Hell yes! Another movie I can't wait to see this year!

The entire timeline right now

April 1 prank done right:

Oh so now copyright matters.

A French guy after making a ham and cheese toastie.

I saw a nice woodpecker today.

Pissed off scientist trying to run over a bug using his car: YOU FUCKER IM NAMING YOU FOR THIS AND IT WONT BE PRETTY

If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

Spending the afternoon in Kew Gardens

If there’s one thing I have learned in this life, it’s that The Spectator is wrong about absolutely everything.

"That was Underground Transgender Mafia, with their new single, Italian KitKat Heist. They'll be playing Telford Art Centre this Friday night, tickets still available."

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Lets block Attie, the AI bullshit Bluesky is promoting.

losing 1 million per day is insane

Mind you bluesky was shading X on X about adding AI tools 5 months ago

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

I was already in love with Project Hail Mary and then a prop from Power of the Daleks turned up. 👌🏻

Presented without comment

so what you’re saying is that immigrants haves failed to respect a nation’s laws & don’t integrate into the culture

can we make this the new #1 most blocked account pls

Impossible to bury the lede here. It’s all lede. All the way down. To the centre of the earth.

We all know bsky is like This. But why on earth are people offended on behalf of my parents dog. You dont have to defend his honour, I promise you, he can't fucking read.

Slept in my Radiohead shirt and woke up with no surprises

WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.

😂😂😂 #SheShed www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

Was talking about doing a Battle of the Bands competition where the musicians all have to write and then perform the theme tune to a theoretical James Bond film and fear I may have accidentally invented Straight Eurovision.

Go on then, since you asked. This is the ‘he’s already dead’ Simpsons meme in live form. Andy was prepared for the cheap ad hominem about his level of education.

Holy hell… New Canadian prices that will take effect on April 2: Standard PS5 — $819.99 (previously $649.99) Digital PS5 — $749.99 (previously $579.99) PS5 Pro — $1099.99 (previously $959.99) PS Portal — $319.99 (previously $269.99) mobilesyrup.com/2026/03/27/s...

Praise from Putin, wow!

He really is in his dementia stage.

John Hannah will return for ‘THE MUMMY 4’. In theaters on May 19, 2028. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

Woken by the Premier Inn's fire alarm.

I'm gonna be real, I wasn't very excited for altman v musk until literally... reading this from musk's deposition

“Most of the bottles are Villa Maria, which costs £10.75 in the nearest supermarket and is said to pair well with seafood and tangy goat's cheese.”

the best way to describe my feelings about people occasionally assuming I'm a trans woman is this Lady Gaga interview where she told Anderson Cooper she doesn't give a fuck because it doesn't matter

Story here: www.reuters.com/world/us/ira... Updates TK:

Everyone's favourite polka dot noseybonks

“The X Files has always been Indian!” “Mulder and Scully?” “No! Malik and Sharma!” “No!” “Think about it, ya! He works for the government, he’s always worrying about his sister, his hair sticks up at the front and his best friend is a doctor. How much more Indian can you get for heaven’s sake?”

They mean “take” as in “remove” here, right?

In the UK we recently had a ruckus about native animals on our notes instead of historical figures? This seems so much worse

Reform UK said I was 'bullying' when I pointed out their colleague was jailed for beating up his former partner. Now, they're trying to sneak him back into their party. So I'll say it again: James McMurdock was jailed for beating up his former partner. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

fun little link card glitch

Court dismisses Elon Musk's lawsuit alleging brands illegally boycotted X

It is twelve years since I pointed out to Nigel Farage that this description of primary school children would include *his own daughters*. He already knew, of course, but many listeners didn’t. Goodwin is pursuing the same grift.

1996's batman v superman how's that pivot to AI going?