Takes swig of beer, gargles Happy Birthday.

I don't believe the link like but if this goes through and we haven't bothered looking at LB and RB then all faith in the new recruitment team, Moyes, Kinnear and TFG is gone for me. Every Evertonian can see what we need but they can't?! Bizarre.

Rather than hunting down immigrants he should probably hunt down a new tailor, looks like a kid on his way home from school.

Nil Satis Nisi Opti.... That'll do.

Brian Woolminder.

Lads, new rule. You have to stop letting your kids take rides on Harry Maguire like he's a donkey on Blackpool Beach.

@domingo.bsky.social He's back!

Poo with a view!

Spell professionalism. Homan: M U R D E R?

I'd just like to say Fuck ICE and all that, but do they not have car washes in America??

"A pony is a childhood dream. A horse is an adulthood treasure."

Mikey Woolbrandt!

BMX moves have changed since my days.

That my friend, is @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social.

Ah shit, knew I shouldn't have started watching this.

Raheem Sterling anyone??

Sports I wanna see at Hill Dickinson Stadium rather than rugby - No.1

Me: Create an image of a probable serial killer who's face has been stuck on someone else's face with Pritt-Stick. ChatGPT:

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Brian Whelkfinder

Posted without comment.

Grandad's gone too.

What an utterly bizarre interview on Sky News with an Iowan resident there. Is she sad? Really??

Good God, @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social WTF are you up to now?!

But creepy, lad.

Close up magic.

This.

Patterson is so bad Reform have offered him a position

JB coming on!

New Kelly Reilly drama coming out btw just seen the advert - Under Salt Marsh. Everton probably not gonna do the biz but...

Wholesale changes needed halftime. Branthwaite on for Myko, Dibling on for McNeil, KDH for Gana, Travers for Patterson.

I think some people have the wrong impression of Bluesky Corner 😳

Sometimes after a long day all you want to do is kick off your shoes and soak your feet in a nice drain full of leaves #selfcare

This is the kind of humour we need from a Prime Minister, keep going Andy!

Turn the car round love, I don't think this is the right place?!

Darth Silli-idious

Hope everyone in the US is ok. Well, not everyone. Not Donald Trump, JD vance, Kristi Noem, Greg Bovino, Karoline Leavitt, ICE agents or anyone associated with these thugs. But everyone else. 💙 news.sky.com/story/us-wea...

I will.

Kemi's 1st pick.

When you've got a cabinet meeting at 10 but blowing up Alderaan at noon.

"Sir, we've lost the massivecock subreddit"

And it's on her right wing!

That ain't Julian Clary.

It's all about the dum dum diddy dum dum.

Labour's NEC have blocked Burnham the fucking shithouses. "Starmer's a massive fanny and told us to block him" said Chair of the NEC, Shabana Mahmood.