I’m always astounded at how gimpy Arsenal fans look when they celebrate.

Happy Four Year Anniversary to these lads 🫡

As both Nigerian and Irish is in my DNA, I’ll be enjoying some Egusi with fufu and a few pints of Guinness. Happy St Patrick’s Day. 🇳🇬🇮🇪

I can’t believe the Chelsea stuff. That’s far worse than what we did and we got points deducted. I bet City were laughing their heads off knowing that they will get away with their shenanigans too. The Premier League is as bent as a roundabout.

I stupidly picked them lot to beat Spurs in the last man standing. This is the worst Premier League season I can remember. Everyone seems a little bit shit.

I hate Arsenal and their cunt supporters.

This commentator and Alan Smith are like Arsenal cheerleaders.

Fantastic name. Hopefully one day we will see him in the Premier League.

LinkedIn is bad enough normally but now it’s full of right wing blerts posting stuff about Sadiq Khan. I’ve had to remove a recruitment agent because she constantly likes filth that pops up on my feed.

Growing up did you prefer ITV local news or BBC local news? I was ITV and Granada.

The only thing surprising about this City score is that it’s not against Liverpool that they have shit the bed.

Wigan being in the relegation zone of division 3 is a nice touch.

Chortle, guffaw, giggle, laugh at the Geordies.

Spurs looked at Everton’s board under Moshiri and said “hold my beer”

I vomited and my toes curled at the same time when I saw and heard that Geordie spokesperson then. They are as cringe as our red neighbours.

Wrexham fans have potentially avoided their nightmare scenario of not knowing who to support if Wrexham drew Liverpool in the next round.

Unlucky, wools.

I remember when some Evertonian’s were saying we should sign Kieffer Moore. Almost as maniacal as the ones who said we should sign Paul Mullin.

That ref sounded Scouse.

Wrexham is pyar wool.

I’ve just seen my cousin who I’ve not seen for about 20 years. He’s the only red in the whole family. It’s mad that families drift apart and only a death brings us all back together.

Kristi Noem is a horror, but it’s a yes from me, Clive.

In the rugby union this evening, Wales are wearing this white shirt against Ireland because people who are colour blind were unable to differentiate between the green and red.

If them lot were ever in this position I’d be outside the house of the bitter red a few doors down from mine, doing the conga with a vuvuzela.

Spurs secret weapon against relegation is sitting on the bench. Richarlison was one of the main reasons we never went down. He’s a fighter and they need to get him involved in their remaining games.

Spurs are doing their best to shit the bed here. That madness then felt like I was watching us.

The Irish Everton jacket has just arrived for my youngest. I am tempted to order one for myself now.

Do you remember when we opted for Funes Mori instead of trying to sign Van Dijk from Celtic. Phenomenal.

That Man U supporter is never getting his haircut again.

Scott Parker’s jacket that he wore last night is worth over two grand.

Tranmere are only 8 points off being none league. I’m now a supporter of Barrow, Newport, Harrogate, Crawley and Bristol Rovers.

Beaten home and away by the bottom side. No league champions have ever had that happen 😁😂

If we get the Conference League, I’d fancy us to win it and there would be loads of boss European away days in mad places where it’s about £1.50 a pint.

Singing the blues. UTFT.

Branthwaite is a massive difference to our results and how we play. It’s a shame him and Grealish were never fit at the same time. There’s no substitute for class.

Burnley Lives Matter. Enjoy division two, you fucking tramps.

Easy money.

Our subs will be so obvious. Barry and George for Beto and McNeil 70 mins. Armstrong for Ndiaye 80 mins.

This would be an ideal game for Aznou instead of the Ukrainian Mr Bean.

KDH anytime goal scorer is 11/4. Thank me later.

I’m sat at home wondering if I will make it back to Bramley Moore again this season. Unlikely unless my lad makes an ad hoc visit back to Liverpool and we are playing at home.

Exactly 8 years ago today, we lost 2-1 at Burnley.

Sefton Park. South Liverpool paradise.

Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith at Disney Hollywood Studios closed permanently yesterday. I think that was the first rollercoaster I took the kids on the first time we went there.

That shooter in Austin is more evidence we live in a world with nutters. A lot of grim stuff going on in the world lately.

The draw is 15 to 1 for this match. Worth a little go I reckon.

I wish America wasn’t up the wall because I would love a little trip back to Orlando.

Cole Palmer gets his haircut by Salford City Council.

Chelsea getting a result in this game would be a nice touch.

Cunha throws himself to the floor and the Manchester ref gives Man U a penalty and sends the Palace player off. Job done by the Premier League.