Everton are the only club to remain consistently in the bottom 6 for penalties given over the last 4 seasons. We have 10 in that period That's the same number as Leeds who spent 2 of those seasons in the fucking Championship

When Everton played Arsenal in December, the PL’s Key Match Incidents Panel said the VAR was wrong not to send the ref to the monitor to change his decision over the Barry pen The VAR then was Michael Salisbury The VAR today who ignored the Fernandes handball…Michael Salisbury

Goodison's Greatest Game Everton v Bayern  On This Day - 1985 Read More Here - tinyurl.com/4pahtpx7 Featuring Howard Kendall, Graeme Sharp, Andy Gray and Kevin Sheedy

Virg’, ‘Mo’ and Chris. The bestest of friends

It takes some referee to watch this and think, ‘I’d best book the keeper’

Viva Hate  Everton, Liverpool and the First Derby at Hill Dickinson Read More Here: tinyurl.com/3fn4umcu

To be honest, I don’t think we hate them enough…

The weekend cannot end with this lot being happy

Lots of Reds criticising our Tifo But it's far better that the one they unfurled against PSG

Cinematic

Tele Reds - PSG Edition (Second Leg)

5 games to go in 22/23. Fuck me we were shite

With the Derby on the horizon, let's take a moment to appreciate this moving piece of poetry from them last season...

A nightmare vision of the future where Jamie Carragher becomes our supreme overlord and his giant head delivers nightly edicts via Sky

Tele Reds- PSG Edition

Look at him groove!

Tele Reds - Man City Edition

The Premier League needs Millwall

The Completely Normal Red Men

The mighty Red Men can’t even sell out their away section even though Brighton is only down the road for most of them

Tele Reds - Brighton Edition

Probably the best summation of the disparity of treatment between Everton and Chelsea

I give it a 10

Worth remembering that Everton had to gut the squad to avoid further sanctions from a football authority pursuing them with tenacity & zeal The impact is still being felt in the squad’s current limitations But it turns out that tenacity & zeal aren’t universally applicable

When we called the PL corrupt, fans from other clubs (specifically the Big 6) said ‘rules are rules’ and our fans were just tinfoil hatted conspiracy nuts But evidently rules can be interpreted to suit different agendas and preferential treatment is by its very nature corrupt

what a picture

How can you not love him

Tele Reds - Spurs Edition (Part 2)

Tele Reds - Spurs Edition

You'll be hard pushed to ever find a worse penalty given than this

Tele Reds - Galatasaray Edition

The first AI to identify as an Evertonian

Everton channelled the power of the Egyptian god Anubis to avoid relegation in 2022 That could be an option for Spurs?

There’s no question he can frustrate It’s equally seductive at times to fall into the ‘West Ham Trap’ where you think a more expansive manager would be better option And that might be true in the long term But considering where Everton were, that’s some turnaround

Tele Reds - Wolves Edition

Toffs

You have 2 young wingers, one of whom cost a bomb. So makes perfect sense to start the lad you were happy to sell a few weeks ago instead of them. The same lad who will be gone in the summer

Starting Keane or Tarkowski over Branthwaite at centre half is mystifying It’s like choosing to eat in a restaurant with a one star food hygiene rating when there’s a five star next door, secure in the knowledge that you’ve eaten there before and always got the wild shites

Branthwaite is by some distance Everton’s best centre half I can’t think of many other sides who would take their best central defender and stick him at full back

Hill Dickinson lit up like Xmas. I like to think you can also see it from space too

If the kids are at a loose end this half term, why not get them a copy of The Little Toffees Activity & Colouring Book? 20 Activities and 30 Colouring Pages New updated version includes Tyrique George, The Class of 85 and our 95 FA Cup win Buy Here: tinyurl.com/ykjd75uf

Everton Rules Player booked for taking quick free kick - nobody else has Player sent off for hair pull - others haven't been Player booked for clapping - others don't get punished Manager booked for celebrating a goal - some teams invade the entire pitch without sanction

Some clubs are just reffed differently

When it comes to forwards, over the last decade, we’ve really been spoiled as fans

Tosun, Rondon, Niasse, Maupay, Beto, Sandro, Barry, Chermiti and Kean - does any club recruit as badly up front as Everton?

No matter the result, Everton routinely serve up a terrible half. Shite second half today, awful first half against Fulham, dire first half against Brighton. Plenty of other examples It’s like you watch two completely different teams across 90

If anyone ever asks you what it’s like to be an Evertonian, show them minutes 61-69 of this game

Copies of The Little Toffees Activity & Colouring Book are available to buy at the @EvertonHeritage Centre before the match tonight With 20 Activities and 30 Colouring pages (featuring the Men’s team, Everton Women & a few Legends) it’s perfect for any young Blue