It is *incredibly* shabby that the Green Party cited "family and personal reasons" for their Makerfield candidate dropping out, given it was actually in relation to sharing antisemitic posts. Had a right-wing party done the same, they'd be getting called out loudly here for it. And rightly so.

On the tube

Today in That's New Northern Right Whale Dolphin. Discovered in 1848 They're shy & seldom seen, living mostly in the open water of the north Pacific from Japan to the Oregon Coast. Their favorite food is squid & they travel in pods of hundreds. Beyond that very little is known about them.

Can't wait for this scene in the new movie

why would anyone ever pay taxes again if they're immune from audits?

Trump and sons to be ‘forever’ exempt from tax audits ft.trib.al/ePJ9DiF

This might be the purest Bluesky of all time

There's a free council-run bus service called the "hop!" in Leicester that runs every ten minutes. It's frog themed. It ribbits really loudly when it pulls up to a bus stop. Also, it's a circular route but only runs anti-clockwise so you have to ride the whole route to get back to your original stop

Cybertruck driver notices someone filming them and laughing. “Well they won’t be laughing once my Cybertruck successfully completes this task,”

Imagine you're some dumbass young streamer whose entire thing is that you're handsome (allegedly) and you keep getting pitted against way hotter older guys who just absolutely destroy you in every interaction and now even Polymarket mocks you.

"Doctor I am feeling depressed" "Yeah me too, saw this clown last night" "Doctor" "Fucking awful clown. Made me so angry" "Doctor" "Like how can a clown be so shit" "Doctor please" "So angry I have quit being a therapist and am now a clown assassin" "What"

The baby Capy must be named this even if she is a girl

Living his best life 🎉🎈 TT: finn_e_bear

Heckling can be a fine art

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

My favourite culinary accusation remains the one about how my love of "elitist cheese boards" caused Brexit.

Wow! If you could see the list of 46 people I know, many of them top-tier good guys, who I just saw on the "follows Neil Gaiman" list, you'd be scrambling to make sure you're not accidentally one of them. I *know* that they do not know.

Our undercover reporter went on the Tommy Robinson rally this weekend, posing as a far right news channel, and found Tommy Robinson supporters fuming about his criminal record youtu.be/qtUSs7ODzZU

daaaamn london

This @ft graphic shows that trump suddenly got very interested in trading stocks

Weird push notification, Trainline...

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

Have some fun with your tagline.

See, but here's the thing: No one is suggesting that we change the race of actual historical figures. But when we are talking about fantasy worlds with wizards and dragons and stuff, it doesn't seem like a big deal...unless you're a flaming racist.

🧵 A new Byline Times investigation raises fresh questions over Nigel Farage's claim to have driven the far-right out of British politics.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

"There's millions of 'em down there." #SNLUK

One city. 9 million people. All of us Londoners. We will never be divided.

OY! STARMEY IS RESIGNING MAYBE "Keir Starmer has told close friends he intends to stand down as Prime Minister" www.dailymail.com/news/article...

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

The word “no” but somehow it’s the size of the universe

“Saint George’s cross” “I’m not surprised when he sees what’s going on in his name”

“Crucifixion?” “Yes” “Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each”

CNBC TV show footage of the far right march in London They've just about filled Parliament square With barely anyone between Parliament square and Trafalgar square On the cover image, look at the bottom, there's a giant screen, with pretty much no one to watch it

Live feed from the Unite the Kingdom march

I’m not sure the annual Racism Day march should continue in light of the whole of society push to eliminate antisemitism but that’s just me.

One of the biggest mistakes by the government was to tolerate and pander to this group. Far right extremist thugs posing as patriots, who should have been clamped down on from day one www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

It would be a real shame for this to sneak out unnoticed late on a Friday night so please be public spirited and spread the word. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Also, shouts out to Judge Rosenthal for quoting Biggie in the ruling for some reason (???)

Some very good news out of a Texas federal court: Alex Jones doesn't have standing to appeal a Bankruptcy court order that placed InfoWars' assets in state receivership, meaning they can be licensed or sold to us. More to come, obviously, but we're almost there.

Has anyone in the press picked up what happened in 2019. As @bylinetimes.bsky.social reported, Farage and Johnson colluding with US based Bannon to topple May. According to Ben Habib, Thailand based Harborne paying Johnson and Farage to stitch up 2019 elections bylinetimes.com/2026/02/16/b...

holy goddamn shit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

*ahem* the hantavirus is stored in the balls

Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):