Delighted to have been blessed with Andy Hinchcliffe for 2026

Sorry not been on much lately, after the Christmas joy with the kids, have had to come down to earth with a massive bump. Normal service will resume shortly Whatever normal is Fuck knows

He’s off on a trail and there’s no way he’s gonna fail..

Apparently I’m off to Goodison to watch the U21’s against Real Madrid at midnight

UTFT!

Found my soul mate lads. Night

And now he waits… Like a well smelling Sicilian tiger

My fellow type 1 mate deserves special praise He was exceptional tonight in the centre, it helped that his partner is also back to his best. Jake is a special player, and to play with diabetes type 1 takes more skill and discipline than anyone can imagine Top Man

Anyone checked on Stavros? The little flannel

You’ve really got to hand it to David Moyes. Whenever Everton look like they are going to be up against it on the road, they manage to pull off a statement win, with tonight the latest case in point

Brilliant battling from Tim there btw

It will endure

Cometh the hour Cometh the length

Be good to see if Dwight McNeil can go the whole nine yards tonight

Beto skying a point blank header 15 yards over the bar in the warm up is it? UP THE TOFFEES! 💙

A timeless classic brought to you by Bluesky corner

Hope Percy was in the middle of it

Dune 3: The Hosepipe Ban

Pair of fucking pricks. But, I’m positive you’d all worked that out already. Pricks

Let me guess...

There isn’t a conspiracy against Everton We are making progress We won’t win every match We are worse when our best players are missing It’s ok to feel sad when we don’t win It’s good to understand why we didn’t There is no short cut to success, it’s a process and takes time Enjoy your evening

Only one man of the match for me today lads

Yes lad! And quite right too 💙

Ahead of 3pm What was the outcome of the Burnley court case? Or is that still an ongoing thing?

I see the crickets on again

Of all the lemon soles I’ve encountered His was the most… ….. Human *plays bagpipes

Burger klingon.

That moment when you realise the keepers a poet laureate

@evertonspares.bsky.social Looking for two for tomorrow? Any chance ? Thanks

Chekov please.

Seafood place: Fisherman’s Worf

To Boldly Go Where No Flan Has Gone Before

Borger King

Goldcuddle

UH OH!

Everton that

Sharp.

Lush's soap most of the money from which goes to funding Medical Services for Palestinians in Gaza. Let everybody know.

Wallace -1989

These three have been absolutely brilliant from start to finish today. Makes it all worth it Sofia asleep ✅ Harry on his VR (already twatted the baby in the head once 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣) Eldest has her BF round, nice kid (still a bad wool though) Time for gin & games now Have a great night. You deserve it! 💙

The dark side of Christmas binge drinking

Hope you’ve all had a wonderful day whatever you’ve been up to Sometimes this time of year is very hard for people, so when you have a spare minute: knock on that neighbours door, make that call or send a text to those you think could do with it I wish you all the happiest of days, your all boss 💙

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Yes It’s Jason Mcateer

Do the kids not study the classics anymore? youtu.be/RjI3w_FGU1U?...

Dave’s clearly misread the invitation to raise a toast at midnight here