Saw a corncrake today. Crex Crex.

No pasaran.

Hebridean trip going well. Had to abandon the hire car though.

Having a nice holiday in the Outer Hebrides at the moment, but this hotel’s seen better days.

Nearly 2 billion people live in the red area. It is becoming completely uninhabitable. What do the climate deniers, who also hate immigration, think is going to happen?

Chapeau.

Come on Ireland! 🇮🇪

That’s a fantastic goal.

Hey @seanrostron.bsky.social I've just asked ChatGPT to write a poem about you. It's rather good. Sean Rostron Sean speaks first and listens last, Certain every thought will last. A storm of takes, both loud and grand With confidence few understand. It knows you better than I do.

That's 88th out of 13 million. Astonishing.

Wes Streeting is a snivelling shit (pass it on).

Stuffy winner from Calvin Lewitt coming up.

Well, well, well, who's triple captained Haaland then? #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger

Time to get your tickets.

Anyhow, Merlin Rohl - he makes Gohls.

Come on Everton. These are shite.

Definitely think we should stop the Palestine marches. Once Israel stops committing Genocide, torturing kids, massacring medical workers and starting wars endlessly. Otherwise, fuck off.

Joe Hart, what a bore. Worst pundit since ‘Lawro’.

Nob.

Update. It’s ace.

RIP Ted.

There was a Belgian defender called Mark de Man. No there wasn't.* *Yes there was

*does the Ali shuffle*

@seanrostron.bsky.social any good nerd toggering over the weekend?

I’m sure the Cage deserves the plaudits, but fuck me, it’s depressing. Not sure I’ll get past episode 1.

Bench boost was last week, unfortunately. #nerdtogger

Not sure if Sunderland have 'been on the ale' or are 'already on their holidays'.

On me way to the ale house. Managed to push past this lot before they started their signature ‘I feel love’ routine.

Should social media be banned for under 16s? Yes, and over 65s.

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Who on earth would select Burnley’s goalkeeper in the nerd togger when they’re playing Man City?

Nobody is safe as long as this man is in office. Impeach now.

Six points from Chelsea this season to go with the £262 million they have given Brighton over the past four years As always, a pleasure doing business with you #BHAFC

@seanrostron.bsky.social back on.

It takes some referee to watch this and think, ‘I’d best book the keeper’

What time’s the symbolic placing of the traffic cone in front of the away section? Will be such a poignant moment. #UTFT

C'est la vie.

Lego Melania looks more like Melania than Melania’s double.

Can these things get into the Billboard Hot 100?

BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists

Wouldn’t it be great if Iran won the World Cup ?

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cyclin... Nice piece on #ParisRoubaix

Private companies that sign contracts to deliver public services and then fail to do so should never be allowed to pay dividends to shareholders. A shareholder is a company owner. A company owner who takes public money, doesn't deliver, but takes profit, should be prosecuted.

Up the Cottagers!

Good result that. #utft

Up the Toffees!