Just twigged they’re showing Blackstuff right now on BBC Four. Never ever tire of watching the greatest piece of art ever screened on UK tv.

@percytoplis.bsky.social - what is it with your lot and losing to 10 men?!

West Ham winning tonight.......luvvley jubbley! Keeps Fulham at bay; we'll take what we can where we can. Thought however of the night, for those with decent memories - "Spurs are on their way to Endsleigh!"

Funniest thing about Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall...... If we sold him to Spurs in the morning, he'd be in the next England squad! FACT! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

If someone said to me back last August that in March 2026, we'd be one point behind Keith Andrews' Brentford.... We'd probably have been bricking it, fearing for our future as the season draws to a close. Funny old game, eh? #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Sing-a-long now!!! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVXO...

One for @ellbretland.bsky.social perhaps, but when was the last time we actually had a positive goal difference after 29 games!!! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Guy Mitchell is currently clearing his throat as we speak! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Forgive me, but..... "He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy....."

Absolute class! As soon as Mr. Forbes is back in the fullest of health......let's see ye out on the road, please, @th3minds.bsky.social @brucerisk.bsky.social - with a few gigs over here in Ireland a must! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IV7...

LOWRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Three shot lead with four to play and now twice in the water, chucking this away!!! FFS!!

Jebus! What on earth was that from Shane Lowry?!!!!

Who's yer money on to be the Spurs manager when they face Forest at home on March 22? Aside two CL games against Atletico Madrid, they face Palace at home, and Liverpool away before facing Forest. If West Ham can get to within a point or so, I reckon they'll be bricking it at Spurs!

Seconds later, he was bitching to the referee that this was the second time that the Palace player had done this!!! Maguire.......one of the biggest cheats in the game.....and he more often than not gets away with it. A modern day Carragher.

Oumar Niasse will be “most amused” watching this VAR farce /nonsense at Old Trafford! That’s a disgraceful set of decisions, naturally going the way of a Sky Six club. #PLCorrupt

Some finish from Chermiti! Cue many Evertonians, “we should sign him….”

Would’ve been funny if the Celtic starting eleven had’ve walked out at Castle Greyskull all wearing Tina Turner wigs, as that dirge was being belted out of the stadium PA….

I do hope David Moyes had a wry smile seeing Everton scoring a corner without the entire first team squad trying to pin down the opposition keeper!!! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Let's start a thread of the greatest ever saves you've seen by an Everton keeper.... Southall! So many - Sheff Wed away; that point blank save from Falco at Spurs in 85, to name but two or three. Howard's save at the Gwladys Street, forgotten who it was against. Pickford v Chelsea, and wow - today!

Iranian State Broadcasters confirming that Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei is fine and well, and taking a weekend off normal State duties, at his friend Bernie's house...

Worth acknowledging today, particularly in the first half......Beto most certainly let Dan Burn know he was about! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Anyone still reckon Taoiseach Micheál Martin should be heading to the White House in less than three weeks now, with a nonsensical bowl of shamrock, for a green tie wearing warmonger? It's fraught with too much risk at this stage! #Irl #PaddysDay #WhiteHouse

Bit of this on the computer.....and then perhaps some MOTD! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bu1...

Some 80s indulgence......and though I'd rather have seen Derek Forbes playing bass......yer man Horn ain't no slouch! Classic Euro pop! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhb7...

Hey @bbcmotd.bsky.social - a suggestion, for tonight, if I may... Ignore everything else - MOTD2 can show the goals tomorrow night. This....... *THIS* .....on repeat for the entire programme! It'll make up for all those nights you stuck Everton on last! Up the Toffees! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

I always do a bit of a crazy acca on Saturday - and today’s madness, a 16 game acca, would’ve landed me just shy of €264k. One team let me down - Fleetwood, not beating Newport! No cash out offered all afternoon! Ah well, next week… We’ll get that gig yet on A Place In The Sun, me and the missus! 😎

Only Arsenal have won more points on the road than this Everton side - truly amazing all things considered. They deserved a little bit of luck today. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Jordan Pickford…. Small arms or not… THAT’S a worldy of a save! Wow! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

This is pure mad!!! Delightful and delicious though to see that it was Anthony Gordon who was dispossessed in the lead up to Barry’s obvious goal of the month contender! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

George for McNeil; and Armstrong for Gueye please Mr. Moyes. Fresh legs needed here. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

I reckon before this game is done…..someone on here will be posting that clip of Attwell being heckled from the Paddock at Goodison (even though it wasn’t him reffing!). Can sense it… #ITFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Half time tunes at The Toon - a bit of Bowie and Drive In Saturday… Cap doffed! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Half time, flicking through the news channels (all of them), and, YES, good ol’ GBeebies don’t let anyone down… Nana Akua is claiming that Iran is five times the size of the United States of America??? Wow!

Well played, Everton - excellent effort first half. Same again please second half! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Well…that’s a crazy two minutes of footy! Back in a deserved lead! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Always nice seeing a left full back scoring for Everton! 😎 #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Get in! Thoroughly deserved!!! And duly noted……no silly stuff on the goal line, grappling with their lot! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Lovely play there from Ndiaye and Gueye - shot over the bar. Thin margins in a game like this! Decent start. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Nice to hear “The Toon” playing a scouse song before kick off! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

With war looming across the Middle East on every tv screen, today is - as they say - “a good day to bury bad news…” According to my sources Everton start with a back three at Newcastle today: Patterson Coleman Mykolenko #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Bohs 3-2 Rovers.....two additional time goals from Rovers!!!!

3-0, Bohs! What a performance tonight!

Bohs just gone two up against Shamrock Rovers at Dalyer!

Confusion with the strains of "Hi Ho Silver Lining" ringing around a very wet Molineux! Villa fans might think they're at home!

“Let sleeping dogs lie…” - our Harvey doing what he arguably does best!!!

Should've made the front page of the Echo, this....

True story apparently....

Topical, I suppose..... @tonycampari.bsky.social

Haven't a clue what's brought on this Allister Heath (who?!) malarkey, but hey......I gave it a go....

It's just hit me that there'll be more Rugby League and Union played on Saturday afternoons at Hill Dickinson Stadium this season than Everton home Premier League games.... #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON