“I’ll have sausage please”

No water! Not very good when you’re halfway through a shower 🤣

‘Don’t forget about me!’

Some beginning of the week wisdom

A country that has recently been declared the world’s most disliked country, comes 2nd in the Eurovision Song Contest. Something doesn’t add up…

Post an iconic movie image 🎬🎥🎞️

I wish they’d find a less clumsy acronym. Like stop being a cunt day, or something similar 😊 Anyway, the meaning is serious regardless of acronym. Stop being a cunt 🌈

In a contest, isn’t it normal to mention who the winner is before talking about 2nd place?

This is England

Immigration make Britain brilliant

I didn’t watch Eurovision, but, for some reason, I found this short clip to be very satisfying 💅🏻

All too often we hear about “Russia’s influence in UK politics” when we really ought to be saying ‘Israel’s influence’

Is ‘redaction’ the word of the year?

Wonder what’s caused this? 🤔

Tomorrow night ✨

“I’m coming for you, and your job”

This happened yesterday but there hasn’t been anything in the headlines about it?

So…it looks like we’re probably going to have another Prime Minister. We should have someone from Bluesky next, and my vote is for @dawnbritten.bsky.social 🗳️ Who’s yours?

Unfollowed by someone on here, probably because of my views on the Eurobollocks Song Contest. Oh well.

"Shut up Wesley!" If he becomes PM, this is going to be my most used video response for the next 3 years* *Or until he gets removed from office by someone else

I’m quite disappointed in Graham Norton, continuing to host Eurobollocks Song Contest, given that he’s Irish. #BoycottEurovision

Hmm not sure I, personally, would say the reason was liberalism… 🍆🍑🧐😜

I didn’t know Rayner wore specs 😆

I’ve changed my profile picture, feel free to copy 👍🏼❤️

Have a serious think about supporting something which is allowing a country to pinkwash its actions against multiple countries. There’s no Pride in Genocide. #BoycottEurovision

Talking about making the country better for all, when he’s sat there in a hat thas an approximate value of between 3 and 5 BILLION pounds. You don’t need to wear that to say a few words. Sell it, and feed some of the 31% of children in the UK who are living in poverty.

🤣 she’ll never learn

Easy block

Whilst Israel are taking part in the singing contest, innocent people will undoubtedly be killed. #BoycottEurovision

The specific map for Gender Recognition looks even worse: UK now ranks at just 6.57% The note on the UK states there is no functioning legal or administrative process for legal gender recognition. UK is now in the lowest category along with Bulgaria, Georgia, Hungary, Russia & Slovakia.

Rainbow map of LGBTI rights and freedoms in Europe. Look how low down the UK is. And during a Labour government. Shameful.

Pleased that there’s an alternative to Eurovision in sunny Btown! The usual charmers have already tried to have it cancelled but it’s going ahead. #BoycottEurovision

Yet Israel will be far from silent when they take to the Eurovision stage. Cheered on by people who don’t care. It’s obscene that they are allowed to participate.

Palantir has been granted “unlimited access” to NHS patient data. This is the same company that is involved in mass surveillance and genocide. We did not consent to this. Get Palantir out of our NHS, now.

Mental Health Awareness Week. A reminder that “I’m fine” is usually PR, not truth. Be kind to the people who look like they’ve got it handled. They rarely do. 💚💛❤️

Rinder not looking too impressed with a BAFTA going to Gaza : Doctors Under Attack. Diddums

“…Conservative party leader, Kemi Badenoch, and the Reform UK deputy leader, Richard Tice, were mostly greeted with cheers and applause” 😶

That’s was fun! Bit bloody, but lots of laughs

Love this for her

Whammy! 🤭

“I do”

Yup. The question now is how do we prevent them from getting to number 10?

‘4 pages’ actually made me really LOL #MAFS #MAFSAUS

An ‘antisemitic traffic incident’ eh? How do they know it was religiously motivated?

I have two last wishes: 1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland 2: I don’t want to be cremated THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Hmm I’ve tried that many times and got nowhere too 🤣 Poor dog

This is insane. This is the government’s “independent” advisor on antisemitism. He sees four antisemitic cartoons targeting Zack Polanski. His response? To demand an end to the antisemitic targeting of Polanski? No. It’s to attack the Green Party.

Tipping Point question: “The Peterbald and Ragamuffin are breeds of which domesticated feline animal?” “A horse” 😂😂😂😂