The Orange Nonce Bowl.

It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄 Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆 1/15 🧵

Thicker than a whale omlette on toasted doorstep bread

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She didn't see him very fucking well then

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Off to pick up his phone to blame it on vaccines

To suggest there are clues to Reform's incompetence is understating it really. Take your pick

You mean the guy who had a reputation for not fully paying suppliers and contractors who did work for him, is not fully paying some people who are doing work for him. That is the most surprising thing ever.

The orange nonce would have little power without collaborators and enablers, that and their role should never be forgotten or forgiven

An air horn. To give to the children of your enemies this holiday season.

Is there a prominent Brexiter left who hasn’t torn off their mask to reveal the rancid racism beneath? Boris Johnson’s chief fluffer accusing anyone else of being over-promoted is peak process. The bitterness of insanely privileged men with empty souls knows no bounds.

23 years ago I was searching for my Mum’s pet that escaped out an upstairs window overnight. Was late up to Leeds for team get together due to that. Eventually found it wedged between two garages and rescued it. The evening part of the team gathering, end up with two of us ditching the others.

It’s 2025. The worlds richest man has landed a target based pay deal of $1trn, despite Nazi salutes and ongoing white supremacy. An obvious racist is president of the USA, he’s also a nonce and a rapist. A career racist is leading polls in the UK. I mean, fucking hell people 🤷‍♂️

Fucking morons

I think one thing that disturbs me is the passion I have seen a couple of times with Reform, small boats and immigration. It’s like when I get engaged on dance music, Forest past or present etc. I live for family, friends, music and Forest. That’s not ordered by preference, I need all

Someone needs to turn that megaphone into a suppositories for the person who has it #nffc

The big orange nonce is "foreign" and two of those things, don't know about the third. And Lowelife doesn't seem to have minded him. It's curious. It's almost like his usage of "foreign" means something else. I mean, it hides racism so very well, it's really hard to see it. FML

Ian Woan lamenting where he left #nffc under David Platt, not being able to say goodbye to fans etc. Well, back now 👍 www.facebook.com/reel/1431071...

It's one thing shouting from the side-lines, but that does not translate to thought out policies where possible problems and drawbacks are analysed then considered. But small boats, flags etc etc

I'm going to make a wild guess here, and suggest Sammy's had a few pints when visiting the town I'm from. 😂 www.youtube.com/shorts/k2eP0...

"covers an estimated 100 sq metres of cave wall and hosts 69,000 specimens of T domestica and 42,000 specimens of P vagans" That's a lot of glasses and bits of cardboard needed. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

Newark is an anagram of Wanker, which is apt because Jenrick is a divisive, horrible wanker.

Jeeze, some Palace fans are really so very bitter. I suppose the consolation is, they are tarnishing their own season with it. Glad all over, my arse #nffc

Didn’t many of those that rememberence is about, fight out freedoms? It appears we’re losing that battle now through media and socials, without a traditional war.

Why can’t they just do stuff that draws reasoned voters back? And drop the courting of Pharage’s fans ffs

Proud of my slightly youngest. For someone his age to express worry and seek help for a subject he’s struggling at, and was coming up to an assessment. To then work his arse off on exercise books my wife found him. To get the results back today, and he’s smashed it. It’s superb 👌

Are they that stupid that they think we all watch adverts analysing the race of people on them? Fuck me. I saw the advert yesterday, wasn't a thought of mine. My reaction was, I have that track on vinyl.

#TheFarageEffect Scum like this wouldn't have dared using racist language like this a few years back, disgusting.

There was a big message sent in the NYC mayoral and other elections yesterday, and here it is...

I mean, how could anyone not argue that's not outsight bigotry from Lowelife there?

I can't think that the banner got in without the clubs knowledge, it was too big. #nffc www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Man of the people update

FFS, it starts earlier every year. We're not even peak "Poppy Rage" season yet and we're already on "They're Banning Christmas". We also need to squeeze stuff about flags into this now.

Reform UK, vote Nigel Farage if you think The Minimum Wage is too high. The richest 4% earning £100,000+ pay too much tax. The State Pension needs to be means tested. We should get rid of the NHS. The retirement age is too low. If you hate yourself, vote Farage.

UAE has mass immigration and Sharia law. I thought Reform were against that sort of thing

“In-depth: What a UK government led by Reform would really look like” Answer would be a version of this with KKK hoods on, and lots of flags in the background.

If there was football Gods, he’d get a goal or two that counts here. No one must leave self absorbed/tourist FC.

Might be a genuine reason, but in this house, and the old one in the same council district. I can’t recall bins being missed in the street/near area ever. But since the council elections and Reform getting countrol, that’s four times now I think. Odd time, yeh. It’s a few now

Apart from @bylinetimes.bsky.social and assoc publications Journalists have become extinct at BBC, SKY, ITV,Telegraph, Times etc etc They’re pumped up PR artists for the right masquerading as journalists, with pretences of intellectual excellence to try & add weight to their lightweight “reports”

20 years he gave them, and fancied a new challenge. All the players that come thorough academies in a similar way at most clubs would not get near the vitriol that TAA has had. “You’ll never walk alone” until they do. It’s just a lyric and a song title.

In the orange nonce's head, he never, and nothing related to him, ever actually loses

#TheFarageEffect Sounds like the husband being described, is another one radicalised into bigotry by the usual suspects. Stuff like this will rip families apart.

Have they finally fixed being able to use our own saved GIFs on here now. Part 1. Browser version.

This, and don't by Tesla's. The T on the logo for 25/75 plate stands for twat, and that refers to both the owner of the car and the CEO of the company it came from. #TeslaTakedown

Spot on.

Stadium of litter rather than light

So Nigel Farage, who spent a huge chunk of his speech today attacking plans to raise even the slightest of taxes on the wealthy, thinks one of the biggest problems facing the UK is that young people on the minimum wage are being paid too much bylinetimes.com/2025/11/03/n...

YOUNG PEOPLE. LISTEN UP. Today Nigel Farage said the government should cut the minimum wage for young people ...to “raise aspiration” and “boost business" It's £10ph FFS! Lower your pay so you’ll dream bigger DO YOU SEE IT NOW? Spread far & wide. bylinetimes.com/2025/11/03/n...