That handball shout more of a handball than Tarky at Leeds?

Mike’s enjoying his new role at the Yosemite PR Department.

Love Sky trolling kopites with the Trivago Klopp ads during the MNF post-mortem.

I hope you’re all watching MNF. Spitty is gonna cry.

Maddison on MNF. Has he retired now?

@danfriedkinscp.bsky.social I’ve DM’d you. Let me know.

Here we go!

Do you remember when this wanker posted this shite? What a loser.

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor as the removal vans arrive.

Whatever the handball rules are, if they don’t stop you killing the ball dead so you can shoot at goal, there’s something wrong. Without the handball, the ball goes past him.

Amex is half empty here. The minute their recruitment stops supporting them, they’ll get relegated again.

Noticed that the goal Barry scored yesterday looks very like all the goals he scored last season. We need to find a way of putting him in at pace more.

Leeds fans realising why we call them gobshites.

How utterly delicious.

@travisbl.bsky.social you’d like this one if you haven’t had it yet. Awesome pint.

The big lad is up. I’m guessing Christmas starts here!

So 3 points against Chelsea then lads, yeah?

Just had to spend a work night out with a kopite from Hull who’s never been to Anfield who tried to tell me that Pickford has always been the third keeper on Merseyside. He couldn’t remember the other keeper’s names. I didn’t twat him….proud of me?

Always said about managers at the Brighton/Bournemouth/Brentford type clubs, no one notices/cares when they lose. Frank maybe getting found out at Spurs, and Bournemouth on a run worse than anyone but Wolves. Would have bitten your arm off at Iraola, and still might, but it’s no guarantee of success

Grealish tapping up Semenyo there.

Dirty Jack

0-0 Iraola brings on a kid for his 3rd appearance. See, it can be done.

Just don’t understand the Alcaraz love-in. Average at best.

Some proper fragile egos on here. If you have to block someone because they ask you to evidence your claims that Everton’s owners don’t want to improve the club, maybe social media isn’t for you. Or maybe you have no evidence.

Bottom half investment Mid table squad Mid table manager Champions League stadium Champions League owners Champions League ambition Champions League future Have a beer Give it time

On the day we dedicate the Gary Speed bench, we have people calling our players cowards and worse because they failed to entertain us to our satisfaction. It’s a fucking game and they are humans. Get some fucking perspective or get rid of the bench.

Nice pizza, few beers, crackling fire, and a hearty fuck off Everton.

WTF it’s going on in gyms? One fella in his site gear complete with steel toe cap trainers doing weights, and another in jeans and collared formal shirt on the treadmill. Gym’s gone.

The system couldn’t be more bent. Not a spade in the ground and doubt over whether it will be built, but the FA has it as a host stadium for a major tournament. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Worth mentioning the great job Angus Kinnear seems to be doing. That Magic Weekend is a hell of a coup and things like that only increase our leverage with our sponsors. More to come too. I’m sure others won’t be convinced as ‘Leeds fans weren’t impressed’ but the deals can do the talking for me.

Fucking proud of those boys.

Who do I have to shag to get Grealish to shoot?

Oh well never mind. Time to read my book.

When you have these in your hotel room, you know you’re in the country.

How many games do Liverpool have to lose before the media stop saying the latest one is unexpected?

Arrive at country pub in the Forest of Bowland, few beers and a nice lunch, walk up Pendle Hill, come back to the pub and have a few pints, check the footie scores….

Nice retro kick off over the North Sea.

Why the government and normal people are going broke (on Sky News just now)

Scoring seven goals but getting completely upstaged by your neighbours is peak Welsh.

The new start to Scotland’s anthem is going to take some getting used to.

What the McFuck was that!

Rush hour into Manchester today. Sound.

Greatest theft in our time. Carried out in broad daylight, right under our noses, with our consent.

Turned over to the American footie Commentator - ‘He fires into his young tight end’ Turns back again.

My first taste of @denbighcastle.bsky.social what a cracking boozer.

Right, can’t sit around judging people for the overly generic lists they make. To the alemobile!

Get to know your followers 10 random things you like Everton Going to the pub Music that turns my head Weekends away in the north Rugby union Brooklyn in the sunshine Arguments Early morning long walks History Anything in pastry

In the Guardian comments this morning. I nearly fell off my chair.

Pickford injured

Right blues, I need two absolute class boozers in town before I settle at Shenanigans for the rugby on Sat. What would be your last two town boozers before you get executed?