William Gladstone 1886.

Edin Dzeko just scored. Wonder if it would be worth having a punt on him and his carer in the summer.

Should be zero. If you choose to live elsewhere, good luck to you, but you shouldn’t get to influence UK politics.

Now who can play on the right wing that the shite might want?

Someone in work has just said ‘actions speak louder than worms’, and for a second I wondered if it was me that had been saying it wrong my whole life.

I’m lost for words.

I know I’m weird, but I’ve never understood singing a song about the country I was born in, asking a supernatural deity to save some bloke I don’t know.

A mark of how good Illy’s finish was is that I’ve watched it a few thousand times and I still can’t tell if it touched the bar on its way in.

Imagine spending all that money to be that fucking boring?

Bear pit blues. Get in!!!

Shite music. Signed, an Everton Da

I want these on postcards. Can they do us as well?

Any whispers on what the Tark/JB situation was? Weird ‘no comments’ from Moyes.

The emotional incontinence is strong this evening.

Watching England be shit now so shut up with all your Everton wank.

Bonnie Blue 2025.

We had 11 players out of contract last summer after a season where we were many people’s favourites for relegation. We moved stadiums and are bedding in new players. We’ve just gone toe to toe with the champions elect for 80 mins and could have been 2 up at half time.

If you’re blaming Pickford for losing to Arsenal, you’re a bellend. We’d be in playing Burton Albion today without him.

The difference between champions and alsorans is putting chances away. No arguments. Hope it’s us one day.

Jordan sniffing his own jockstrap there.

Redknapp is going to sob in a minute. All that fit-wife rejection is going to come flooding out at last. Sad cunt.

He’s off the fucking pitch!!

If you can’t have VAR every game in the FA Cup, don’t have it in any game.

Fucking hilarious

Haha

Nighty night, Ian.

Well, Messi can fuck off too.

Brilliant from the Guardian. ‘At half-time there were images of fans streaming away from the stadium. To his credit Tudor decided to stay for the second half.’

If Spurs go down, how’s the Championship going to cope with this?

I simply can’t put into words the levels of hatred I have for cunts like this. Burning the UK from afar to make a few more quid. Up against the wall. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

In the office today. Bad: Traffic Good: Cakes

Fuck off Forest.

Me tonight.

In the Dock Wall if anyone fancies getting buried under it.

I do one line on the lottery. This is February. Every single one of the fuckers is a free lucky dip. I’d rather not win anything.

Evertonians reposting titty pics was not on my bingo card tonight. Interesting new development 😂😂

Jordan Pickford’s consistent excellence is still a little overlooked, I reckon. This year he will likely become the longest-serving undisputed England No. 1 in history. He’s been at peak performance for almost half a decade. Column. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

Good to see the JP song getting a shout out in the Guardian.

My favourite ever Everton Bluesky interaction.

Our starting line up is going to be this sexy in a couple of years. Good looking shiny bastards.

If we don’t press the shit out of that Chelsea back line we need shagging with a bandsman’s trumpet. * *we won’t press the shit out of that Chelsea back line.

No fan of Chelsea but that’s justice. How Rice can flick the ball with his elbow and it not be a penalty I’ve no idea.

Great point just made by Jonathan Liew on Sky talking about the disgraceful Leeds booing. Showed the Mail back page complaining about the booing and then turned the paper over and showed the front page trumpeting Farage’s shite about the Gorton by-election. Rank hypocrisy.

Hot take of the day…

Wonder if Joelinton has been booked yet.

Mrs has got the Brits on. Absolutely astounded that Sam Fender didn’t mention Newcastle like he normally does.

Watching LEI v NOR. Everton near misses #3489 - Harry Winks.

Penny drops on the Tyne.

You can collect as many England goalkeepers you like, but you’ll never have ‘the’ England goalkeeper.