Big center aaaf

Carlo Ancelotti signing a 4 yr contract extension for Brazil, like he's got a new lease of life. Not quite Crosby beach!

A Greek accountant is interviewing for a new job. The interviewer asks, "What is two plus two?" The accountant stands up, locks the door, closes the blinds, sits down, and whispers: "What do you want it to be?"

And make the away players each be made to dive into the bogs for a heroin suppository before the match?

Without trying to disgust anyone, I've just blew my nose and what came out was British Racing Green. Am I dying?

Fashion is taking the piss now isn't it, I've just seen a woman dressed like a Victorian Child shopping in Tesco

Hope Russia is making major moves in the next couple of weeks. Just fucking drop them you crazy Soviet cleansers.

@ped7.toffeetvefc.com have they just swerved inviting Everton to The Overlaps Fan Debate?

Hates his fans. Hates performing. Hates sharing music. Deliberately makes It hard to get hold of his work. But YouTube always delivers. Here is the bastard in it's entirety. This album was basically Sunday Mass for anyone who didn't believe in God or Love at the time. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

Going to start my own business this year. Fuck it, I'm going legit people. I'm converting a Nissan Navara into a window cleaning station. Get your fucking orders in. I'll jet-wash your wheelie bins for an extra score.

I'm really struggling to work out what has happened with his agents hair.

Arsenal's atmosphere is fucking grim isn't it.

Be interesting to see how Barkley does starting for Villa against this Newcastle team

When ze Seagulls follow ze trawler

I reckon Rio Ferdinand has a special room designated to him in the underworld when he passes. Not only because he can't be assed paying tax or is a jaw swinging gurner who was basically carried by Vidic for years but cheating while your wife is dying in hospital probably takes the top spot.

We have a lad there in the youth team banging goals in whenever he plays. How about playing him for actual Everton? Honestly what the fucks the worst that could happen?

Well worth 60 seconds of your time! 😂😂

Everton are so risk averse it's starting to become a problem. The club "monitor" and keep prospects at arms length, only to then turn and sign an old warhouse with "Prem experience". It's a fucking grim state of affairs.

Gareth Barry has played in excess of 13,900 more Premier League minutes than James Milner 🤯 Despite them now being tied on a record 653 appearances apiece, Barry has been on the field for more than four full seasons longer than Milner 👏

Are we allowed to pull people's hair again

Sunderland at home to Liverpool is it?

Very grim performance and result.

Should of left Barry on to be honest

My days Everton, you've went full shite tonight lads

Headloss from everyone in blue as soon as they scored

Complete capitulation. Fucking stupid cunts. We deserve nothing.

Embarrassing

Own fault. Should of been out of sight

~ Joseph Stallin, 1952.

@topbalcboy.bsky.social already said it.

Great sticker in Toxteth.

Can't help but burst out laughing when I hear this

Weekend was very fuckin

What a weekend!😂✊🏻

I won't speak bad on City again. Well done lads.

Ahhhh hahahaha get another one citehhhh

Watching city play is like doing the dishes. It's fucking mundane.

I do find it funny that James Milner is just hanging around for a record like some jaded cop ticking the days off until he gets his pension.

James Garner is better at football than Adam Wharton. Prove me wrong

When them subs came on, everything came together.

We are literally playing with 10 men here. Mykolenko might as well be a ball boy that takes the odd throw in

An injured Branthwaite is still better than Mykolenko on the left.

I'm feeling hard done by here. Barry was centimetres from reaching that cross and Castagne has committed assault a few times in that first half.

Some of the decisions our players make man. Jesus wept.

Fucking hell. Why is everything so rushed.

These all need fucking off. Every single defender needs legged. They are all pony.