UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has been directly named in a fresh UN report of the Special Rapporteur on the situation of human rights in the Palestinian territories occupied since 1967, Francesca Albanese Gaza Genocide: a collective crime.

Hard to believe that this goofball is 4 today. Still as mischievous as ever. 🎈 🥰

Apologies to the tofu lovers (are there any?) but that stuff is rank. I’ve tried so many times to like it but no. No. No.

Documentary shown tonight on ITV at 10.45pm

MAFS UK WTAF😳

Truffle and David 🥰 @davidbtn2.bsky.social

That. Was. Weird. Good, but so bizarre

Have you had your flu jab? 💉

Rakefet prison was opened in the early 1980s to house a handful of the most dangerous organised crime figures in Israel but closed a few years later on the grounds that it was inhumane. The far-right security minister, Itamar Ben-Gvir, ordered it back into service in 2023

Starmer’s been quiet about Maccabi tel Aviv since the police revealed they advised banning their fans from Aston Villa due to "significant levels of hooliganism" in the fan base jeopardising safety around the match. One might wonder whether he’s a Zionist supporter if he carries on like this… 🤔

That was amazing. Shocking, brutal, disturbing. I even cried at the end.

Turkey issues genocide arrest warrant against Netanyahu 💥

He’s dangerous enough already.

Sis said the drugs are great but the vibrating socks aren’t. I’m not sure if the two are related 🤣

My ‘little’ sis, (she’s 48), has gone in for spine surgery today and it’s been so hard trying to concentrate on anything 😬

“Yeah but why do we need Pride anymore?”

This person took this when they called the race

Let’s go Yumbo 🌈

I’ve met some strange people from villages but never encountered a hobbit. Maybe I need to take more psychedelics 😵‍💫😂

I haven’t had the begging note yet. Not that it will make any difference.

And why would ‘we’ need to know who they are, Nigel?

I am nursing a Halloween hangover so I’m feeling quite fragile, but this tipped me over the edge 😭❤️

As there’s now one going spare, I think Prince Gunkle has a certain ring to it

Tonight’s outfit 🧛‍♂️ 🩸

Climb on 🚲 💪 🎃

The timing is perfect. Go outside. Sniff the air… that’s the boiling piss of TERFs

Hallowe’ens coming! 🧁 👻 🎃

Bravo 🏳️‍⚧️

Amazon just laid off 14000 people and they sent this text to those affected. A prime example of what’s wrong with the world

30 minutes climb with dishy Denis 🚲💪

And the genocide goes on. I don’t think Netanyahu is human. Evil, soulless, ghoul.

Farage: epic grifter

I read this on LinkedIn this morning. For context, a recruiter had sent a shortlist of candidates to a client…

30 minutes to start the week 🚲 💪 Have a good one

I contacted Virgin Media as my picture was pixelated while watching football (how butch) and they gave me a Netflix subscription for free.

If anyone pronounces it like ‘that’, I’m unfriending 😂

Watched this last night. Great idea but a weak delivery, not enough jumpy moments for me 6/10

I never knew you could ‘hide’ artists on Spotify. Now I won’t accidentally hear Roisin Terfy’s music any more 🙌

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Dogs are amazing at telling you when it’s time for their dinner or walkies, but terrible at knowing when the clocks change 😴🙄

Gulp

Top of the leaderboard - go the gays 🌈🚲💪

“The couple’s greatest shock came when they discovered that the graves of their relatives, buried near their home, had been bulldozed and their remains scattered.” Why? Why would Israel need to bulldoze graves? Did they think Hamas was hiding in them? 🙄 Evil. Cruel.

Kid crush.

What a photo.

30 minutes 🚲 💪

That hat is appropriate…D

He just can’t help himself. Moron.

Since I restarted the exercise, I’ve cycled 305 miles in 3 months. Feels like I’ve cycled across the world some days 💦 💪 🚲