Skircle has a new feature - Skircle All Stars based on all your previous Skircles. These are all the most horrendous people, OF ALL TIME.

Takeback to when @mikeygow.bsky.social recorded an Everton themed fitness DVD at Edge Hill University. #TBT #EFC #REDHAIRDONTCARE

Joffrey Epstein.

The Premier League have just announced they're moving our fixture with Chelsea anyway as they feel the schedule can handle it and they are looking to boost Monday night viewing figures.

Oh he's not gonna like this

You would think that is a lot of money, but here's some context. If Elon Musk paid Ronaldo that every single day he would be able to pay him for 3938 years.

Evil Mother Sends Most Disposable Offspring Back To Shore Past Sharks And Killer Jellyfish To Save Lesser Disposable Siblings And Herself www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

See Woolfinder has bagged himself a ticket in the Ivory Coast end for the Scotland match.

I blame @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social.

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Transfer Window Closed! Here we go! #Welcome #UTFT 💙💙

You're Georgeous to the tune of You're Gorgeous by Babybird. Anyone? ANYONE??

Hopefully this means Braiden Graham steps into the first team fray now.

Stop it lad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Goodbye sweet Prince.

That beaut on sky just said the buy option price on George is a lot higher than people will expect.

Could also be Kristi Noem, Erika Kirk etc.etc.

I'd sell him anyway but we are weaker than the start of the transfer window without McNeil.

Treebeard

So Wilson's a deffo no-go and so is Norton-Cuffy, Dwight's staying and so is Patto after it all looked so promising earlier.

This is a steal for £2m he's much better than Myko.

Oh, that's a beauty!!

Can I be arsed making a new one for McNeil to Palace or can you just imagine it for me instead?

Finish werk in 15 minutes, do I... A: go home get in bed wake up at 7 and see who we've signed/not signed? B: go home, refresh my feed every 15-20 seconds and probably send myself into a huge mental breakdown?

This is who runs this account.

If Leeds do not add another signing... 1️⃣ They will stay up 2️⃣ They will go down 3️⃣ I really can't say 📊 Show results

I knew that Sunday Love Songs show on BBC Radio 2 was a massive bloody smokescreen.

Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"

Fuck me, this is glorious! Andrea Jenkyns got absolutely bodied! Well done Marina.

Tyrique George has been updating his journey this morning on social media. It's not looking good lads.

I never realised he was 28, thought he was still 24/25. Great player but I'd still go without at this point. Still be happy if he's signed today though. 🤷‍♂️

I got a request to make this on the other platform but it's made me laugh so much I'm posting here too Moyes x The Prodigy

More AI Slop.

Forget the RB and LB issues, Beto not going Juventus is like a new signing. #TransferDeadlineDay

My adverts appear to think I'm Stan Collymore, how are your algorithms??

Aren't old postboxes brilliant?

Wait, so the president shat himself AND the president SHOT himself??

Bumped into @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social down Dobbies earlier, good to see you lad.

Should Tyrique George sign, the winger will be the 1st Tyrique to play for Everton and the first Tyrique with George as a surname 🔵⚽️ It's the least most common name to represent the Blues.

Father in law just won 200 quid on my betting account, asked me to put Utd 3-2 on for him. Did I match him I hear you ask? Did I fuck. Bastard!

I need your gilet, your white socks and your mini-moto.

Poor deluded fella thinks he's Staveros or something.

When you're not in the Royal Rumble at 5 and standing in for Celine Dion at 8.

Me and the wife are doing a road trip round France in May and told her I wanted to visit the Netflix region. Her: The Netflix region? Me: Dordogne!

Incorrect. This is "Death of a Woolfinder" by Raphael. 1513.

Anyone got a flake?