Can’t see this taking off round here to be honest

Thanks SO MUCH pals! So many shares is amazing! No DMs yet, so get thinking, what needs doing that I don’t have the time to? Anyone looking for a KP at their restaurant tomorrow morning? Give me a job/task to do and I’ll do it well. If you ask me for something I can’t do, I’ll be honest and say no 💙

Weird, I thought fixing the roof would have been at least second tbh

Please help a fellow Blue if you know of any work going. He’s one of the good guys 👍🏻

Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role! Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances Thanks pals! 💙 #Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman #Wirral #ManualLabor

Oh my word!

Paging @harrymcnally.bsky.social and @seanrostron.bsky.social Merry Christmas lads

Whatever John, We need to reign you in and understand that hedgehogs are our friends…. And address the REAL threat to us all!

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

If this is actually true, tune in guys and girls. This is going to be PHENOMENAL!

Was wondering why all those pigeons came flying up Park Road this afternoon

The Toffees.

Not a hair or tooth between the cunts

ThE MoDerN GaMe. Fucks sake

Do we have any 3rd year Chemistry undergraduates in Liverpool who fancy a bit of lab work? I need one or two who could do a day or two a week in my Lab to help with the development of nicotine, caffeine and energy pouches? You need to be comfortable using a GC and working in a lab. Message me!

Who's gonna cook @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social a fry up lads?

Ever feel like your banging your head against a brick wall? I’ve just taken down the Great Wall of China here 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄

@atw1062.bsky.social. Some night day, well, he’s a bit of a legend! I even may be able to refrain from Kopite insults for a while too! Top, top bloke 💙

Been offered a shift in Wigan tomorrow. £19 am hour. Cant get there. Just fuck off now, getting a bit silly. Anyone heading from Liverpool to Wigan area around 8am tomorrow lads? Can pay in Everton GIFs and lols!

Clean sheet Scored the winner Never put a foot wrong.

He’s gonna be boss lads 💪🏼💙

I’m sorry. What?

Fucking unit him

Couldn’t agree more!

Keane is a different player under Moyes He has always been a quiet lad who suffers from a lack of confidence. He hasnt always been my favourite player, but he has turned it around this year He has been excellent today Vital 3 points 💙

That’s the spirit Catherine! UTFT! 💙🤣

Oh Brian instead then 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dibling? Alcaraz? Any chance lad?

I could cry for Barry today.

Wait till you see episode 4!

It's around this time of year that we should remember them... Those brave souls who made Twitter a great social media platform #LestWeForget

Whenever ‘Josh’ King gets the ball I fall into a horrendous PTSD episode

Melania must have put Paw Patrol on for him so everyone else can eat in peace

I’m assuming he plays better when he’s pissed

I’ve been meaning to get into listening to HMHB to see what the fuss is about. I shall report back next week

To which every other semi sentient being on earth replied… “Fuck that for a game of tiddlywinks”

This lad. My lad 👍🏼

Thank fuck I was only a cameo appearance! Cheers for the jetpack though lad 👍🏼

The life of Brian staring @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @mikeygow.bsky.social

You tell em lad!

It’s a fucking circus isn’t it? 🤣

3. On today’s increasingly popular ‘Whats Keano Blocked Now?’ Saint Michael takes out Liverpool Metro Mayor Steve Rotherham. No reason, except of course that he’s a massive twat. Gerrin there Keano! #WhatsKeanoBlockedNow?

Narrator: “Brian was later sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole”

Same vibes

Steve Rotherham launching the new £26M Mersey Ferry this morning Seen here with a tie fighter escort

Someone’s feeling better

For the second in this series, Keano’s been burning the candle on both sides of the Atlantic 2. Here he is blocking disgraced NYC mayoral candidate Andrew Cuomo’s efforts to retake office 💪🏼 #WhatsKeanoBlockedNow?

Well that’s a collab I wasn’t expecting