Just dropped my sander and brought it down with my foot like Iliman Ndiaye trapping a 50 yard lobbed pass from Michael Keane. Didn't hurt, no effect. Still got it.

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Listening to Placebo then realising it might not actually be Placebo but a Placebo of Placebo.

open.spotify.com/track/10CiC7... CHOOOON

Lot of talk about DCL at the minute. Beto has a better goals per minute than him. Make of that what you will.

No player made more tackles than him, no player created more chances than him and no player made more final third passes than him. What did you make of James Garner's performance tonight? He's our mini Valverde. 👀

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I don't why it incenses me so much that Where's Wally is called Where's Waldo in the US but it does.

Rename it No Kings/Dictators/Autocrats/Despots/Tyrants Day. 🤦‍♀️

Hahaha no red card for 2 yellows then a pen for a coming together 🤣 England getting proper Evertoned.

Jimmy Garner on England corners 👀

The Paul Gascoigne of golf.

What the fuck are they on Ian Wright's feet?!

Garner starts so, for the first time in a long time I'm watching the England match. #UTFT

Some woman just won 550 grand on Heart FM and didn't even sound arsed... Or surprised. Anyone ever actually won anything decent on these things?

Denise Barrett-Baxendale is looking rough these days.

Time to get excited boys, it's nearly Measter.

See Bristol City just became the latest meme club by appointing Roy Hodgson.

See you've been advertising aubergines in Costco lad @mikeygow.bsky.social

Seamus Colemannnnn

Everton are fighting the ridiculous punishment that Chelsea were given! #VILLA #chelseacheats #cheats #Everton

Now do Crazy Horses.

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy

Martin Lewis when he gets canonized.

Walking into the boozer after Mo Salah's final Derby match. Everton 3 - 0 Liverpool

Oh really, do we now?

Listen up America, $40 for a $50 Xbox voucher seems like decent business to me.

Salah-ng, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.

Premier League Player of the Matchweek - Betonaldo!

It's... Toadfish from Neighbours.

The fuck?!

Ok but what's with the beat boxing?

Has anyone tried this yet?

Trouble at the Toon.

9 including @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social and @ukefc.bsky.social

Welsh language speakers sneezing.

Gotta go balls out for Harold Wilson in the summer.

Someone sort him out.

Gearing up to watch SNL UK just to watch it fucking burn.

Hannibal Lecter, 1991.

BETO 'CLUBBER LANG' LAD

Hannibal Lecter, 1991.

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