Legendary cricket umpire Dickie Bird dies

Life insurance takes the piss too, had to have been diagnosed for 3 months before I can claim on it. That's passed. Now it's "oh it can take 8 weeks to process" Funny that, took yas 5 min to set it up and ask for payment. Pricks.

Pip form received by DWP, next up a medical assessment, as if my condition will get better ffs 🤣🤦‍♂️

Awww poor Tommy ten names has been arrested and charged under terrorism offences, for not handing over his phone. He cites he cant because he's a "journalist" (show us your credentials) My moneys on he has a lot of dodgy shite on that phone.

Prescient.

Nothing says classy and respectful like turning a funeral into something that looks like a WWE entrance...

Bullens Road - 18th May ‘25 🔵

"An obsession with democracy" ha ha ha

🗣️Jack Grealish on his move to Everton The manager says ‘it’s not down to me it’s down to Jack’ sometimes I don’t agree with that. I’ve come here and he’s been so good for me, I’ve loved playing for him. I thank him for giving my love for football back, waking up on a matchday and wanting to play.” ⚽️

Well said Jack! 👏👏👏👏👏

Chin him moyes

The league champions time wasting at home against little old us. We deserved a point from this game.

What a ball that was from Grealish

3 minutes ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dibling to go on a mazey run, top bin it, 95th minute... Please

Fuck off ref

I fully expect to see mcoist in a full LFC kit when the cameras pan to him.

Var should go back to the foul on Ndiyae

Every dad at this party has asked what time it finishes as soon as they arrive 🤣

The kids have birthday party's to go to, today and tomorrow, so of course she's in work on 2 long days this weekend 🤦‍♂️ Commence operation jungle fun

Can't keep up with these vids of Antony Gordon

UTFT

That Jay Boothroyd on Sky sports news asked is Haaland the best striker "I think Isak is better" Embarrassing.

The derby writing on the wall.

UTFT!!!!!

The hottest hat in town 🟨⬜️🟦🟨 See these and the full range of bobbles at evertonthegear.co.uk/product-cate...

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: He cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no org called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path or no membership. Also there is no terrorism law in America. Ask Luigi. He wants to call anyone a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

😂😂💙

Me lads just said to me "how come you wear a hat all the time now" so I explained how I'm more sensitive to the sun because of my meds and have to prevent it burning. He says "oh I thought it was because you've got no hair" 🤣 (He's always said I haven't got hair, just spikes!)

Why wouldnt you use the same makeup he’s using on his face for his hand lmao

Please share this round mates ⬇️

Me uncle Mick somehow got a flight back from Thailand to Manchester He has dementia

I sure picked a bad time to charter a boat from Venezuela to the states.

Why isn't this fella in charge of official merchandise? Seriously, so much better than the clubs bland versions.

All 120 tickets are now sold!! Thank you to everybody who bought them!!! We also received a signed Pickford shirt to add to the auction!! Well worth a million quid 🤣🥳 Any donations for the raffle and auction will still be gratefully received!💙

Breakfast with the other half

I’m doing the sleep out at HD stadium on 10th October to raise funds for our charity, @EITC If you've enjoyed watching my footage of the stadium build over the last 4 years, please consider giving a pound or two via the link below ⬇️ Thank you💙⚽️🏡 justgiving.com/page/markthoma…

After selling these mats, to the incredibly generous @denbighcastle.bsky.social , @bridewell.bsky.social & @bluehousebmd we have just donated £150 to the @EvertonCollege fundraiser for @anthonynolan.bsky.social and £150 to @DKMS_uk to help fight blood cancer. The balance will pay for T-shirts

It is mate.👍🏻

Everton Way- South Stand 🔵

If you didn't see my article on the BBC Sport website on how Everton are open to signing Jack Grealish permanently when his loan ends ✍️🔵 The Toffees believe his price tag could drop considerably. Click here and scroll down for my piece: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Woo hoo

All 120 tickets are now sold!! Thank you to everybody who bought them!!! We also received a signed Pickford shirt to add to the auction!! Well worth a million quid 🤣🥳 Any donations for the raffle and auction will still be gratefully received!💙

A look inside our new matchday home in the Bluehouse building. There is still work to be done, but our new era has begun thanks to so much hard work from a number of members. Special thanks to Reg for finding this location, so close to the new stadium.

📸 | Liverpool at night 😍

Man Utd are basically the kid who picked on you at school that became bloated and balding in adulthood, constantly gets belittled at work and desperately leaps from one failed relationship to the next since their marriage ended

Just home from a day out with the kids and seen today's scores. I am shocked, shocked to the core that Burnley lost to a penalty in stoppage time....🤣

RIP Ricky Hatton