Get American "Christians" out of Africa! www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Film Choice: Peter’s Friendless From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1021, February 2001.

It’s not that these people still exist. That’s just biology. It’s that they are still being paid to shit in their own hands & start clapping.

Tax Dodge Tice #TaxDodgeTice

Love a bargain. £75 at #Dobbies

I Completely Support This Petition….

Not sure I’ll be getting Joanna Cherry’s new book.

We deserve better: let's get it done on 7 May www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/we-deserve...

On any given day, you might as well roll a die to predict whether Donald Trump is going to claim total victory; imminent victory; a negotiated ceasefire; an imminent ceasefire; new attacks; crucial negotiations or imminent crucial negotiations. The only certainty is that he’ll be lying.

Defo not voting for these.

apple.news/Ae0pnGiv_R5u... Good.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... A different version of the same shit we had to deal with when I worked there in the late 80s.

Artemis splashes down From the new Private Eye, out now.

Trump voter: "That's him [Trump] depicting himself as Jesus Christ. That is blasphemy in its purest form."

AI can make your eyes bleed.

Multiple ships have passed through the Strait of Hormuz today, despite Trump's “total” naval blockade. Once again, it looks like Trump’s strategy is doomed to be another TOTAL FAILURE.

While people at home are dreading the next energy bill landing in their inbox, fossil fuel bosses are filling their coffers We need a permanent, tightened windfall tax to claw back every penny of excess profit being made on this crisis and put it towards supporting households

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... If only Vance had a moral backbone. Spineless twat.

It’s 14c/57f I’ve got the heating on in my office. He who must be obeyed has his shorts and Jesus creepers on. 😳😳😳

Farage visited Shetland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

They're truly pathetic; they can't even pull off crap publicity stunts without having to pull some trick- and failing. What can you expect from ex and wannabe tories? bylinetimes.com/2026/04/13/r...

My response to the Southport inquiry: the one lesson we definitely did learn is that some idiot spreading misinformation online can lead to widespread riots among knuckle-dragging racist fuckwits.

Finally, a good new story!

In the 1930s, Oswald Mosley claimed to be a patriot, while his British Union of Fascists was secretly funded by the Italian government. We are just beginning to grasp how much of the far right in the UK today has been funded by Viktor Orbán and Russian oil money. Their "patriotism" is always a con.

stocks.apple.com/A4fTqhjOdSnC... No shit.

We all need to put one of these in front of our doorstep. Amen to this.

This is what voting for a Reform UK led council gets you. Concerns raised as 'godsend' Nottinghamshire service which helps the elderly is axed www.nottinghampost.com/news/notting...

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... As we say here in U.K. “what a wanker”.

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2... One down………

Nigel Farage's racist rhetoric about 'brilliant young minds' being replaced with 'goat herders from Afghanistan' spoke volumes about the man, and so did the takedowns - 17 of the best - The Poke www.thepoke.com/2026/03/19/n...

The last of the sun.

Wood Pigeon doing an “I’m a heckin sparrow. Ssh”

Hello, beautiful Hungary! Today is your best, and perhaps last, opportunity to get rid of Viktor Orbán and his corrupt regime. Seize it!

Dubai Dicky must resign

Everything 🍊 touches dies. Not always a terrible thing.

Reform UK is standing more candidates in the local elections than any other party. We have achieved this by not giving a shit whether they are racists, criminals, incompetent morons or work-shy grifters.

Question for you… 700+ killed by Israel in Gaza during “ceasefire” 250+ killed by Israel in Lebanon during “ceasefire” Would any other country enjoy the “ceasefire” label while massacring this many people? …we all know the answer by now.

apple.news/AC5eq9rCLQoa... Have more respect for the horses, or ban it. Simples.

Reform are so flipping incompetent that they can't even get my councils name correct. It's South Tyneside council, not South Shields. How anyone can think this lot could run a bath let alone a council is beyond me. www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...

The final touches to our garden, and our home. ❤️

www.theguardian.com/science/2026... In my opinion I think space exploration is now a waste of money. They’re celebrating going 4K miles further into space that Apollo 13. In 1970. Our chance has gone. Concentrate on the planet we have.

Too camp?

"Located between Sleaford and Lincoln in Lincolnshire, Springwell will make an important contribution to the UK’s future energy mix by providing enough renewable, secure energy to power over 180,000 homes* every year once operational." www.energy-pedia.com/news/united-...

I did not know Epstein on a boat I did not know Epstein with a goat I did not know Epstein in the air I did not know him anywhere!

apple.news/Aq2YK84roRAe... I don’t fucking care.