West ham lad slaps the ball off the pitch with his hand, in his hurry to get his opponent in a double arm-lock - which we’ve all missed in our amazement at the referee and VAR for not giving a penalty - and then awards a goal kick. We deserved fuck all today - but in what planet, etc…

And you know what - fuck off Everton. Have a go, score a goal. See also Brentford away, Liverpool at home etc. maybe we should come out “just having a go”.

That’s an absolutely disgraceful decision.

Just… shoot.

West ham, proud advocates of football being a non-contact sport, here.

Pickford jumped out, made himself big and fully saved the ball and Gale is whining that he caught the forward after?! What fucking game are we watching these days?

First close-up glimpse of McNeill’s haircut. Looks like it was abandoned mid-way through the first half. Come on, lad, you’re paid well enough.

What the fuck?! Are my eyes broken or was that a perfectly clean tackle? (Sounds like) Andy Townsend claiming it was a clear yellow…?

Just be careful about sharing images & footage. There is reputable footage of Donald Trump dozing but this particular set has been found to have been altered. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

His Commander-in-Chief responds: "Amateur."

So a 9-0 win takes us up to sixth? It’s in our hands, gents!

Just giving my cousin’s fundraising for EITC a nudge. Don’t feel compelled, I know times are tight. If you’ve got a spare whatever and you’re happy to donate, I know he’d love it. He’s a fucking great lad, if that helps. www.justgiving.com/page/andrew-...

The Right reacts to Pop #4: Block Rockin’ Beats Well when I was 18, I had more respect. He needs to turn the bloody thing down. What do you mean “it’s only 6pm”, what’s that got to do with anything. I’m going to say something. Oh hang on… I think he’s black. Oh. Right, I’ll call the police. #TRRTP

The Right reacts to Pop #1: Papa Don’t Preach Hasn’t she heard of condoms? Mind, her sort don’t care. Well she’s made her bed, she can lie in it. Mark my words she’ll end up with three more, to different fathers, and who’ll be paying for them? That’s right. Us. The hard-working taxpayer. #TRRTP

Is there a better modern example of a Just Asking Questions guy than that Brexit-faced Roy-Cropper haircut pencil-chewing bellend Matt Le Tissier? Imagine asking an LLM a question and being surprised that it provided a scientific answer and a balance-of-probabilities summation.

Schools banning smartphones won't solve anything, the kids will just bring in Panini sticker albums of their favourite deadly ticktocks and misogynists rants.

I think we’ve got to stop blaming the ref here, too - it’s not even close to being a “derby-standard” referee. He made some mistakes, he could’ve booked a couple of their players, overall he wasn’t bad. This is on us. The team played badly. The substitutes were poor when they came on.

It’s not a coincidence that they’ve beaten us with an injury time winner on six occasions since the premier league began. Cowering to them is in this club’s blood and we’ve got to do something about it. They were the same when Joe Royle was in charge of us - they couldn’t buy a win. Has to change.

Every other gem we ever get seems to end up made of glass.

Mac Allister’s new head - looks Ike he’s going to quote you with receipt, or in cash with 20% knocked off.

“Godson of Gareth Southgate”. That’s like some sort of Game Of Thrones title.

HE’S STILL SHITE

There is fuck all to fear from this Liverpool team. There is no reason we can’t win this, they’re a ghost of a Liverpool side. Moyes has a couple of decisions to make. I hope he makes them at half time instead of waiting until we’re two down with seven minutes left to play.

Entirely - ENTIRELY - of our own making. Stupid throw, poor ball, bad control, poor pass, 1-0.

Oh hang on, Liverpool having a word with the referee, so this’ll need to be passed by the club officials first.

Liverpool getting barely from yellows, again.

That’s fucking dreadful.

Early shouts. We are going to batter Liverpool today and it’s not even in doubt. Stop crying this in, gents - we are going to cut them real bad. Also, as a ballast - fuck off, Everton.

A 16 year old kid leaving school before their GCSEs and intending to make a living asking ChatGPT for advice on how to run his business, which is advising other people how to make money - because that’s his preference, that’s how he’s choosing to red-pill. The manosphere has fucked up a generation.

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@bladeofthes.bsky.social delighted to see you on here. Followed you over in the shithole, always enjoyed your stuff.

Credit to him, in a way. He’s at least doing his best to put some distance between saying something and the denying he said it. A far cry from the Brexit bus, when he said that no-one said they’d be putting £350m back into the NHS a whole twelve hours after the referendum result. Lying cunt.

God I miss this lad.

HA! Let’s be honest - we were all secretly a little worried. HA! Fuck them!

Things we can agree on from the last few days. Trump didn’t think he was a doctor in that pic Spurs are in trouble There’s no way Todd would beat Theo in a fight to the death Complaining about hair-pulling is woke nonsense Whitehouse officials betting on predictions markets defo seems legit

"Late Evening" - my oil painting

Delighted to hear that Liverpool didn’t offer Andy Robertson a contract, by the way. The prick.

Anakin Skywalker, a long time ago in a galaxy far away, early into the Clone Wars.

God, Newcastle are such a gift at times!

Michael Bridges co-commenting? Loving the way Sadiki has become Sir Dicky.

Back in early May for a couple of weeks, if anyone needs any general assistance with things. Can typically reach the top shelf, good at folding clothes and sheets (including fitted), don’t mind a drive. Busy on the day you’re going to suggest, though.

Thanks for making offers that won’t be followed through on. It’s important I have that consistency from the men around me.

Just flicked on to see the lipyule score, just in time to see their new fatarse throwing himself into someone in the hope of getting a penalty.

ARF!

We’ve defo had a couple of weeks off, right? We’ve been blowing all half, here.

Does anyone else reckon Barry will come on for Beto on 72 minutes?

HA! Brentford win the winning the goal kicks!YES! YESSSS!!

Fuck me, can someone let me know when Everton come out for the second half?