PGMOL statement this evening. ‘having reviewed the score line from today’s game at Stamford Bridge, PGMOL would like to apologise to Liverpool Football Club’.

Straight on the Guardian match report BTL to hear from a load of Home Counties kopite cunts how they’re glad they lost as it will make them stronger.

Hahahahahhahahahahahjahahahahaahahahaha Cunts

I simply can’t cope with Joe Rodon’s face.

Nice little reminder of the development arcs of young footballers watching Semenyo tonight. Let them grow and see what you get.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Pedestrian at best. If we play this system we need mobile fullbacks.

Morning Blues. My son might not make the game tonight as he’s full of cold. Anyone know if he can transfer his u17 season ticket to my wife who is a member? Happy to pay to upgrade but just don’t know if it’s possible. Google hasn’t been much help. Cheers

Do we really want a kopite winning it outright for us 😬

Never in doubt

Prime DCL performance yesterday, should have had a hat-trick. Always thought he’d do better if we made more opportunities for him, but maybe not. Shame for him.

One thing that is obvious from this weekend is that we need to stop respecting the sky 6 and just get into them. Brentford and Palace showed what you can achieve if you go into the game expecting to beat your opponent, not contain them. UTFT!

Ok, for all you ‘what’s the problem with compulsory ID card’ people..a scenario. Pick whatever your cause is, anti-racism, anti govt, whatever the fuck. You go to a peaceful protest as you are legally entitled to. A police officer asks to check your id that it is compulsory to have.

Never fails to amaze me how many super-socialist blues have the most right wing opinions.

Can we do that band names thing again?

Not interested in seeing McNeil again and Iroegbunam should only be seen in the direst of emergencies. Charly has to fight Jake O’Brien over 3 rounds to get another start. Oh, and the rest of them can fuck off tonight.

Well, you get what you deserve in this game.

If Charlie power puffs one more contact I’m gonna play his plums like maracas. Get off the fucking floor lad.

Not a violent man, never have been, but the comments below any football piece in the Guardian could change me. It’s the mothership of Home Counties reds and they completely destroy any discussion like fucking knotweed.

Martinelli scored a better goal than the shite’s first yesterday and the commentators managed not to wank themselves unconscious over it. See, it can be done.

How much added time we having here? 3 minutes is about average, right?

Fucking hell, I’ve just realised I love Everton again! Win, lose or draw, I’m just dying to see them play again. It’s been a while.

This match is perfectly set up for Utd to lose 2-3.

Quite enjoyed Austin Healey ripping Danny Care for supporting Liverpool. Enjoyed Care spluttering his way through trying to explain why even more.

Thanks to all the Liverpool fans in the front rows for reminding me to order my new iPhone. 👍

They are as strong as they are ever going to be. Won it last season and added hundreds of millions of talent. We are one window with some money out from our lowest ebb, and it was their fans shitting it at the end. Wish we hadn’t given them a head start, but we did ok. They aren’t our target yet.

When even the red-clad commentary team are scratching their heads at 3 mins added time, you have to ask questions.

VAR now looking back to 2006 to see if there was anything in the buildup.

Mentioned Tarky’s goal and I said to my lad, ‘countdown how long before they say he should have been sent off at Anfield’. Reader, it was 4 seconds.

Bear with me, I anticipate your disagreement. There is a clear pattern to the advice given to those who want to press back against rising racism. What it boils down to is that if you point out that racism is often being dressed up as “legitimate concerns” you will alienate people. /1

My apologies for laughing at the people putting the heating on last week.

Frustrating but after the recent defensive lapses it’s good to see a makeshift back four untroubled.

Busy day yesterday and missed this. Nice piece. www.theguardian.com/football/who...

Shite fans signing YNWA at the start and then getting off with 20 to go. Biggest myth in football.

Oh I never felt more like singing the Blues….

They’re lucky we gave them a chance in the first half.

Hahaha get in! 💙

Commentator at Anfield just referred to the Everton fans as ‘the travelling fans’. 😂😂

Anyone know if you need to have a paid membership, rather than just a customer number to receive a ticket on the family group from a season ticket holder? Thanks in advance

Mrs doing a bit of shopping. Time for a lockup.

Never miss a Scotland international. I know that the day I do is the day Robertson gets a triple compound fracture of his face.

Relieved it’s Merlin and not Soucek. I would have understood it and been alright with it, but this is far more exciting and in line with what we seem to be building.

Not wanting to worry anyone, but that private jet that came in from Leeds did a fly-by of the stadium 😬

There’s no news for the blues And there’s no more time to lose

Some observations from my hotel in Crete. Germans are sound Greeks are sound French are sound Poles are sound Yorkshire people are sound Russians are cunts Everton are magic The end.

Best PL keeper? There used to be a debate. Just don’t see that there is anymore. With absolute humility and no partisanship, it’s Pickford. Survived them all. It’s Pickford.

So who wins the PL player of the month for August?

Private jet landing from Lisbon at 1.30am tomorrow morning, Blues. Any chance of a young Greek right back being on board?

Big shout out to any players with a decision to make over the next 48hrs. You could be part of this if you’re good enough.

Three points - ace. New full back please.