seems to be the gammon thickos new slogan. Have a look at stop and search stats and get back in touch with me. See also pensioners getting arrested protesting the war in Gaza.

Marseille’s new shirt for next season looks like a jarg version of a Leeds shirt.

Nike Mind 001 mules are released next week. Just in time for holidays.

Karma for singing feed the Scousers.

Mosquera’s, Eze’s and Gabriel’s DMs will be a cesspit tonight.

Evertonian’s wetting the bed wanting Iriola only for him to end up at the shite.

Talk to You by ANOTR is definitely the tune of summer 2026.

Anthony Gordon playing in Spain will become the first player to be injured by sunburn.

That Black Coffee and Julie McKnight collab in the London 02 this weekend looked like the perfect house music event. youtube.com/shorts/QnP8q...

I went to Lark Lane today and the lack of purple bin accents made me head to Smithdown Road.

On Smithdown Road and people are fussing over a lad who was on some Channel 4 boat show.

It’s not too hot. It’s just right.

Scousers are catnip to Scottish women. I’m in Edinburgh. Praise be to Yeshua.

This will be my face watching the cocaine and Reform fuelled England fans after England get knocked out the World Cup.

Giving Mykolenko a new contract unless it’s to sell him is madness. There is not one Evertonian who can name a left back worse than him who has played over 140 times for us. I need a new hobby because watching him Tarkowski and Keane plod along in defence next season does nothing for me.

Following a terrifying attack at the Islamic Center of San Diego, Mayor Todd Gloria was publicly called out by a resident over his years of anti-Palestinian rhetoric and staunch pro-Israel stances.

31 years ago today we last won a trophy. All thanks to the empty heads who ran the club like a kebab house and turned us into a joke outfit.

Due to the high number of wool accents at the match, these hats will be available from next week.