This is pretty bold stuff from somebody who got 552 more votes than Sir Oink A-Lot.

Loving that the party whose slogan is ‘Family. Community. Country’ are now claiming that they lost because of ‘family voting’.

Yes, a female candidate in a left wing party led by a gay Jewish man is exactly who Islamists would vote for .... 🤦

#r4today #tftd Track For The Day. New Order - 'Everything's Gone Green'. youtu.be/q5LqrBgEslM?...

TLDR 1) Go to Eton, or similar 2) Go to Cambridge, or similar 3) Be white, male and middle or upper class 4) Don't expect a living wage 5) Pray your mum or dad knew someone at 1 or 2 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I would think the First Lady, who was a porn model and has dozens of nude and sexual photos readily available online, as well as being close friends with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, would have more information on Epstein than Hillary Clinton, no? #DeposeMelania

30 years ago today, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds released the single "Henry Lee” featuring PJ Harvey.

I doubt Paul Simon ever envisaged his lovely song being sung in a saaf Laandon accent. But David Bowie opened the Concert for New York City, at Madison Square Garden in October 2001, seated alone, with just a Sony Omnichord. And his performance worked. Beautifully... ❤️ youtu.be/afifZfUkU8I?...

Ah yes. We’ve been expecting you. The latest kick in the nuts for all the racist & racist-adjacent ‘mainstream’ UK journalists who mocked the notion that Trump’s administration was far-right & fascistic. Don’t expect any apologies, though. It’s Brexit 2.0.

When Gordon Brown makes any intervention into public life, it’s always about doing the right thing or standing up for the vulnerable. Compare that to the motivations of any other recent former PM.

“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

This is so, so good. 👏👍 (And looking forward to seeing Kraftwerk again in June, twice 😊)

"It is now a crime to engage in prohibited conduct (such as lobbying) if it is intended to interfere with UK democratic processes, public functions, or to prejudice the safety or interests of the UK, especially when working on behalf of a foreign power." These pair should be charged with this.

Dictators on buildings.

Political 'satire', at times, even in the simplest of forms, can be sheer genius.

Boris Johnson on elites: 2019 2026

The Nonce formally known as Prince arrested. Happy Birthday Andy! 😃

Breaking news: unfortunately upcoming Nottingham and London gigs this year now postponed due to health reasons (Nigel having a routine op.) News via the Lyrics Project. Wishing Nigel all the best. halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/theyre-gonna...

"Tax dodging immigrant worries about immigration." via Rooban Mahan

Comic book critics often say things like, “That's stupid. How could anyone think Clark Kent is a different person to Superman just because he put on glasses?” 

 But then Farage says Robert Jenrick has gone from “a total fraud” to “Chancellor material” just by wearing a different colour rosette 🤷‍♂️

Anuses Assemble.

Reform UK's new 'Shadow Chancellor'

Fucking state of this 'DRGN WITH CHANGGS' 'TIME NEDS REFORM'

Left 2 weeks ago in rain, came back to rain... in-between some fantastic sunsets from the Caribbean....St.Lucia, BVI, St. Kitts & Antigua.

Nigel Farage thinks Britain isn't productive because nobody goes into the office anymore. Which will come as a blow to one particular MP ... called Nigel Farage.

Well,I'm in Antigua in a very busy bar, watched the loveable reds capitulate, we won.... and gotta put up with this view 😊🕺🍹

And another one from St Kitts....it wasn't me 🤣

So missed out on the joys of the transfer window....McNeil,wtaf.. but the view of dawn rising near St Kitts & Nevis this morning made up for it.

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Who radicalised him? (If this article has been deleted when you see this post it’s because a sub editor woke up!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Excellent from the Boss. Mango Mussolini won't be happy.

On the anniversary of its release date, a bit of the legend that is Johnny Marr doing How Soon is Now at Rock City Nottingham from 2024.

Not going to end well is it.

NHS thriving after record investment, EMA and Surestart effective in pre school and 16-18, child tax credits, active members of EU, stable government, respected abroad, a credible serious Opposition We don't want a return to that nonsense.

So what is Lee Anderson’s little secret? He’s going to carry on election campaigning in the wrong constituency? He smears peanut butter on his girth? He smells of mint? He’s joining a new political party? He hasn’t had a bath in 4 years? His nickname is ‘Bubbles’? He’s a vegan?🤔

Johnson culled the Tory Party of all but its grimmest dregs & now the grimmest of the grimmest dregs are defecting to Reform. It would be funny if it didn't alllow them, along with Farage, to pretend that they're not responsible for the state of the nation.

"Britain is suffering, she is not well," said Suella Braverman, announcing her defection to Reform UK. Emily Maitlis says that after "slagging off Britain's broken-ness," the former Tory is in for one hell of a shock when she finds out who's responsible... www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/tory...

Suella Braverman’s parents emigrated (those horrible economic migrants not from a war zone she hates). She went to Cambridge for free and didn’t collect £27k debt like everyone else. Scrounger. She used the Erasmus scheme to study in France. Which she has blocked. Horrible.

Blimey: Tory HQ goes for the 'she's not well' angle, with Braverman.

My apologies for poisoning your timeline with GBeebies. But on a day when little Nigel's self-satisfied smirk is even more insufferable than usual, here's a reminder of what he had to say about his newest recruit, not all that long ago... 🤣 youtu.be/mj-HvguA7Jo?...