Wouldn’t it be great if Iran won the World Cup ?

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cyclin... Nice piece on #ParisRoubaix

Private companies that sign contracts to deliver public services and then fail to do so should never be allowed to pay dividends to shareholders. A shareholder is a company owner. A company owner who takes public money, doesn't deliver, but takes profit, should be prosecuted.

Up the Cottagers!

Good result that. #utft

Up the Toffees!

Up the 'ammers.

Ooh la la!

The last 24 hours have shown what many have said for a long time. Britain's role as an accomplice to Trump's America must end. We must urgently decouple from a rogue US & seek security with allies closer to home. That starts with suspension of the US bombers on British soil.

If Starmer had anything about him he would publicly threaten Trump with the expulsion of US forces from the UK right now, not least given that US nukes that might be used are based here. But he hasn't, and so he won't.

Blimey, Port Vale have conceded even more than Liverpool here.

Happy Easter Toffees

Liverpool's cup final has now been rescheduled for the 19th of April.

www.maptap.gg April 3 94🏅 96🔥 98🎯 99🎯 95🏅 Final score: 968

Sensible policies for a sensible Britain.

Another home victory at the Hill Dicko.

Good Vibrations on the telly. That’ll do for watching for half an hour then falling asleep.

The Uruguayans are great. Skilful, physical and snide in equal measure.

So, about those Eid prayers in London... "What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?" "Nelson's column, innit?" "And the highest thing on the column?" "Nelson." "And on Nelson?" "His hat." "And the highest thing on his hat?" "That bit that sticks up." 1/8

Not all MPs are shameless grifters like Farage.

Love it.

Gerrin there Beto lad!

Weekend in the lakes. Nice.

Probably the best summation of the disparity of treatment between Everton and Chelsea

Radical extremist cleric issues angry new fatwa -->

lol

‘If I were an Everton fan I’d be angry about this’ - Chelsea fine scrutinised by expert I’d implore you to listen to the insightful original interview by @giuliabould.bsky.social with @priceoffootball.bsky.social www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...

The review and reversal of football results via a legal process, several weeks after the game has taken place, will be introduced to the Premier League next season and will be known as CAR (Courtroom Assistant Referee).

Do this consultation. Tell them to get rid.

Absolute madness.

Now a precedent has been set, the result of the 1977 FA cup semi-final should be reversed.

Ohhhhhh the Hokey Cokey…

Cracking pub. Well deserved.

@seanrostron.bsky.social good moaning!

Deep-fried rabbit eyeballs. No ta.

£47.5m is more than double Everton's breach that led to a Premier League record sanction of 10 points being deducted, recalculated to 6 on appeal While this is a different charge, the commission said EFC "gained no sporting advantage" but still agreed a deduction www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

That’ll lern em.

Polanski responding to Kemi Badenoch comments. No name calling. No shouting. Just one calmly stated fact. Honestly, one of the most respectful political eviscerations I’ve ever witnessed.

This game has got 'Keane late goal' written all over it. Just not sure which goal he'll put it in.

Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man. It’s magnificent. Shut it, naysayers.

Not a celebrity as such, but I was once blocked by a Masterchef contestant for asking if he still seasoned his food with the sweat dripping from his baldy head.

On hearing hereditary peers are to be removed from the house of Lords, one of them, the Earl of Devon, said the bill was regrettable. He said his family had been in the Lords for 900 years. "I think the public will miss us," the Earl of Devon said. "Will we shite!" said the public. (@BBCnews)

Best put the horse in the stable, pet.

Spurs could still get something here.

The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

I want to know if the Gladiators get drug tested.

Well played the goats. Unlucky.

VAR absolutely sucking the life out of the game.

Fair tackle.