NEWS! We went to the cinema to see the Melania documentary so you don't have to - this is what we discovered

So many conversations of this type are going on these days...

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NEWS! “…and you lot can f**k off as well,” Badenoch tells Tory voters newsthump.com/2026/01/30/a...

NEWS! “Britain is the greatest country in the world that’s a big pile of shit and we hate it,” say Reform newsthump.com/2026/01/30/b...

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NEWS! Tesla revenue shrinks in rapidly growing EV market as customers show reluctance to give money to bellends

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NEWS! "I have to hate Springsteen now, too?" ask tearful Magaloons, realising all that's left for them is Kid Rock newsthump.com/2026/01/29/i...

NEWS! Xi Jinping prepares for meeting with Keir Starmer by reading all his emails

NEWS! Trump insists time running out for Iran to make deal on the nuclear capability he 'totally obliterated' a few months ago newsthump.com/2026/01/29/t...

As new footage emerges of Alex Pretti 11 days before he was shot, the Magaloon response can be summed up thusly...

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NEWS! Man celebrates after successfully selling left kidney to pay for his daughter’s Harry Styles ticket newsthump.com/2026/01/28/m...

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NEWS! UK on verge of return to hedge-based porn access newsthump.com/2026/01/28/u...

NEWS! Trump finally comes out in support of gun control after learning people he doesn't like also have guns

NEWS! Reform hopeful defection of tractor porn guy can be announced soon

NEWS! The six funniest laugh-out-loud films of all time, according to me, Suella Braverman newsthump.com/2026/01/28/t...

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NEWS! World condemns Iranian regime after homeworkers face twentieth day without Internet newsthump.com/2026/01/27/w...

NEWS! Nigella to avoid Bake Off tent innuendo culture from the moment she opens the flaps newsthump.com/2026/01/27/n...

NEWS! ‘Stop calling us Conservative Party’ says Nigel Farage wearing blue dress and Margaret Thatcher wig newsthump.com/2026/01/27/s...

What America looks like right now...

Suella Braverman when she's telling everyone that Britain is broken...

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NEWS! Boring man terrified by slightly less boring man newsthump.com/2026/01/26/b...

NEWS! 'Innocent people don't take guns to a protest', insists man who spent three years insisting Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong newsthump.com/2026/01/26/i...

NEWS! Company insisting you can't 'work from home' also expects you to respond to work emails after you've 'gone home'

NEWS! Denmark suggests Donald Trump buy a territory he is more familiar with, like Epstein Island

NEWS! 'He shouldn’t have been bearing arms' says country obsessed with right to bear arms

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We can't help but wonder if the world would be a slightly better place if people were as angry about the people who DEFINITELY besmirched the memory of Britain's fallen soldiers, as they are about the people they THINK might have eaten a swan.

Can you imagine Vlad, sat in the Kremlin, chuckling to himself at footage of Trump besmirching his NATO allies? We're not saying Trump is a Russian asset, but if he was, we're not sure he'd be doing anything differently...

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NEWS! Golf resort plan falls out of Trump’s pocket during Gaza redevelopment briefing newsthump.com/2026/01/23/g...

NEWS! Trump’s new Board of Peas 'to bring peas to all countries' newsthump.com/2026/01/23/t...

NEWS! Self-styled British Patriot strangely silent about Trump dishonouring memory of hundreds of fallen British soldiers newsthump.com/2026/01/23/s...

NEWS! Founding members of Trump's Peace Council finally revealed newsthump.com/2026/01/23/f...

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NEWS! Victoria Beckham spotted rehearsing to Dirty Dancing soundtrack in case another son gets married newsthump.com/2026/01/22/v...

NEWS! Supermarket manager vows to fight off US forces after confused Trump mistakenly sends military to Iceland newsthump.com/2026/01/22/s...

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NEWS! Trump tells Davos: Don’t want Greenland no more. Greenland’s boring. Want a shiny red toy car now. newsthump.com/2026/01/22/t...

NEWS! Lords back social media ban for under-16s, before asking what social media 'is'

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