"No balls, please......"

Postecoglou for Chelsea! #Spurs #Chelsea

Post you, in another country they asked..... 😎

European Super League anyone? Man City - fair enough! Arsenal - Zzzzzzz Man Utd - deluded Liverpool - shite Chelsea - heading for the Championship next year Tottenham - heading for the Championship this year Karma may yet bite these greedy self serving twats! #SuperLeague #PL

Sparing a lost thought this evening for this fcuker! Mr. Nick de Marco! Oh, KC!

Another six weeks this season, and you could have placed your last shilling on Chelsea getting relegated!!!

"Sign on! Sign on!" Good luck Leicester City!

It's funny how..... When you lose a derby, you just know you're going to spend the evening at work (a shopkeeper) knowing telly clapping Reds who've never been to a game will all pop in, all wearing assorted LFC tops, and thinking they're being uber cool and funny, gracing you with their presence...

If that game had've ended 1-1, I might've been guilty of comparing it to the pre-Milk Cup Final derby back in 1984, when Alan Harper earned us a draw against one of Europe's finest. We're deffo closing the gap on the Reds, noting how early they parked a bus today. Shot ourselves in the foot though..

Shopping List for the summer: Barry - be gone. Anywhere. Just be gone. McNeil - thank you, but move on. A dedicated right back is a priority - we're not helping O'Brien, who was piss poor today, leaving him as a makeshift right back. As galling as that was, we're moving in the right direction.

Could only happen to us in a derby! They’ve to bring on a third choice keeper - who gets little or nowt to do but watch aimless balls his way swept up by defenders. They even park the bus, happy to settle for a draw, and still find time to nick it. #BeelzebubXI #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

I’d rather have seen Braiden Graham chucked on up top instead of Barry! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Positives? We’re closer to those we aspire to compete with. Negatives: Barry - take a hit in the summer, just get rid. Pathetic ‘effort’ from him today. The minute we moved Ndiaye out wide right, in effect we played with 9. Beelzebub struck again at the death. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Call me insane - I still think we can win this! Memories of Mo Jo and Beardsley! We’ve not done too much wrong there, though their goal has absolutely taken the wind out of our sails! They’ve not played well. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

McNeil needs replacing ASAP. The lack of desire to tackle Gakpo there - shocking. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Is today National Kick The Shit Out Of Gana Gueye Day? Chris Kavanagh (no f*****g relation!) doing what he does… #UTDT #NSNO #EVERTON

Awful pity the drone coverage didn’t include the Mersey - just to highlight the, ahem, blueness of both! 😎

Nice to hear @meisarch.bsky.social on Radio Merseyside right now! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Another omen for the day (yes, it's clutching at straws!)... The glory of a winning penalty shoot out. 17 years ago today! Feels like yesterday. And it helps you fast forward through the rubbish that followed! UP THE TOFFEES! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pe6...

Relax, Blues! Derby day. Embrace it. @giuliabould.bsky.social - have a word pre game with Ndiaye.... show him this! UP THE TOFFEES! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

The most famous warm-up in football history. On this day in 1989, Napoli faced Bayern Munich at Olimpiastadion in Munich and Diego (inadvertently) created a piece of art for the ages 🥹

Today's results have been pretty decent from an Everton perspective, all bar Bournemouth perhaps and a decent win away at Newcastle. Would be nice to take proper advantage - for once! - tomorrow afternoon!

D'yer know.... for all the perceived failings of Beto and Barry..... I still think I'd rather have what we have, compared to what Chelsea have up front tonight (yes, I know Joao Pedro is out injured), in Delap and Garnacho. How much did those two cost?!

The Undertones are currently streaming live over on Facebook their gig at the Paradiso in Amsterdam!

Anyone with a smidgeon of sympathy for Leicester City’s current plight? Nah, thought not. Guess they won’t be singing “Feed The Scousers” or “Sign On” for some time now….

Coventry up......anyone else on here remember that knobhead Ben Nunn and his appalling 'views and considerations' on all things Evertonian back in the mid to late 1990s? Odd that he's the first name I could think of, with City being promoted tonight!

For all kopites getting wound up about a tifo.... Remember this?

And we're back...... (I think!) Anyone with a picture of a plateful of peas?

When you see the quality of footy being played at Europe's supposed top level by some of our continental cousins......ever get the feeling you're being financially ripped off watching Premier League footy? And more so when games are switched to suit television, and not the paying fan?

Time for a new Kopite fume "Jog On" video...... Who are we having on this one?

The way global politics is going.... can anyone give me the best odds available on Everton winning the League next season? Gotta be a banker, for those who know their history! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Happy 40th birthday to the Cocteau Twin's Victorialand album! From the album, have some "Oomingmak!" #CocteauTwins www.youtube.com/watch?v=1svA...

Looking for a bit of advice from the tech heads on here. For the past number of years I have been putting together the programme for our local musical society. I use(d) Publisher. Never had a computer lesson in my life, but I got around it okay! Publisher is now no more, so what to use in future?

Remember the media fume when Michael Keane was sent off for grabbing a hold of a head of hair, whether intentionally or not...... Nah, neither do I!

Not that I think we'll bridge the gap but if you'd have told me pre-season that with just six games left we'd be 8pts off third.....I'd have laughed at you! No matter where we finish this season, there's gonna be a sense of "what if", over results that went wrong! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Evenin' Percy! Dirty Leeds, eh?!

Wouldn’t it be fun if…. McIlroy and Rose found themselves in another play off to win the Masters?! #Masters

That’s a decent away point earned. Somewhat sloppy and frustrating at times but a merited reward. Take it and onto the next game. That late cameo from George will have done him no harm. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

I knew I heard right in the first half……this commentator is pronouncing Brentford keeper Kelleher’s surname incorrectly! Who’s Kellerer?!

Things can only get better…. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Football is a ruthless business. That’s your starting point at the higher levels. Would I like to see Jack Grealish at Everton next season? Of course I would! But if we got a chance (yeah, right!) to bring in Bournemouth’s Alex Scott - I’d opt for younger legs! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Whilst Bournemouth winning away at an Arsenal side who’ve absolutely shat themselves is quite funny… It’s not necessarily a good result (if it stays this way) for ourselves.

This US Masters is heading for a classic last two days at this rate! Would *LOVE* to see McIlroy and Lowry going head to head on Sunday down that back nine.... We can dream, eh?! #Masters

This lot need to be perched high above the visiting fans next home game at Bramley Moore..... Hitchcock soundtrack optional! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Melania Trump’s “speech” there last night… Who wrote it?! Because I’ll wager she didn’t!

Please take note, @evertonfc.com! 💙

I put together the programme for our local musical society, Avonmore Musical Society here in Arklow. This year's production is the unbelievably brilliant "The Clockmaker's Daughter" - if down this way, come and see it, it's stunning. Nightly till Saturday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvrO...

Oi! No laughing, please. Well.....

Happy Margaret Thatcher Day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcXi...