WES WE CAN! Let Wes Streeting become PM. It will be insanely funny to see him lose his seat at the next GE, and turbocharge Labour’s demise.

This is where we are.

If Labour thinks Wes Streeting is the solution to their woes then they ought to brace for an extinction event because he is another extreme centrist with dodgy ties that the public will see straight through.

It turns out deliberately cultivating a 400 strong party of lobby fodder was perhaps not the masterstroke it was initially advertised as.

Imagine how embarrassing it will be if we have a PM called bloody Wes.

We are all Catherine West. 🫡

“Gordon, do you take this failing Prime Minister…” 💒 💏

Starmer doesn’t listen to the electorate at all, he just brings back Labour folk from 20 years ago and looks at you like this.

Trump comes oot as a scottish nationalist.

Keir Starmer has 403 Labour MPs but he’s bringing back Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman. Worrying that he clearly thinks there’s no one capable in that 403. Just another empty stunt from a lame duck PM

*stares in not London*

Reform’s Britain.

Scottish and Welsh Labour leaders BOTH lost, but Starmer reckons he should stay on. Absolutely deluded.

Off to my HIV check up. Thank you NHS.✨

amazingly not a winning strategy 🤯

Incredible 🤪

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Another lurch to the right should do it, Keir! 👍

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At least Polanski had the balls to face Kuenssberg this morning; Farage chickened out. And if that’s him with a journalist, imagine with a hostile power. We don’t want a leader who shits his mustard slacks at the first sign of confrontation and scrutiny.

Starmer’s Labour 🥀

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A leadership election with two of the most detestable and craven shitebags, Starmer and Streeting, going at each other’s throats, would unite the country right now.

Guy in this coffee shop with his missus just said “hello, I know your face from somewhere” and many years of being around drag queens almost had me replying “have you sat on it?” but I didn’t let the intrusive thoughts win.

RIP Kevin Coyle 💚🌈

American shooters when the targets aren’t schoolchildren.

meanwhile on facebook

So the guy who lied to become leader of the party… lies about other stuff, too. Shocking

This is way funnier than it should be 🤣🤣🤣

Nobody Absolutely nobody Roadrunner:

someone has been doing this for 10 minutes; at this point girl just bloody call me because i feel sorry for your fingers

The day that Starmer, Reeves, Lammy and Streeting are gone from public life will be a great one. A total shower of absolute shite.

😭 I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes. If it wasn’t for the date, I’d believe it to be real.

Trump really underestimates how much the world hates him. And how beloved The Pope has become.

nice day in soho

A couple who are absolutely steaming got on this train at the last stop and the woman has been laughing uncontrollably at nothing for 15 mins. Unnerving to say the least.

*Netanyahu threatens Spain* Spaniards:

God I LOVE a proper juicy natter with an old school queen on the phone (which i’ve just done). An hour of catching up, giving it to them all, trading goss, none of this laborious texting business. Feel rejuvenated now. 👵🏼 ✨

Pedro Sanchez is the best leader in the world right now, by a mile.

OMG Spring has finally sprung, bitches! 🫦

Who needs drugs…

Gosh i’ve been so broody lately. Maybe I do want to be a gay daddy.

The two American leaders…

😁

such a good feeling doing this for a few hours, especially in this age when so many folk think it’s a fundamental right to have a direct line to people at any given time.

Catholic aesthetic is unmatched 👀

2-1 to Ireland. Get the holy water out! 🙏 #worldcup #coybig