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NEWS! Rudolph facing redundancy after Santa picks up bargain SatNav and LED headlights in Black Friday sale newsthump.com/2025/11/28/r...

NEWS! Black Friday emails now making up 99.85% of all worldwide correspondence newsthump.com/2025/11/28/b...

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NEWS! Americans to spend evening with loved ones giving thanks for the stuff they have, before getting up early to fight strangers for stuff they don't need newsthump.com/2025/11/27/a...

NEWS! Huge, stupid, hapless creature pardoned by Thanksgiving turkey newsthump.com/2025/11/27/h...

NEWS! Milkshakes thrown at Nigel Farage to cost an extra 5p from 2028 newsthump.com/2025/11/27/m...

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NEWS! Gen Alpha economists downgrade "6-7" to "5.4-6.3" following budget announcements newsthump.com/2025/11/26/g...

Office of Budget Responsibility? Office of Budget Irresponsibility more like.. #DadJokes

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NEWS! Saying racist things doesn't make you racist, insist racists newsthump.com/2025/11/26/s...

NEWS! Super cool Rachel Reeves to raise sugar tax by like SIX....  SEVEN percent ⁶🤷⁷ newsthump.com/2025/11/26/s...

There is no way this man has any real friends? If you happen to have a group of friends that regularly enjoy taking the p*ss out of each other, can you imagine - just for one moment - the reaction if you were to get your phone out and use Grok to mock one of them?

NEWS! Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys previously pardoned by Joe Biden newsthump.com/2025/11/25/d...

NEWS! 'My vision for Twitter was always an army of foreign nationals monetising propaganda to influence US voters', insists Elon Musk newsthump.com/2025/11/25/m...

NEWS! I've only ever racially abused people in a non-hurtful way, insists Nigel Farage newsthump.com/2025/11/25/i...

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NEWS! Nigel Farage unveils new Reform UK branded Russian Cossack hat newsthump.com/2025/11/24/n...

NEWS! Donald Trump launches tirade against Black Friday after mistaking it for act of mass civil disobedience newsthump.com/2025/11/24/d...

NEWS! Husband has fantastic time after wife banishes him to spare room

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The Englanf team has gone from such a very promising position, to such an entirely dreadful performance, that you could be forgiven this team was led by Keir Starmer...

A quick Movember update! (including the best nicknames I've been given this month so far!). Thanks to a Movember moustache designed by a 7-year-old girl, I am going out in public on a regular basis looking like... well, this.

NEWS! Donald Trump sues Donald Trump over defamatory comments made by Donald Trump about Donald Trump newsthump.com/2025/11/21/d...

NEWS! If you ignore all the convictions for beating women and taking bribes from Russia, we are still the patriotic party of women's safety, insists Farage

One with a conviction for beating women, another with a convicted for being bribed by Russia. I'm beginning to wonder if this Reform lot really are the patriots who care about women that they claim to be...

NEWS! Man surprised to see Ashes series starting with dramatic one-day international newsthump.com/2025/11/21/m...

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NEWS! Weather hyperbole reaches record levels as country is threatened by 'giant Snowbastard' newsthump.com/2025/11/20/w...

NEWS! Man declares himself fully fit for two months of bullshitting about The Ashes newsthump.com/2025/11/20/m...

NEWS! Donald Trump orders release of Epstein files just as soon as staff finish redacting anything that incriminates him newsthump.com/2025/11/20/d...

If Trump is so comfortable shouting "Quiet Piggy!" to a professional woman journalist in front of the world's media, imagine what he'd be willing to say and do to a vulnerable woman behind closed doors with his pall Jeff. 🤷‍♂️ When people are willing to show you who they are, believe them.

NEWS! Women ruining International Men's Day by repeatedly asking 'Yeah but when is International WOMEN'S Day' newsthump.com/2025/11/19/w...

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NEWS! President Trump urges journalists not to embarrass his guests by mentioning the murders they have committed

NEWS! "We only score worldies now," insists Scotland newsthump.com/2025/11/19/w...

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NEWS! ‘We are still the good guys’ insists government proposing to plunder family heirlooms from desperate asylum seekers

While the Internet continues to thoroughly soil itself today, we can't help but think The Onion got it right (again) with their innovative commitment to print journalism... Maybe 2026 is the year of the NewsThump print edition... who knows!

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NEWS! Mike Graham leaves TalkTV to launch the UK's first concrete-growing farm buff.ly/pnlaifM

NEWS! Nans re-launch nationwide 'you won't feel the benefit' indoor coat removal campaign newsthump.com/2025/11/17/n...

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NEWS! North Pole does U-turn and calls for release of Santa's naughty list newsthump.com/2025/11/17/n...

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NEWS! Children in Need celebrates raising less than half the amount Michelle Mone still owes the government for faulty PPE

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