Someone has put German heavy metal music on in work. I feel like throwing myself out the window.

Away from politics, my trainees and cologne are magnificent today.

Starmer and his centre left clowns have absolutely fucked this up. Not giving working class people hope meant he pushed them into Farage’s arms. His pathetic centre left bollocks has been the catalyst for fascism. We need an almost militant left wing approach to save the country from Farage.

Zia Yusuf makes me sick. He is a dancing bear who is too afraid to use his first name because the people who vote Reform don’t like Muslims. His parents came to this country to work in the NHS. He is an Asian version of an uncle Tom.

The average 40 year old person in the USA pays about 500 dollars a month for health insurance. The idiots who vote Reform have no idea what’s in store for them when Farage sells the NHS to Epstein’s mate.

Reform doing well just confirms what I’ve always thought about a lot of people in this country.

I’ve no idea what the handball rule is anymore.

The winner of Bayern v PSG eyeing Arsenal in the final.

On The Chase they 100% give the chaser the easier questions in the final chase.

Seagulls are a load of shit. The absolute knobheads of the bird kingdom.

71 years of age and still hasn’t grown up.

We will only get a penalty if the opposition pull a gun out on one of our players. Even then VAR will send the ref to the monitor.

These have now gone. I was going to give them away for free but @stujohno.bsky.social offered to kiss me so the tickets went to him.

Reform, Labour and the Tories all take money from oil & gas giants and private healthcare interests. That tells you who they’re really working for. The Green Party doesn’t take that money. We answer to you - and to the future of our planet. Vote Green on Thursday. 💚

Does anyone want two tickets for our game later. You need to be a member. The tickets will be gratis.

Happy International Star Wars Day. May the 4th be with you.

Full Scottish breakfast. Goaaaaaaal.

The Witchery in Edinburgh. The Côte de boeuf was ace.

The new place I’m working at buys staff booze and burgers on a Friday. Praise be to Yeshua.

I’ve just had a look on the WSAG/Blaukopf board and troop or whatever username he is using this week is still posting. He’s as mad as a March hare.

Jennifer Lopez latest instagram post may be the best thing ever captured on film.

Ashley Young announcing his retirement at the age of 40. Mad to think he’s still a better left back than Mykolenko.

Stop the boats (ferries). These people arriving on their boats (ferries) are nothing like us. We should employ the navy to stop them invading us. All I hear now in town is ‘go the Wirral’

Imagine Arsenal playing either of these in the final. The ref would probably have to stop it after 60 minutes.

Clive from HR Lacina Traore The “where are ya” fella from the ‘I’m in the entry’ masterpiece.

My lad has had the derby week from hell. Everton last week and Hibs this week. He went to both games too.

Looking at the bottom of the table and how many points are needed is scary. In any of the seasons when Moshiri’s madness was at its peak, we’d have gone down if it was this season.

The only sensible option that’s available right now, is to get stuck into the beverages this evening.

The West Ham player punching it out of his penalty area for a goal kick was such a bad decision you can only laugh about it.

Dreadful stuff. Last week ended our season.

Barry doesn’t look remotely interested in playing for us.

In an ideal world, only 5 of our starting team today should be starters next season. Pickford, O’Brien, Garner, Dewsbury Hall and Ndiaye.

I’m out in a Toxteth boozer. I’ve just bumped into the naughtiest kid in our school and it brought flashbacks to his last clap bedlam. I still chuckle thinking about it. He did the last clap so blatantly the teachers ended up chasing him around the hall. They carried him out by his arms and legs.

Evri exists to see how far they can push human beings before they are committed into an asylum.

That video on the Echo Facebook page about the fella who was beeping his horn at a learner driver. What an absolute knobhead.

LA Rams fans after the draft last night.

I’ve no problem with this as long as he’s 4th choice. If he starts as many games next season as he has this season then someone at the club needs to be fired.

My walk to work was lovely this morning. There is nothing better than the Georgian Quarter on a quiet morning.

There is an issue with the a/c in work. The open plan area is affected and those who sit in that area can work from home until 1st May. Guess whose office isn’t affected and still has to go in. It’s going to be like the Mary Celeste.

If ‘Wish I didn’t miss you’ by Angie Stone isn’t in your top three songs of all time, then I’m absolutely certain you have no rhythm and can’t dance.

The Marseille fan in work couldn’t believe VAR never gave us a penalty yesterday for Jones foul on Dewsbury Hall.

Arsenal are bigger bottlers than us and they are more Spursy than Spurs.

I’m still convinced we should have had a pen when Jones ran into Dewsbury Hall.

I don’t ever watch them play but for half a billion spent in the summer they are poor. That Konate is like a bigger version of Titus Bramble. The fella with the ponytail in midfield just runs around fouling people and Frimpong surely won a competition to play. I can’t believe we lost to them.

On the bus home a Hill Dickinson employee from a food stall had obviously been on the sauce because she was as pissed as a fart, was telling me to go to her kiosk and she will give me free food at the next game. She had hands like an octopus so I feel like I’m part of the ‘me too’ movement now.

I never want to see McNeil, Mykolenko or Barry ever play for us again.

Couldn’t properly celebrate that because VAR has killed the game for match going fans.

We all knew Kavanagh was as bent as a roundabout so his performance so far is expected.

I’d rather one of the fellas doing the halftime crossbar challenge play ahead of McNeil.

Van Dijk is the biggest shithouse in the league.