Sky going all out on the Widdecombe story. 😂

Gerry Adams, Stormont, Dec 2006.

Messi

That result fucking sphinx

Earl Edwin of Mercia 1066

#DYGHOTP ?

CEO Bang Records 1968.

Man v Food interviewing Augustus Gloop.

Was in a very small and very busy country pub tonight, waiting patiently at the bar. I heard the manger say to the young lad serving, “serve the tall fella in the ‘Goodison Park School of Science’ t-shirt next.” Thank you @evertonthegear.co.uk

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Comforting that Soccer Aid is still a platform for that cod-faced twat Williams to promote himself.

It’s about time Arsenal cancelled a partey.

King Harold, first French archers attack, 1066.

Bet that city fan has taken his little bottle out of retirement tonight. Daft cunt.

Carlo Ancelotti

Poor West Ham 😬

The real reason for the crucifixion.

One way or another, Jake ain’t seeing 90mins.

There’s a fair amount of ‘crying it in’ going on today. 😂😂

Why do I feel like there’s a story coming from tomorrow’s games?

How does the Esk always get the ‘fan’s opinion’ gig in the Guardian? Typically ill-informed and miserable.

World Cup was only thing stopping me head-butting some prick, confesses Maguire buff.ly/HPv4OWL

A timely reminder that the club said last year it’s not in the business of letting players run down their contract and walk away for nothing anymore.

Karlie Bollocko on Sky Sports is fucking loving this.

Really wanna see those Southampton wankers with the binoculars and branches now. Wonder if they’ve stopped grinning.

If I’d bought a football club that was on the point of administration, I invested in it, re-financed it, avoided any further sanctions and legal action, designed a business and coaching structure, recruited into the structure with top targets, totally changed how the club is viewed outwardly…

And now over to Hill Dickinson stadium for the latest from our Sky correspondent.

Great first week as Joshua Zirkzee’s finishing coach.

YER MAAAAA

Imagine on our attacks Mykolenko coming inside as a second centre forward? 😂😂

Thinking of getting into Scottish football - can anyone recommend a team to irrationally hate with all my heart?

And some would turn their nose up at McGinn.

Must have hurt that for Mac Allister.

Yeeessssss

Slobbyzai kicks people all over the place with no card. Watkins kicks a ball into a goal - yellow card. Fucking horse shit.

Oh oh oh it’s magic

Mac Allister is shit, isn’t he.

Anyone watching the shite tonight? Love watching them lose but hate myself if I see them score. Dilemma.

Fuck me our neighbours must have a shit load of gold.

So if we were down ‘there’ again, would you rather have Spurs last two games (yes I know we’re one of them-but a team in our position) or Whams last two games?

George Washington 1789.

Muting everything until Starmer fucks off.

Why’s everyone stressing about Keir Starmer when we have no idea who our top full back targets are this summer?

Whether it’s a foul or not - your choice, the fact is that some teams get those reviews and others don’t. That’s what stinks.

Get in!!!

Gutted

Drawing our way to mediocrity.

Criminal that when Tarky cleared the ball almost to the halfway line, no one came out. They were clearly told to sit back on a one goal lead. This is what we get.

Big beautiful bastard.