From the always reliable Private Eye.

Not content with trying to break the EU & ECHR, Farage also cofounded a group aimed at breaking the WHO. And would you look at that, it has links to the nicotine industry and doesn’t want regulations on vapes! As always with Farage, follow the money. He’s nothing but a political prostitute.

How i love this #UTFT youtube.com/shorts/CuHDh...

What is insane are the people saying we haven’t smashed the place up correctly, or enough.

They actually said you should be suspended for the opening games but FIFA bowed to the demands of a dictator who wanted all the big names to headline his Greatest Ever World Cup™️, so here we are

What does BBC Chris Mason think of YOUR town..? chrismason.lovable.app

Happy 10 years of Brexit 💃💃💃

And last but not least this man... who promoted a disaster and yet somehow flourishes still as a result

Fourthly this... 4/5

Third this liar and all his many, many lies which he lied to us with in order to make this liar Prime Minister

"Brexit Paddington" 👏

"A proper Brexit" 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Jfc 🤬

It's the 10th anniversary of the dumbest moment in modern British history so let's celebrate some of the idiots who made it happen. First up ... Jacob Rees-Mogg and his promise of cheap food and wine... In fact food prices have increased some 12% as a direct result of Brexit (LSE) 1/5

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Some comics and art I remember from right after the vote.

How conventient for political journalists, to all be gathered in Downing Street once more, so they can interview each other, to ask "how did this happen?", without ever acknowledging that, at least in part, they themselves are how this happened.

Nice one @libdems.org.uk 👍

Looking forward to all the riots in NI tonight.. that is how it works, right? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

This sums up the immigration debate neatly in a way you won't hear it spelled out in the British media. A media which seems to have given up on any commitment to educate many years ago.

And not a squeak from Farage, Lowe, Robinson or Tice. Nothing. Literally nothing.

Hilarious. 🤣 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Looking forward to all the 'protect are country and children from crime' people getting out on the streets to protest this...

Post a robot that is not from Star Wars or Transformers

A lot of people say awful things about Katie Hopkins. But here she is proving how fragrant she is. Her demeanour is virginal with a slight smell of sherry. Her moisture is captivating & her ridges flap about giving succour to all. Our Princess Di Our cheesy chips Our Shergar. ❤️

Facebook’s where all the fun is over this one. What an audience that platform has 🤯

These declarations are made out in the open, now with automatic translation. Western politicians and commentators who pretend not to notice these grotesque declarations by *the national security minister of a state which their countries arm and fund* are complicit in them.

France got rid of this in 1792 and Russia in 1917. But we kept it. Why?

'That's how stupid he thinks you are!' @mrjamesob.bsky.social reacts to Nigel Farage sharing a two-year-old photo of himself watching an England game.

New Half Man Half Biscuit single just dropped.

"Donald Trump has achieved sweet fuck all in this war – and America is paying a price for it." Trump wrote a book called The Art of the Deal, but after signing a $300 billion peace deal with Iran, should that be changed to 'The Art of the Capitulation'?

How to recycle patriotism

Pleased to be a part of this great crew.

Never underestimate the impact that the actions of the Commission (Premier League) has had on the fans of our club, its right that the FF statement focuses on that 👍🏻

There is no such thing as white privilege. The fact that I walked straight from my £60k a year private education into a City job where my stockbroker father and his rich white mates worked was down to sheer hard graft.

This country is so fucked 🤬

Won’t anybody think of the poshiwonks?

Meanwhile at the White Trash White House last night the main event wasn’t even in the ring. Fights were breaking out on the lawn everywhere under the light of fireworks. Not since the White House burned down in 1814 have we seen so many battles. Sign! 🤡

So Russia was behind a firebomb attack against a UK Prime Minister. Meanwhile ‘top patriot’ Tommy Robbo is over in Russia at a Kremlin-backed event And we all know about Reform UK’s links to the malevolent Russian state Yet people will claim these people are patriotic…

NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between a Tommy Robinson inconvenience and the launch of his fundraising page

Can we finally get an apology from all the oh so sensible commentators who have spent the past ten years insisting Nigel Farage isn't part of the far-right

BBC Guest: “I think Gianni Infantino and FIFA are a bunch of greedy fucks.” BBC: “Apologies for the language.”

The world's first trillionaire received 38 Billion Dollars from the US government. But, no, we won't have enough money to pay for school lunches for your kids. Or give you healthcare. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Trump’s name went up on the Kennedy Center in broad daylight. Removing it? Full scaffolding plus a giant curtain to hide the humiliation from the public. Nothing screams “strong leader” like draping theater curtains over your own petty rejection. Fragile ego on full display. 😂

Is it his deep rooted racism that defines Farage? Of course, he is a horrible racist but what really drives him is pure, cold cash. When his idiot rioters are fast tracked through the justice system & rightly given harsh sentences, Nige won't lose sleep, he's just watching the bottom line 💰💰💰

The complete lack response from FIFA to one of its World Cup referees being refused entry to the US tells you everything you need to know about how corrupted and debased that wretched organisation is.

Meanwhile the Premier League ignore the 115 charges, slip Chelsea a 10m fine and nearly 2 years, 2 point deductions, 1 appeal later Everton get smashed with another 40m fine. Even handed? Absolutely not, corruption at it's finest.

Funny how many of these "patriots" or "concerned citizens" have previous convictions, and some of them have quite a lot.

Everton overspend by £35m - 8 points and effective £45m fine (Burnley + loss of merit payments) Chelsea Breach 74 rules - £10m fine Sky 6 join a Super League - £3.5m fine