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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

That Ed Gein thing on Netflix was absolute cack. Who knew you could be committed to an asylum in Arse End, Wisconsin and end up with an Irish accent :/

A red sent me that video of the rodent on the pitch at HDS. I replied ‘They sit in the stands at Anfield’ and got no response. I think the office might be a little chilly tomorrow :)

Sitting in the dark on my own watching the Gein series on Netflix. I cannot be scared while he continues to talk like Mickey Mouse, honestly

Hope everyone in the upper South survived that late winner, was bedlam in block 11 so can’t imagine what it was like up there!

Well I never felt more like singing the Blues When Everton haven’t played yet And Libpewl lose

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It’s almost worse that PGMOL has admitted that the KDH bookings were ridiculous but can’t rescind them 😡

People moaning about the lack of atmosphere in the new place. It’s no worse than Goodison for me, if anything it’s louder when it gets going. Having a go at people not standing in the upper south when I’d say that’s fair enough

That ‘sold your soul’ ditty seems popular with the away fans. Particularly amusing given that West Am play in an ex athletics stadium where the first row of seats is approximately half a mile from the pitch

Took me half an hour to get out the car park, was fuming until I saw the queues for the shuttle buses and down Sandhills Lane. I’ll take sitting in my car for half an hour over that, especially for night matches

How is Woltemande only 23?

Karen Carney on Strictly was sensational, dahling 👏

Up the fucking Palace!!!

Up the Palace

Unpopular opinion - the race scenes in Cars were more exciting than the ones in F1 and the commentary was more realistic

Finally got a response and replacement programme hopefully on the way 🤞🏼

@fanservices.evertonfc.com @efcfansforum.bsky.social @efc-fanadvisory.bsky.social Getting ridiculous now. I’ve even been forced to use Twitter 😡

Might have come away with a point if we’d turned up first half but somehow I feel like the EPL machine would’ve found a way of stopping their darlings from being embarrassed. Please God, let’s fucking do them at HDS, I can’t put into words how much I despise them and their mutant following

Ref in the pocket AGAIN

Shows how fucking arrogant these twats are, stopping us taking a throw in so they can get subs on who weren’t even ready !!!

I fucking hate Van Donkey. This is not news, I just had to say it.

WTF is all the hugging in the tunnel about? I’m full Roy Keane, kick ‘em the shins, they’re the enemy!!

Are Everton playing? Wouldn’t know it from this coverage

I know there’s more important issues going on in the world but 6 points on from the point of order, I still haven’t had my Brighton programme and can’t get any help from anyone at the club, despite trying several different avenues. Absolute joke

Any good movie recommendations, blues. Nothing scary or 80% stunts and 20% dialogue. A good drama or psychological thriller, even an old one. Thanks in advance x

Gary Neville is proof you can provide unbiased commentary even when your team’s playing, unlike the other gobshite

Is the Women’s game on anywhere?

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That little interlude in the second half when the whole stadium sang Spirit of the Blues was boss 💙

Beto belongs to another Everton, the hard up, fighting for survival side of recent years He’s not equipped for what this version of Everton wants to do Works his arse off but does not have what it takes to kick us on, and never will A better forward would’ve got a brace today

What a gobshite that Martinez is, I hope he gets crabs

I dreamt last night that I was sitting next to Tarkowski at the theatre. I asked him for tickets to any away game because they’re so hard to get. He said no he couldn’t but did promise another derby goal - you heard it here first :)

Me and my late mum make up part of Super Kev on the fan wall, properly chuffed 💙

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Separated at birth

Has anyone had their Brighton programme yet?

Is all the international bolleaux over now?

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Aww, up doh Toffees, Merlin

Sex and drugs and Merlin Rohl!

Even if we don’t end up signing a right back, if you’re moaning about our summer transfer business then I’m afraid you’re just attention-seeking. Think back over the last few years and give your tête a osciller

I have to say, I’m concerned for the mental wellbeing of some Evertonians now that the Toffees are going to be good again

Is this German kid a bit of a Rohl(s) Royce then? Magic, if so