I've just seen Luke Akehurst on the telly and am a bit concerned that his head is about to explode.

Well I'm doing alright in the nerd togger, provided Everton don't concede and Tarkowski scores a hat trick tomorrow night.

Slot out! #YNWA

It’s the @rspb.bsky.social #BigGardenBirdwatch this weekend. Get involved. #CitizenScience

@chrisgpackham.bsky.social #Winterwatch is bloody great!

The ‘liquid glass’ thing in the new iPhone software update is shite. By nerds for nerds.

I’ve always thought that one day fascism would return, but that the leader would be an evil, charismatic genius, not a jibbering simpleton.

Just watched Tár. Decent film but not the sequel to ‘Boys from the Blackstuff’ that I was expecting.

Like previous years, we've worked hard to make CCBE something special. Well, our international guest for CCBE 2026 is now sorted… and yes, it’s an absolute banger! The Latvian legends Arpus are coming to Chester & complete our brewery line-up for 2026! #BskyBeer

Unfortunately, I’ve had to review last season’s #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger result. Please congratulate the new winner.

Well played Senegal #UTFT

Has that been reviewed by VAR yet? I’m sure someone’s hair was pulled in the build up.

How can anyone be conned by that?

Ridiculous.

Get the lad off. He can’t play on after that. Get on with the game.

Should be a mandatory by-election every time one of these slimy toads switches party.

We're very nearly safe from relegation. #UTFT

Gerrin there!

Regulation finish there from Everton's prolific marksman.

'Putting your body on the line." What the fuck does that mean?

Up the clarets!

Robert Jenrick: The truth

Stage 2 of the 2027 Tour de France finishing on the Liverpool waterfront will be brilliant. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cyclin...

This Robson Jerome fella on the telly just now is an absolute penis.

It's back at the Town Hall on 5th and 6th June so get it in your diary. Ticket details to follow but sign up for CAMRA membership and you get in free. What are you waiting for?

@camrawestcheshire.bsky.social welcome to Bluesky!

Well it’s drizzling kittens and puppies out there. Won’t stop me going for a pint though.

Ray Charles could've taken a better penalty than those three.

Clear penalty. 😂

Well played the goats. 🐐

The Third Man is on BBC iplayer. Zithertastic.

I’m going to stop watching this game before the inevitable N’Diaye injury.

Fuck off Mali.

One fire good. Two fires better.

Sat next to a fella laughing out loud at AI slop on YouTube. The torture never stops.

Roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour. 🚍

Thought the match would be the low point of the day, but I’m now on a bus replacement service.

Off to the match dressed like Nanook of the North. #utft

Boogie woogie.

There’s still time for Ronny Wood to die before 2026.

When I was a kid, me aunty Phyllis had nye parties at her flat in Birkenhead. At midnight we’d go outside and listen to the ships on the Mersey sounding their horns. It was ace.

Facing the disorientating prospect of having to select Everton defenders in the nerd togger. #nerdtogger

Gerrin there! #utft

That Everton team might just surprise a few people. Including me.

Before long we’re going to see all four innings in a single day.

Just had a toffee penny. #shitmas