“Why are teens taking over Hyde Park?” Bc you cut basketball nets and removed hoops in their hoods? Bc you’ve banned/restricted them from your cafes and bookstores and restaurants? Bc they’re competing for jobs alongside adults like it’s the fucking Hunger Games?

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films

this comic is now a DECADE OLD 🎉

In the UK they will imprison you for silently holding a #FreePalestine sign, but Nazis bearing Holocaust gas are fine.

50% of my life has been under one austerity regime or another at this point, either that has to turn around really quickly or you're going to end up with a bigger problem than trite lines being trotted out by vaguely left-of-centre types.

Next year we will be at the 20 year anniversary of the start of the global financial crisis, the point where the contradictions of the Thatcher/Reagan revolution finally exploded the whole thing. Do we think the collective response from this from the people in charge has been adequate?

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The Artemis II just stopped at Tebay services and who can blame them.

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

Good. Problem is, though, that once you say that the biggest political decision of recent years was wrong, you have to look at why our public sphere was so bad as to cause such a decision.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

And here are top tips for talking to your GP if you think you have ovarian cancer. The symptoms could be so many other things, particularly if you’re a menopausal woman, so it’s important be aware and self-advocate. #ovariancancer targetovariancancer.org.uk/about-ovaria...

As the police find no evidence whatsoever of illegal family voting or voter coercion in the Gorton and Denton by-election, the BBC should ask themselves why, on the morning of the result, they gave so much airtime to these absurd and obviously racist claims from Nigel Farage

im sure this will be given as much air time as was given to every major news org all of a sudden quoting some made up group no one had ever heard of before who only ever look at areas w relatively high muslim populations

We need to bring back the ideal of masculinity focused on quiet self-sacrifice for the sake of others. Alpha shit is for losers. Be a man and humbly forgo the shit you want for years so you can provide for your family, you indulgent little wuss

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

Grownups back in charge of Labour update:

Hang on, she says she teaches children who identify as cats, and now holograms? Has anyone checked that she hasn't just been watching Red Dwarf and thought it was real?

Wind & solar are currently producing 65% of Britain's electricity. Meanwhile, renewables now offer 30,000 more UK jobs than oil and gas. Meanwhile, we're in a climate emergency. Meanwhile, we're in a fossil fuel supply crisis. Meanwhile, the Tories and Reform want to scrap Net Zero. grid.iamkate.com

When I see a CEO claim that capitalism is the best system, it is like seeing a Baron in chainmail sitting on a horse claiming feudalism is the best system.

Threads is weird, but some good cartoons get posted there (this one’s by Rich Kanin)

except chickens, because fuck chickens

🎶 Anthony Newley His singing voice was both cockney and twee “Yoink” said Bowie 🎶 #eleanorrigby

Memories of one of my favourite post-St Patrick’s Day signs from a shop in Galway a few years ago.

We go live to the AFCON final

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

The amount of time and effort wasted writing an article when everyone knows he's lying. Why do they do this?

Trump says a former president told him "I wish I did what you did" with Iran. Who might that be? Trump says it wasn't Bush and people close to Biden, Obama and Clinton all deny they've been talking war with Trump. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...

doctor: you have synesthesia me: I see what you’re saying doctor: yes I know, you can stop telling me that

Said this before, but Arthur Askey's first TV appearance was on Baird's experimental transmissions and his last was on Channel Four

Now hear me out, but I’m just beginning to think it may have been an error to appoint a deranged, narcissistic, psychopathic, criminal, sex offender, reality TV star on the run from justice with dementia to the highest political office in the world. Twice.

[25 seconds into marathon] lol nope

There's a new issue (Viz 354) in the shops. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

*Doctor looking at my X-Rays* Doctor: Ah, this is exactly what I was afraid of. Me: Oh my God, what? Doctor: Skeletons.

- I bought my wife an electric guitar for her birthday. - A fender? - A bit yeah, she wanted a necklace.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

hope he can’t stop scratching it and is forced to wear a dog cone

It’s Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month, everyone. There’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer, and it isn’t picked up by other gynaecological screening (such as smear tests). But if you do think it might be a possibility, you can ask your GP for a blood test and/or a scan.

the one consistent thing about Farage is that strategically he has been uncomfortably very successful in pushing for his goals, but tactically he consistently can't help being a twat about either failure or success, and that's always hurt him from being in a position to personal success

There's like 50% of the country who are absolutely despised by the increasingly deranged class of fascists who run everything, have you noticed that?

what exactly is the point of a Labour government news.sky.com/story/back-m...

Well, no, they’re not just as wrong. The bigger error is not seeing that “trying to win over voters from a party on the opposite end of the spectrum, whose values your core voters oppose” is not same as “chasing voters from party on same side ideologically whose values your core voters like.”

At this stage the only way a progressive politics could work in the UK is if it was prepared to go against the press, but Labour are tied up with the press because of the Mandelson/Labour First bullshit.

This might be the most perfect encapsulation of a Daily Mail front page, big racist splash headline, a focus on globally seismic events only through British tourists, some Royal bullshit

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.