Royle Resurrection: The Night When Everton Came Back From the Dead On this day, 1994 Featuring the Dogs of War, Duncan Ferguson's Bullet Header, and Joe Parkinson Tackling a Crisp Packet Read More Here: tinyurl.com/mpm8ux9f

The Little Toffees Activity & Colouring Book The Perfect Xmas Present for Young Evertonians Featuring 20 Activities and 30 Colouring Pages! Out Now on Amazon Buy Here: tinyurl.com/ykjd75uf @cbobblers1878.bsky.social @theblueroomefcpod.bsky.social @the-esk.bsky.social @rbmersey.bsky.social

Just Some Boss Tele Reds (City Edition)

‘Leeds committed the first misdemeanour, and this was followed at regular intervals by fouls of subtle, fragrant, and sometimes cruel variation on both sides.’ The Battle of Goodison: Everton v Leeds On This Day 1964 Read More Here - tinyurl.com/ytzr53hz

As it’s Halloween, here are my top 5 horror inducing Everton moments from the Premier League era 1: 2-0 down to Wimbledon 94 2: Dion Dublin equaliser v Coventry 98 3: 2-0 down to Palace 2022 4: Appointment of Benitez 5: First points deduction

Would you look at that, none of the four richest clubs drawn against each other. What are the odds!

Just some boss Tele Reds (Crystal Palace Edition)

Some of the noise around Moyes now not dissimilar to West Ham fans during his twilight with the club I don’t necessarily think Moyes is the long term answer. But considering their post-Moyes slump and our recent chaos, there’s probably a strong case for caution

Just Some Boss Tele Reds (Brentford Edition)

🚨🚨 EPISODE 284 OUT NOW 🚨🚨 With @jimkeoghan.bsky.social 🔵 Branthwaite Setback 🔵 Man City Review 🔵 Ndiaye Magic 🔵 Beto Narrative 🔵 Spurs Preview 🔗 linktr.ee/uhtpodcast #UHTPodcast #EFC #COYB #Everton

Forest Fans, prepare yourself for…Hard Yards. Noise. Feel. Alignment. Back on the Grass. Earn my Stripes. Fine Margins. Details. Gonna Take Time. Good Outfit. Change the Story. Trust the process

Some Boss Tele Reds (United Edition)

Graeme Sharp: Born on This Day 1960 Read All About His Everton Career Here: tinyurl.com/mtd4p8j7 @cbobblers1878.bsky.social @uhtpodcast.bsky.social @the-esk.bsky.social @paddyboyland.bsky.social @everton.toffeetvefc.com

Our Number 9

‘When I watch Van Dijk….

Cinematic

Cinematic RS

Before his move, in his previous 95 league games, Dewsbury Hall picked up 9 yellow cards In just 6 games for Everton he has 5 While its possible he has suddenly become a different player overnight, it’s equally possible that Everton are just officiated differently

Going by his first touch, the kitchens at KFC must’ve been carnage when Beto was on a shift

Handball is essentially meaningless. Less a law more a discretionary interpretation depending on mood

Cinematic

Evertonians know the story Optimism quickly follow by frustration Now, as part of that, a seemingly winnable game could fall victim to a new manager bounce But at some point the club has to break free of the ‘Everton That’ narrative A win on Monday would help that process

One of the most bizarre Pickford takes yet

Last night was dogshit. But this is Everton since Moyes arrived And that was taking over a side that had struggled in the nether regions of the table for 3 and a half seasons Progress was never going to be bump free

Is there any entity more adept at manufacturing misery than Everton? It is a peerless producer of despair

Tim Iroegbunam was only meant to appear on a balance sheet not a team sheet

the knife we brought to this gunfight

Between now and Saturday, in the spirit of camaraderie , I’ll be posting content that I feel shows the true spirit of our Red neighbours Today, this…

Between now and Saturday, in the spirit of camaraderie , I’ll be posting content that I feel shows the true spirit of our Red neighbours Today, some of the outstanding musical Red Men

Between now and Saturday, in the spirit of friendship, I’ll be posting content that I feel shows the true spirit of our Red neighbours. Let me start with this exceptionally moving poem

The loan has hit him hard. Here he is offering handjobs for £3

Some journalists really not happy that Everton are no longer shite

Beto belongs to another Everton, the hard up, fighting for survival side of recent years He’s not equipped for what this version of Everton wants to do Works his arse off but does not have what it takes to kick us on, and never will A better forward would’ve got a brace today

Goodison Reborn  Read More Here: tinyurl.com/yu8uy2r5

Der, Der, Der Der, Andy Johnson  On this Day 2006 - Everton 3-0 Liverpool  Read More Here: tinyurl.com/53vtc23e @cbobblers1878.bsky.social @uhtpodcast.bsky.social

FL 12 On This Day, 1888 Everton Begin League Football Read More Here: tinyurl.com/5n79twy3 @cbobblers1878.bsky.social @uhtpodcast.bsky.social @paddyboyland.bsky.social @evertonnewsfeed.bsky.social

You can now get a PSR version of this Similar rules as before except that 6 of the players start the game with more money than the rest and most of the properties divvied up between them

Decent In 🇦🇷 Alcaraz 🇫🇷 Barry 🇮🇪 Travers 🇲🇦 Aznou 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dewsbury-Hall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Grealish (loan with option to buy) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 King 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dibling 🇩🇪 Rohl (loan with obligation to buy) Out 🇲🇱Doucouré 🇫🇷 Maupay 🇯🇲 Holgate 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Young 🇵🇹 Virginia 🇧🇦 Begovic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 DCL 🇵🇹 Chermiti

If Everton don’t get these on the menu, they’re missing a trick

Coming soon to a cinema near you… We’re Back - the rags to riches story of Liverpool FC It’s the story of how a scrappy underdog went from 6th in the League to 1st, armed with little more than a can do attitude and £1bn transfer kitty

Premier League Referee Guidelines For Impersonating Animals Wolf - No Offence Seagull - Yellow Card Liver Bird - Straight Red

Refs eh?

If ever you wanted an illustration of the Premier League’s unfathomable officiating it’s this It’s an offence to impersonate a seagull but not to impersonate a wolf Ndiaye needs to channel more animals to see how this rule pans out

Damning Pickford with faint praise He’s only England No.1 because everyone else is shit That’s Jordan Pickford. Never put a foot wrong internationally, been outstanding at Everton, and picked up more clean sheets than his beloved Alisson over the last 2 years Fucking Moron

Don’t know why Carragher gets the Everton gigs, but especially this one today It doesn't matter that he was a boyhood Blue Anakin Skywalker was a boyhood Jedi but imagine Darth Vader rocking up on co-comms for the award ceremony at the end of Star Wars

On This Day 2005 UEFA conspire to keep Everton out of the Champions League

One of these was given as handball

Handball is essentially meaningless Less a law more a discretionary interpretation depending on mood