What a line!

Another day of living in the UK during another unprecedented heatwave

I shit you not, there’s kids still cutting about in hoodies. ☀️🤮

Hello everyone over 40: Look what I found!

When Starmer didn’t deliver on this, he lost me.

No fucking way! I was just listening to Sunny by Boney M on my phone and I walked into a shop… and Sunny by Boney M was playing on their speakers. Very freaked out! Literally got shivers lol

it's even better than I dared imagine

Thank you Sir Keir, for everything. The everything in question:

Save the sympathy for Starmer. He enthusiastically endorsed Epstein bestie Peter Mandelson for US Ambassador, and that alone should’ve forced his resignation.

Goodbye to the worst labour PM of all time. A devious and morally bankrupt ignoramus.

🎶 Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think, a little tooooooo ironic 🎶

He could’ve added “two year Keir” or something, this is unusually sauceless.

The elite commentariat (who are completely out of touch) should all be exiled.

going through old clothes to shore up room and not that many years ago i was wearing t-shirts that were extra bloody small 💀

Katie Hopkins was ejected from a pub in east london and did NOT take it well.

The American mind cannot comprehend British democracy!

Rob Kenyon will now have plenty of time for his one true passion in life: thinking about Carol Vorderman’s arsehole.

Hello, homosexuals, yes, quick question. Have you plied your trade lately?

POST RARE SIR KIERS BEFORE HE MAKES IT ILLEGAL

Fucking hell 😂

PLY THEIR TRADE

On Saturday, I randomly collapsed in a coffee shop. Came round on the floor with ppl around me and a guy frantically repeating “stay with me!” 😵‍💫 Ambulance came pretty swiftly and took me to hospital, tests to my heart and head fine, left hospital that night. Follow up today, hoping all is ok! 🙏

England fans booing the hydration break is the highlight of the world cup!

Hydration break.

looking forward to the england match! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

ok ok i’ll watch the world cup

some fucker right in front of me bought the last 3 steak bakes

Another glorious summer’s day in London.

Thinking about this hall of famer today.

When I get 5 likes on an instagram reel

One year ago today. Time flies when everything is absolutely fucking mental.

Starmer’s Britain.

I love home bargains. It’s such a camp shop!

The kids will scoff, but there was way less daily admin before social media. Sometimes I think about becoming a nomad. 👵🏼

Last week I was sweltering in shorts, today I’m back in a winter jacket. Sign of the times.

One year ago. I did that. 🥹

the fucking irony lmao

DIFFERENT THOUGHTS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Run along now, dear. And do something less taxing!

me in the greggs queue eyeing up which is the best steak bake

The social contract is breaking down in the UK thanks to terfs and assorted extremist groups.

Marks and Spencers (and other places, quite frankly) should think seriously about protecting their staff from insane harassment and doxing by prohibiting the videoing of staff in their stores, which are private businesses not public spaces.

Well I think I chose the right week to have off.

what are those mushroom coconut sweets called?

Taking it up the arse for a living is more respectable than being a Reform councillor. www.lbc.co.uk/article/refo...

Put someone in front of him who doesn’t start packing their shopping till it’s all been scanned and has never encountered humans before.

Imagine being more unpopular than Keir bloody Starmer.

WES WE CAN! Let Wes Streeting become PM. It will be insanely funny to see him lose his seat at the next GE, and turbocharge Labour’s demise.

This is where we are.

If Labour thinks Wes Streeting is the solution to their woes then they ought to brace for an extinction event because he is another extreme centrist with dodgy ties that the public will see straight through.

It turns out deliberately cultivating a 400 strong party of lobby fodder was perhaps not the masterstroke it was initially advertised as.