Some absolutely lovely stuff here.

If anyone was wondering, skanking on kitchen tiles while wearing sliders isn't best advised.

Stuck on Christmas present ideas? You could do a lot worse (well, slightly worse) than treat someone to both parts of the Gary and Buckle saga. Call them the wool Vladimir and Estragon, the Birko Sal Paradise and Dean Moriarty, the meff Narrator and Tyler Durden, but people seem to enjoy them.

Just emailed my local trusts about this and would urge everyone to do likewise. These unhinged, ket and coke-addled, white supremacist maniacs being allowed gain creeping control over the NHS is extremely worrying. notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...

Fuck me what next? Fucking Spin Doctors and Ugly Kid Joe joint headline tour?

Everton wives, hide the cheese knives..

First cheese board of the festive yuletide season consumed. A fairly low-key effort, just getting me in shape for the serious cheese walloping to come.

You scumbag, you maggot...

What a fucking club. Poverty chanting scab twats and now giving freebies to saggy faced fascist wannabes.

Siding with Mo, Dldespite the fact that he looks like a kids drawing of Arne Slot.

Show me a picture on your phone which has your energy but isn't a selfie

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.,

Me when my lads are doing their online gaming shit with their mates.

Neil Tennant’s rejected first draft. 1984.

Lovely stuff.

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity

No massive surprises with end end of year stats on the app that ensures artists won't get paid what they deserve. 55 though? Cheeky fuckers. Im slightly younger than that.

G'wed lad.

Kelly Cates doing a cracking David Byrne tribute here.

What's everyone's thoughts on Club View at HDS, those who have tried it? See there's an offer on of £95 a ticket for Forest game and I'm tempted, but recall seeing a few posts that were less than enthusiastic about it.

Cormac Metacarthy

Thank fuck someone made another Beatles documentary, must be months since the last one. Think it's also about time someone did another 'definitive' Clash documentary.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

"The Belgian police were very very nice And invented the waltzers" #TOTP

Yes, I'd say the bunce involved is indeed the motivating factor.

Bring back the Bar Six by any means necessary.

The O'Hagan All Stars are like Ajax in the mid-70s compared to the piss-weak teams you're all putting up so far.

Make a five-a-side team, including yourself, from notable alumni of your school. Mine: Shaun Garnett and Degsy Mountfield keeping it simple and solid at the back, allowing me and Jason Koumas to express ourselves up top. Between the sticks, big Paul Hollywood, wearing his oven mitts.

Thought the make up department did a great job with Stephen Graham's portrayal of Springsteen's ageing father in Deliver Me From Nowhere.

Where's your fucking poppy?

WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?

Anyone know how the match tickets ballot works if you've applied for more than one? FINALLY had a successful one for Newcastle, but only notification about and payment taken for one ticket when I entered for three, one each for me and my lads..

Think the only reason this wasn't given as handball was that VAR genuinely thought Keano was just trying to recreate the Heroes album cover.

Bonfire night is shit and scares my dog, but hoping to see more biblical images from unlicensed, impromptu bonfires in the north end of Birkenhead.

I know Barry missed a sitter but he'd done ok overall and dragging him after less than an hour was just pointless. We needed Charley or Merlin on o add some drive through the middle, the issue wasn't up front. And McNeil instead of Dibling was just ridiculous.

Fucking ketamine-addled incel twat needs strapping to one of the few of his rockets that actually work and launching into the fucking ether.

Funny old game, football 🤯

Me, feeling quite pleased having approved edits for my first non-fiction book and returned it to the publishers. Succession: Colin Harvey's Time as Everton Manager will be out next summer though Pitch Publishing.

It's A Royal Nonceout

Armstrong continues to look a genuine prospect. But have serious concerns about the, frankly, wool choice of the number 5 shirt for a midfielder.

Wonder how many tens of thousands of workers will die in any attempted construction.

Six years to the day since my greatest ever achievement.

Bad Day at Black Rock Ferry #woolfilms

Carry On Follow That Cammell Laird #woolfilms

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Neston

20,000 Leagues Under Wallasey #woolfilms

For A Few Dollars Moreton #woolfilms

In terms of shortlists, I can never look at one without thinking about the other books, equally good, that might have been there. That said, get voting. I’m delighted that The Benefactors is here in such lovely company. www.irishbookawards.ie/vote/

Massive fan of these ragebaiting woke football stickers. That Everton one is pure distilled art, no part of it is wasted.