Just created the perfect Star Wars crawl using PowerPoint and plain fucking skill, lads. Yes, it does look very good.

Exactly 👏 Any AI that generates non-consensual sexual images of women & CSAM of peoples children is not a “free speech debate” If you build it, deploy it, and profit from it, you own the harm. That means anyone running tools like Grok don’t get to shrug & play dumb. Responsibility isn’t optional.

"Opinions differ, of course, but in my view the start of what some cultural historians call 'the long 90s' came on the night in November 1989 when two Manchester bands - the Stone Roses and Happy Mondays - appeared on Top of the Pops."

@ellbretland.bsky.social I know you were disappointed that your article was dismissed as a whinge-fest. You should leave that link up, though. It wasn’t a whinge. It was a well-considered opinion and a good read. Blind faith in weak leadership isn’t doing us any good. Well said.

Did it in extra time too. I might be on record about this but I fucking hate him. The club tweeted after Bournemouth that he’d played every minute of the season and I replied to state “has no-one made the connection?”

The lesson of course being, just take a proper penalty.

This fella trying to do a Pickford with his water bottle, when half the team have barely kicked a ball for Everton. Hopefully the bottle says “just guess a direction”.

Barry’s alright. I like the kid.

Aaaaaahahahaha! Absolutely not a penalty. Unless it was, like.

Rohl just not bothering to track back at all there.

There’s far more wrong with this team than just the front man, but if we’re going to lazily clip balls forward for him to win and attempt to hold up, the least Moyes can do is pick the striker who’s better at doing it.

“Mykolenko is a good attacking full-back”. Commentators just don’t watch us, do they?

Piss poor defending again.

He had a good fucking look before he stayed down, there.

Neck out as far as it’ll go. We’re battering these today. 3-0. Oh fuck off, crying it in. We are battering these today.

Temperatures have plummeted to a bracing 30 degrees this last hour.

I hope that Bradley is ok. There’s a certain irony in watching footballers take the piss every fucking game and pretending to be injured; and then watching a fucking ARSENAL player take exception to a young lad actually seriously (and very obviously, even at the time) injuring himself.

Nobel should give Machado a second Nobel Prize for her desperate attempts to keep the peace with the orange psychopath, and then declare her first one "lost" and obviously void.

Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.

They/Themcott and their heads would explode.

Deserves wild applause. Avoid the World Cup in America, and call it a they/themcott.

It’s mad. Americans will claim that their gun laws are specifically - specifically - to prevent this kind of eventuality. But rather than use them when this kind of eventuality emerges, they just shoot up another school. It’s almost like they’re a nation of fucking cowboys.

The weather here today can fuck off.

Happy Heavenly Birthday to David Bowie. He should have been 79 today.

share.google/a8wQGkQbaWkq... Because Machado got a Nobel prize and Trump didn’t. Not sure how many times he’s going to have to prove his considerable ego before people accept his considerable ego as the rationale for everything he does.

Nine minutes stoppage time, too. Let’s just give them the second and we can wrap this up.

Idiotic sending off for Grealish. They know the fucking rules. Fucking idiot

Thank god for VAR. An absolute farce. An absolute joke.

“Hey, is that… is that a camera…?!”

It’s not whether it can be done. It’s whether it should. Some should die for this atrocity exhibition.

boss

One for the stickballers, you bunch of fucking geeks.

What’s the thing you do that you think hallmarks you as “a nice person”. I escort every living thing I find in our house off the premises in one piece. It will eventually kill me - a redback spider was probably my most stupid mercy mission - but I just can’t bring myself to flatten things.

Why Billy? WHY BILLY? He was a flaming rock. That Theo will burn in eternity for this.

To think people are still arguing that the term “Nazi” Is being bandied about too eagerly. Trump went after the domestic press. Then he went after an invented enemy in Mexico and, latterly, Muslims. Then he forcibly removed foreign leadership he didn’t like. Now he’s “intervening” in Greenland.

I don’t normally go in for full blown cataclysmic stuff, but I’m just going to commit this to print regardless. I think Elon Musk is the single biggest threat to the future of humanity on the planet. Not a joke, no punchline and not something I’ll regret ever saying.

I suppose the tentative concern, the worry in the minds of most Evertonians is - does David Moyes still think he has unfinished business at Manchester United? [covers landmine]

He had almost an hour and a half to move to safety. No sympathy.

Sometimes the other team is just better and there’s not a lot you can do with what you’ve got. Two or three good players missing for us changes everything.

I reckon Brentford have got us, here.

Shithouse conduct by Thiago.

These tussles at corners are just fucking ridiculous.

Iroegbunam has stunk today.

Jeeeze, that’s a cracking goal.

That’s four times he’s jumped like that. No eyes on the ball, only intention is to hit the defender.

Jesus fucking wept. These two fellas. “More desire from Brentford”. Absolutely the laziest way to explain why a side is on top. Also, usually, the biggest load of bollocks. A bluffer’s way of saying something without saying anything.

Keane’s right, there. He’s been jumped into on three occasions now.

Enjoying how physical this game is. Getting a bit bored of the commentators telling us how Brentford have dominated. I’ve got eyes. I’m extremely pessimistic. Brentford have NOT dominated.

Got one of those commentator teams who just Say Things.

All on Tarkowski. Dickhead.