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‘Here you are, Mr Trump. We have invaded Greenland to give it to you’ buff.ly/c4p9whp

Is everything terrible or are you just a massive f**king drama queen? buff.ly/tMBIFqd

Man refusing to work out in case he becomes too sexy buff.ly/miadYAe

Don't go and take photos of the sea for f**k's sake: Storm advice for dickheads buff.ly/bybwmpX

How to be a devious shitweasel at work buff.ly/IYet7ga

How to write a blatantly made-up anecdote for social media buff.ly/N54P1GY

Cotswolds gritters run out of Himalayan pink salt buff.ly/RzOvYrB

Oasis to write new Bond theme ‘Fighting While Pissed’ buff.ly/7nX1AYp

Is your penis too big? A questionnaire men will want to take buff.ly/RXuIRSh

Nobody doing Veganuary because all that bullshit’s over buff.ly/iGR4Q4t

Five shows you don't need to watch the middle of buff.ly/eW22W4l

Six incredibly stupid things you believed in the 1980s buff.ly/R8c6yzB

Middle-aged female celebrity wondering if you've heard of the menopause buff.ly/KhvF2sW

Business model dependent on drink-driving ‘obviously flawed’ buff.ly/ldoE7bC

4x4 driver genuinely appalled by other people using the roads buff.ly/Ess184Y

Six depressing reality checks from a single visit to LinkedIn buff.ly/8Wc9BXe

Who will be the next six Manchester United managers? buff.ly/zS0fWvR

Heroic UK troops ready to defend Ukraine once war’s over buff.ly/sVFQX4m

Trump unpredictable, if you don’t realise he only does easy stuff he can personally profit from buff.ly/LuHVQWQ

Women bewildered as two men end friendship without drama buff.ly/B7uOWMl

Timothée and Kylie: A guide for blokes struggling to see what the problem is buff.ly/NhYXxDy

Seven great freezing weather sex tips buff.ly/9xj0Ogw

Six things that are wasted on young people, and it's not just because you're bitter and middle-aged buff.ly/JZnAzzv

Pubs closing because you don’t go to pubs buff.ly/Xism5P9

Man with cold enjoys original and amusing comments about ‘man flu’ buff.ly/LFKmMuE

'They had to remove it from my arse in A&E': insanely personal information strangers just come out and share buff.ly/NVnMQfE

'Start, you absolute twat' car warning issued across the UK buff.ly/qd7Mnsu

I am a US soldier based in Greenland, and soon I’ll be doing something really f**king stupid buff.ly/FIoObAO

I went on Thomas Skinner’s mental health walk and I’m lower than I’ve ever been in my life buff.ly/idcGgX4

Manchester United fan fears this is beginning to reflect badly on him buff.ly/OXxUwog

Massive brick phones are back, claim Gen Z buff.ly/rgwEEPl

Snowman too friendly with kids, council estate mums decide buff.ly/IJVgP8t

Film ponce disgusted by people enjoying normal film at normal cinema buff.ly/JlK4tme

Train passengers vow revenge on woman who asked them to move up a bit buff.ly/TLNBU1M

Five fruitless ways to keep the spark alive after you’ve had a baby, with the Mash sex columnist buff.ly/NwU3mPF

Guardian family makes gender-neutral snow-being buff.ly/N2dZrov

Six New Year's sex tips I have cranked out for money buff.ly/NLFOQWH

Trump thinks he’s done the hard bit buff.ly/r8W6LGw

The Mash Guide to Travelling in Snow buff.ly/qmY2PE8

Six bands who love nothing more than a wallow in their own misery buff.ly/LBSCg6L

Six ways to see near-naked ladies more respectable than using Grok buff.ly/p2Wyd3b

Heavy snow and closed roads: should they stop you going for a drive-thru McDonald’s? buff.ly/lWOnKp9

Legitimate reasons why I keep you off my social media, by a boyfriend definitely not keeping his options open buff.ly/uV9ricP

What to do when you arrive back at work to find your boss invaded Venezuela buff.ly/f2HeMZO

Single man mourns washing up sponge buff.ly/XiFtSCH

Man who's been doing Dry January for four days can't understand why he's still fat buff.ly/Ziaphyn

Woman using American recipe has no idea what a f**king cup is buff.ly/pvpXUUR

Dogs demand rational explanation for farts buff.ly/AafQDuR

Passenger requesting refund taking the absolute piss, says train company buff.ly/4qlKJe8