Data team of the year......

Sat here pondering what I fancy for tea. An Indian in the Gate of India is an increasing livelihood tbh

Got curious to check how Jesper Lindstrom was getting on in the Bundesliga, don't know if he's been injured but doesn't look like missing much. 2 appearances with no goals or assists.

Thank god for my Everton the gear bobble hat, I'd possibly be hospitalised through hypothermia walking Dixie here. Get wrapped up today ladies and gents, the wind has a chill an a half on it!

If you're not watching 007 films, eating Christmas chocolates for breakfast, are you even doing NY day correctly?

Available for Brentford, happy days

See Chelsea looking at Glasner to replace Maresca.

Cant see much before deadline day with the Afcon. Most sides wanting to keep depth. Me on deadline day -

Happy NYE toffees

Thierno Barrys Insta 🤣

Absolutely fantastic rustling btw

Ppl who walk into small bars and leave the door open!

Sherif was my wildcard pick from the u21s to make it under Moyes. Already quick, strong, and a good finisher. Been hammered by injuries though. Important 6 months for him.

Seen we've recalled Martin Sherif from his loan spell, but what about his deputy?

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Kevin Thelwell and Sean Dyche getting squarely caught out in 3d was always inevitable.

Progress? 👀💙 Everton at end of 2025, 8th, 8 wins and 28 points. 31/12/2024: 16th, 3 wins, 17 pts 31/12/2023: 17th, 8 wins, 16 pts 31/12/2022: 16th, 3 wins, 15 pts 31/12/2021: 15th, 5 wins, 19 pts

I mentioned Brennan Johnson on here a month or so ago. I do think Evertons interest is legitimate, it also doesn't mean we aren't looking at other areas ppl state are 'priorities' but regardless of who we may get, the club will only do business if its seen of value and as part of a plan.

Wow! Thats some stat.

Easy to forget James Garner is just 24, coming into his prime years. He has represented and captained England through the age groups, a player of real good pedigree. Over recent years he's shown promise but he is now asserting himself as a Snr professional showing real class and dictating games.

Everton under David Moyes have picked up 59 points during the calendar year of 2025. It’s only the 2nd time since 2013 we have accrued that many points or more in a single calendar year. #Progress Up the Toffees!✊🏻

Boss David Moyes said: "We want to keep pushing. We went to Chelsea two or three weeks ago knowing that if we could beat Chelsea we might have gone fourth or fifth. "I've got a hope that maybe I get a chance somewhere in February or March so I get an opportunity to do that again. Love that

From January to May, Moyes earned 1.56 points per match. Over 38 games that equates to 59 points. Moyes has now managed 38 league games and has amassed... 59 points. He's consistent! It was 61 points that was enough to see Everton and Moyes finish fourth in 2005.

Absolute fraud

'If we sack Dyche tho LAD, who honestly could do better' The absolute worse peddled out narrative I've seen in the decades of supporting Everton Football Club. Clueless.

Thierno Barrys Instagram

Huge fan of Jake O’Brien having zero ‘Premier League experience’ but now having enough to earn two clean sheets against a Sean Dyche side in a month.

Plenty of these keeping heads warm in that away end tonight 🥶

Jake O'Brien and Tawkowski now two games with 0 goals against. They are an effective partnership, but I do accept Branthwaite is elite. Keanes done ok but nights like tonight show why he agreed to be 4th choice, no shame in that. Branthwaite possibly available in the next fortnight.

One interesting point - Garner, Tarkowski & Mykolenko all avoided a booking tonight. All were on 4 bookings for the season & the threshold for incurring a 1 match ban if they picked up a 5th booking expired tonight with it being our 19th PL game of the season. So that’s good news for a small squad.

Moyes to Dyche at Full time

Davey fckin Moyes

Arise Sir David of Bramley Moore.

Moyes apologies accepted in any form, Written, email or page. He's turned water into wine there. 20 pts up in a calendar year from last year #Progress

Moyes always has one in his back pocket, multi purpose

Theirno fckin Barry la

Merlin Rohl the Potsdam Swiss army knife.

Merlin looks goosed, great ball by Barry that.

Patterson really needs to get to grips here. Clear Forest targeting him now.

Have a feeling theyll have to pull the Grealish pin, despite Moyes reluctance. That's If we are stlll in this on 70, need someone to buy fouls and kill pressure.

The way this cruel universe works, Douglas luiz will score. Bar steward.

Chelsea game a Desmond already, bit of a 2025 Bobby martinez Ireola isn't he.

Other thing I despise about these fuckers is they appeal for handball for absolutely anything

Get his contract done!

Pleased for Braiden Graham though. Reward for regular goals at U18 & U21 level

If Moyes gets something tonight, he deserves a medal. Back them regardless, hands tied! Utft

🚨 Brennan Johnson, set to decide his future very soon after Crystal Palace agreed £33.5m fee with Tottenham. Bournemouth also presented their project while Everton and Sunderland both called in the last 24h. Decision up to Brennan.

I'm honour of our hosts, we're playing without strikers.

If the available players and starting 11 is as rumoured, be a miracle achieving a draw.