The Daily Mash
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The UK's No.1 Satirical News Site
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Man asked to taste the wine bullshits his way through it magnificently
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Gluten tastes delicious
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about 5 hours ago
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Rest of trees laughing at tree brought down by storm
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The middle class person's guide to working class people
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about 6 hours ago
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10 actors who had the nerve to be nothing like their characters
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about 7 hours ago
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Wales not sure how it could be more prepared for rain
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about 8 hours ago
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Shuttershades, and five other things Kanye is yet to apologise for
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about 9 hours ago
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How to make a woman orgasm without having to listen to her
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about 10 hours ago
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Nigella applies to be officially not sexy
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about 11 hours ago
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Man unable to understand call centre worker’s accent is the worst racist
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about 12 hours ago
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Why did you hate Suella Braverman last time? A refresher guide
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about 13 hours ago
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Everyone injured at middle-aged football game
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US immigrants moving to safe red states
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Six pathetic insecurities men won't admit to
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This week in Mash History: Entire nation enraptured by traitors in Scottish castle, 1567
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Londoners spend every weekend pretending to live in different bit of London
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It's Monday f**king morning again, experts confirm
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Relationship only truly over when he stops watching her Instagram stories
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Bus station the most feral part of any town
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‘Ladies of the night’, and five other sexual euphemisms sagely used by dads
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Six normal baby names where the parents completely f**ked up the spelling
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Woman guessing her way through tax return definitely going to prison
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2 days ago
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Middle class English people acting a bit Scottish
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2 days ago
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'You're sweet' and other compliments which mean 'you are of no sexual interest to me'
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2 days ago
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Woman decides she needs a good faff around before leaving petrol station
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Social class based on how you feel about Wotsits
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'Woke' guy an absolute dick to go out with
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The Waitrose shopper's guide to poor people's supermarkets
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2 days ago
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No one enjoying being in pub more than local dog
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3 days ago
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Former raver can no longer handle Red Bull
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3 days ago
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Girls whispering about you
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3 days ago
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Seven songs we really don't need any more f**king covers of
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3 days ago
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How to care for a friend's Northerner while they're away
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3 days ago
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Your astrological week ahead for January 24th, with Psychic Bob
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3 days ago
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Couple on city break pretending to give a f**k about cathedral
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3 days ago
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We ask you: which Oscar-nominated film will you grudgingly watch this weekend?
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4 days ago
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A warm community of regulars: British pub cliches that have never been true
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4 days ago
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‘Being Mayor of Manchester so shit-dull I need a second job,’ says Burnham
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4 days ago
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Six low-carb meals that will leave you hungry and depressed
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4 days ago
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Smoking in offices, and other things you tell your kids happened but they don't believe
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4 days ago
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Absolute weirdo wants to spend time with colleagues outside of work
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4 days ago
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Plumber scrapes pass in tough 'making middle-class small talk' exam
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4 days ago
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Deep-fry your Highland Toffee in Irn Bru: how to celebrate Burns Night while knowing nothing about it
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4 days ago
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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… shafting Andy Burnham, another brilliant vote-winning Labour idea
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4 days ago
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Mum would enjoy The Traitors more if there was no betrayal
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4 days ago
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Six convincing reasons why Trump has a bruised hand, by his press secretary
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Should you go gay with your male friends to attract women? The pros and cons
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5 days ago
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Woman likes everything about doggy-style except the name
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Woman whose windscreen has completely misted up carries on driving
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5 days ago
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'Instant makes me physically sick': Five twats who've gone too far down the coffee rabbit hole
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