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Of all the weird as fuck things about this brain worm hosting wrongun, wearing jeans to work out might be the weirdest.

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Couple of days of this discount @waterstones.bsky.social promotion left. Please tag in or send to any Evertonians of your acquaintance, buy an advanced birthday or crimbo gift, or treat yerself.

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Succession: Colin Harvey And His Time As Everton Manager, my account of the period following the most successful time in the club's history, available for pre-order now. Waterstones promotion with 25% discount live 17-20th Feb. Use code FEB26 www.waterstones.com/book/success... #everton #efc

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

Out August 3rd. Succession tells the story of Everton legend Colin Harvey's time as manager of Everton, following the most successful period in the club's history, at a time of great change in English football. Early pre-sale Waterstones promotion with 25% discount coming next week. #everton

Its Valentine's Day. Post your favourite couple.

Orange whip?

Imagine this being the BEST picture you could manage of them.

Out August 3rd. Succession tells the story of Everton legend Colin Harvey's time as manager of Everton, following the most successful period in the club's history, at a time of great change in English football. Early pre-sale Waterstones promotion with 25% discount coming next week. #everton

Fuck me, a bit of actual sunlight. Let that vitamin D sink in, lads.

Birkenhead, 1982. Wonder if Barry is still with us, and if he's still a fanny.

At least Dyche will have more time to go on various podcasts and tell some more Cloughie stories now.

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character.Wrong answers only

Everton admin is having a ball 😂

Replying with a jaunty 'yeah, not bad' when someone asks how you are, despite being crushed by depression and incoherent rage.

That's just blatantly untrue isn't it? The concept of 'British values' is pretty amorphous anyway, but as I understand them, who defends them more than the left? He's just so crap at this.

'This is the water And this is the well Drink full and descend The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.'

What a vile, contemptible little cunt Bezos is, pretty much singlehandedly destroying the WP. Bald. newrepublic.com/article/2061...

One for your TBR lists here, lids.

This is it. Sometimes he frustrates, sometimes he baffles and even infuriates. But there are certain things he just about guarantees like those listed below, and he will usually build and improve his sides. He will occasionally take off that handbrake and he gets a lot more right then he gets wrong.

Get a load of the master race here. They all look like they smell of cock cheese.

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Drop some REDHEADS.

Big Night Out, Series 2, Episode 2

'So please, please, please Let me Let me Let me Let me get what I want This time...'

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

The only thing that could possibly rescue Starmer's tenure is for him to launch this little rat out of a cannon.

Incredible story of Adrian Heath being kidnapped in Morocco in 2024 in The Athletic. www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...

The absolute accuracy of this.

Fucking incredible scenes in AFCON final. Barely knew who Diaz was before tonight but he's gone straight to the top of the football rat list.

RIP, Magnum.

*eyeballs emoji*

Fancy pastries and poncey coffee are not a treat or a privilege, they are a basic human right.

me again

Down you fucking go, you cunt.

Currently listening to his Thatcher Stole My Trousers audiobook, and it's a great reminder of all of these things, and of what a big part of my childhood he was.

ANTIFIFA, ammarite?

I like Barry and think there's a striker in there and he'll improve in time, but lorks afuckinglordy, taking a penalty like that, in a cup shootout, when you're still struggling and large sections of the fanbase are far from won over...

An extraordinary album. Not because its anywhere near their best work, but because of the sheer, unrelenting speed and ferocity, the wall of noise that barely hints at the melodiscism and songwriting craft that came later.

Good to see Armstrong starting, looking forward to him getting booed and told to fuck off back to Preston after his first misplaced pass.