That Lewis Beckford for West Ham looks a very tasty prospect.......deffo one to watch. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

2-2 FT. Extra time to be played, before we inevitably lose on penalties.... ;-) #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

That tackle reminded me of Schumacher on Battiston..... Hammers forward extremely lucky to get just a yellow for that attempted decapitation! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

2-2, penalty to the Hammers. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Nice interview that with Harrison Armstrong on the EFC feed, via the website. Sounds like a very grounded young man. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

2-1, Blues!! Shea Pita #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Superb finish from Graham! 1-1 #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

FA Youth Cup clash v West Ham live on YouTube, via a Hammers channel! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqt...

"....I know that you get £87, it's entirely within your rights to do that..." Will never tire of hearing that superb put down of Farage the Grifter! Claire Byrne absolutely nailed him!!!! You won't see THAT on the BBC! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJDd...

I sincerely hope to be a million miles off on this one, but as of now, the only positive I can cling onto, with our game away at Villa. It's on a Sunday afternoon, and not a time honoured pitiful Monday night, where our record is appalling. We need a new kit, by the way... #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

@niallstanage.bsky.social - you're fairly well placed to get this sorted, but could you please forward this to Trump's press officer, the lovely Ms. Leavitt. It's the first thing I ever won at school - a sack race, back in 1974. Upon consideration, I'd love to send it to Donald J. - he's worth it!

With Zahawi and Jenrick joining Reform this January, Premier League boss Richard Masters expresses concern and refuses to rule out the possibility of a points deduction for Everton Football Club. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Stuck in work tonight - Pops onto Bluesky after seeing Senegal deny Mo Salah his African dream. For this, a price must be paid. Ndiaye to get injured in the Final. Pops out of Bluesky, for now. “That’ll be €2.40, please….” 😎 #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Another Facebook memory popping up today, from back in 2016. I've just had a little weep watching this - memories still so vivid of those few days. Four minutes of your time, please - you won't regret it. Beautiful. #Bowie www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

Noticed from my Facebook memories, today is the 23rd anniversary of what we fondly remember as "The Battle of the Antwerp Arms!" Those who were there that Sunday will recall it well! Baardsen a late replacement for Wright, and Robbie Keane getting three! Rest in peace, Steve Taylor. Dirty Den. xx

Assist of the season there, from Dominik Szoboszlai.... #FACup

Zahawi's presser, when he explains his free transfer from one shower of self serving b'stards to another.... I do hope he talks about the potential for a stable government. Heated, of course. #Zahawi #Reform

I hear Man United have just appointed Ruben Interim as the new interim manager, to replace the most recent interim manager, who replaced Ruben Amorim…

Didn't get to see much of the weekend's footy, but noted yer man Martinelli with multiple offences as Liverpool's Bradley was on the ground. The "kerfuffle" between Spurs and Aston Villa players. And yet, it's Michael Keane with a three match ban, thanks to VAR intervention... #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Getting ahead of the curve here.... The fume could be fun on here tomorrow night when Macclesfield are drawn away to Sunderland in the draw for the 4th Round of the FA Cup. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

A Flock Of Seagulls have never been as excited!

Your last post on this platform, @hotpress.com! Might I suggest a New Year's resolution, and a drive /desire to post more on here (as quite a lot of us have left twitter!). I also miss talking shite with Stuart Clark, so get his arse over here too!

I'm still laughing at the notion, from concept to publishing, they felt this was reasonable, and not vacuous guff... "- featuring an abstract design that pays homage to notable buildings from Liverpool’s famous skyline, including Hill Dickinson Stadium, the Three Graces and St Johns Beacon." #UTFT

The fact that.....since THE VERY FIRST GAME AT HD......many of us have done our nut seeing a pitchside advert for American piss, parading as beer (this Bud's for you), eneveloping our pitch in RED.... Read the fcukin' room!

Question.......did we have anyone at half time today for the Crossbar Challenge? If so, why weren't they re-employed to take penalties later on? But the one thing I'd dearly love to know - Was Jordan Pickford due a penalty? I reckon he was in the five! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

As you've been saying, @animatewithdermot.bsky.social ....

BREAKING NEWS:

In fairness to Everton, and that dire shirt today.... At least it didn't have that block "Tower" crest. Bin it. We'll be seeing kids in African and Asian orphanages wearing it before summer arrives. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Looking forward to some cracking photos of Everton players enjoying their warm weather training session, out in Dubai, on the weekend of the FA Cup 4th Rd… All modelling a lovely new fifth training kit of the season, or something, off-salmon pink (not red)…. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

I’m hearing that the kids from Alder Hey are heading to Finch Farm next Monday morning, to hand out complimentary copies of a video of Ray Stewart and Peter Lorimer taken penalties. One for every member of the first team squad. I’ve seen U12s take better penalties than that we saw earlier. #NSNO

As said before the game…. Everton just never learn, when unnecessarily switching a kit from what should be worn. Time and time again it happens. And it’s a prelude to an afternoon or night of abject misery! Never change eh? #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

As we lurch towards the end to a season of nothingness, yet again, the debate about the manager’s position will grow. There’s pros and cons, no matter your own opinion - but we look shambolic, and if that doesn’t change…. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Moyes biggest regret this afternoon? Not getting a point for being level after 90 minutes… #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

I genuinely reckon Moyes could’ve picked three fellas from outside on the plaza, who’d have taken a better penalty than the three we witnessed. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Utterly pathetic those penalties…. “Professional” footballers, eh - hardly able to kick a ball with any degree of confidence, ability or power. They should be embarrassed by that. Still, the photos in training will be nice this week. 17 games left this season. Fuck off Everton! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Pickford to be one of our five penalty takers? #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Would it be terrible of me to want to see Barry taken off and replaced by Graham?! 😎 #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

“And now you’re gonna believe us…. We’re gonna……” #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

When’s Macclesfield manager John Rooney getting the call to come in and turn this lot around?! 😎 #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Would Moyes even dare chuck Braiden Graham on, ahead of Thierno Barry, if we’re still clinging on to a one goal deficit? Something’s gotta change! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

True footy facts, an occasional series, part 4567: Did you know… When Everton Football Club opt to wear a shiny brand new but unnecessary (shit) kit, it normally ends in tears. 45 minutes to save the season! Change it at half time? #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Apparently....this new kit being worn today (ffs!), and I quote, "pays homage to notable buildings from Liverpool’s famous skyline..." True. Reminds me of so many buildings back in the late 60s and early 70s being covered in black soot and other such not very nice things. Royal Blue Mersey, my arse!

Pauline Black: A 2Tone Story now on Sky Arts; seen it before but it’s well worth a view. Seen them a few times, superb live - last time, last May at Opium in Dublin. She’s lovely!!!

Lynval Golding must surely rank as one of the most beautiful persons ever to walk this Earth…. Love that man! #TheSpecials

Watching The Specials on Sky Arts (seen this before!), and it always makes me want to cry knowing we’ll never see them live ever again. No pun intended, but a truly special band live. Love, love, love. xxx #TheSpecials

Look on the bright side, Dychey......you'll blag some "warm training out in Dubai, or somewhere like it", now that Forest are out of the FA Cup. #Forest #FACup

"And finally, in other news.........in tonight's clash over in Nuuk, Greenland, the hosts are facing the might of the visiting United States of America...."

It’s a race to the bottom, and nothing else! Sky News this afternoon, @skynewsrss.bsky.social opted to avail of the expert weather update experience of an “influencer”, home from Mexico, and not having heard of Storm G’retti! At least she can cook…in a microwave!

It’s a start at least @animatewithdermot.bsky.social!