A roast dinner and 7 pints of stout and it's not even 4pm. It's what Jesus would have wanted, and the night is young.

The Lord Jesus Christ has arisen

If you think I'm sat here scranning aChocolate egg, just because its Easter Sunday, mind your own as you're god damn right I am.

Fuck around, find out 🤜🏿💥

My piece on the positivity around Everton is on the BBC Sport website now. Don't forget to subscribe to the Everton feed too: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Tele Reds - Man City Edition

This is Big Red’s 6-2 at Villa on bommy night. They realise it’s gone and it’s never coming back. The hardest of all pills to swallow.

Can tell his contract is running down, next to leave on a free?

Take the edge off

Happy Easter Toffees

Howard would have loved Grealish, just like David does. He's one of the games last remaining Mavericks and embodies what an Everton player should be. #HowardsWay

Audition for Eurovision

No Direction

Why do ppl take their top off when they work out? I don't get it.

Deffo a GBOL These boy band comebacks are great

Someone say Friday, Good Friday?

Blue planet, the place hungover Da's come to die

No, he should be nowhere near impressionable young footballers.

Sounds like only one solution, Curer!

“This club has a tremendous track record of developing talent. We’ve got to make sure that continues." A chat with Everton technical director Nick Cox on working with Moyes, his vision for the club & fresh changes behind the scenes @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/714...

See Joyce an others now reporting this.......

Superb appointments, especially Neil. No one knows youth football, and development like him, especially in this City.

Expertly delivered

7 cup finals, no matter if their's an odd set back we need to make sure the HD is absolutely electric, the aways will take care of themselves with the fantastic support we have. We need to be in Unity, fans, playing squad and club. Forget niggly issues for now #Utft

❗️UK PM Keir Starmer said Britain would not be drawn into the US-Israel war with Iran, calling it not in the national interest. He added that decisions would be made independently despite pressure, underscoring a firm stance against involvement. #Iran

BREAKING: Keir Starmer responds to President Trump saying he’s considering pulling U.S out of NATO

BREAKING: “It is increasingly clear that as the world continues down this volatile path our long term national interest requires closer partnership with our allies in Europe and with the European Union.. Brexit did deep damage to our economy” Prime minister Keir Starmer 👏

He's got green hair but we don't care

David Moyes is supporting Stress Awareness month by dying his hair. 🗣️ “Stress is something that affects everyone in different ways. If wearing this ribbon gets even one person talking or reaching out, then it’s worth it. We all need to look out for each other.” Let’s keep the conversation going 💚

Would I fck be getting in one of them in the Irish sea, with some random jobe driver on Wolverhampton plates, you'd end up the subject of a Netflix documentary.

Carsley Osman Arteta Jagielka Heitinga Lescott Coleman Just a short list of the players Moyes "played in the wrong position" so they could get game time for us. Now this is a personal opinion, but I think it worked out just fine.

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Having seen James Garner outclass Elliot Anderson a few times now against Forest, these Internationals have done nothing to convince me Anderson is a 100m player. A 'Biker grove Tom Davies'.

Fair play to the Japanese, great bunch of lads.

Pet hate, and it does my head in when Everton do it. Throwing the ball backwards when you have momentum.

Ya ald fella pays to walk around Sefton Park with a bunch of strangers chatting business drinking a vanilla matcha.

Nathan Patterson is the first #EFC player to play in a senior international match at an Everton stadium since Ray Wilson for England against Poland at Goodison Park in January 1966.

wHaTs mOyEs dOiNg LAD pLaYing ArMsTronG oUt wIdE hE hAsNt goT a Cluuuu !

Thierno Barry at the Scotland and Ivory coast game tonight, at the Hill Dickinson.

'Is ya mum ok? Why isn't she eating the Darlic bread'

Can we not allow Ivory Coasts two full backs to leave without signing for Everton please

Loving all the bagpipers an co at the bars around our ground

So the last ever season at Goodison closed in the books. Next year will be a game changer financially for Everton, the futures bright. Angus Kinnear points towards an intent to 'Grow sustainably' and 'build a competitive Everton side', David Moyes a great candidate to deliver that.

Much of what was going on seemed to not surprisingly go over the heads of sports journalists. People with your background will help a lot Chris.

I'm old enough to remember Kier Starmer being criticised for surpressing 'free speach' for taking action against X. Wonder if the far right commentators will have that same energy here.

Left: Kemi Badenoch says if we drill today that money could be used to subsidise energy bills Right: Kemi Badenoch says no one is suggesting that if we drill today the money would subsidise energy bills