This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍

Keir Starmer is going to outflank Reform by appointing Sargon of Akkad as the BBC's next Director General.

No, the beer coat is not real, please, stop rewarding ai shite.

NEWS: Ggregg Wallace appointed interim BBC DG.

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Clues from the cryptic crypt (slightly modified) Breaking: ITV media boss out (3,5)

Unlucky, Liverpool. tidal.com/track/166048...

The race is on among Lisa Nandy's donors to take the top job!

Taking inspiration from the F1 pit crews to get my toad in the hole poured and in the oven without losing too much heat.

My fellow Cymru, please sign. Na i ffasgyddion yng Nhgymru 🖕🏼

OMG Stevie Wonder goes to hand Mariah a mic but she leaves him hanging I can’t 😭

Everton still without a single point at Goodison Park. Guess the fellas left the spirit of the Blues behind. That's got to be it for Brian Sorensen.

'Environmental catastrophe' at Camber Sands as 'millions' of plastic beads wash up

"I accidentally gave this chap the job he wanted after he donated to both my leadership campaign and my party." www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...

I'm so sorry.

To those defending the government's record to date: If your take is that while you appreciate that things may not be getting better quickly enough, "at least they're not getting worse" I'd suggest you're clearly not looking at the groups for whom things *are* getting actively and rapidly worse.

youtu.be/nhlz_oRDCVE Everton grabbed a well deserved 2-0 victory over a poor Fulham side.

Can’t believe I’m having to post this again. Things you don’t get to choose; Sexuality, gender, ethnicity, disability, mental/physical health, religion you’re born into. Things you do get to choose; Whether or not to be an arsehole to someone about any of these things.

"Came down to Earth on a Yamaha, Pulled a skid, killed a kid, Went down the road on a dustbin lid."

Hark at Gulliver, here, working in the F1

Two appeals from Wirral Hospice St John’s

Nice touch from Everton to put little poppies on the corner flags for some unknown fucking reason.

Get in, Michael Keane!

Fulham have just substituted one of their substitutes so he can have an emergency poo.

Heaven forfend that the referee and liners have to use flags or something to communicate.

The Cuntlands Stadium has a nice ring to is.

Christ almighty, they worked for that.

I reserve the right to include disallowed goals in this prediction.

Everton playing like they're 1-0 up at the moment (derogatory)

Basically there are not enough characters in a post to list all the ways in which Labour are fucking me and the people I care about over and that's without going into the environment, their authoritarianism, or continued commitment to austerity. I hate them more than the Tories.

As someone who's undiagnosed ND Labour are telling me that its overdiagnosed, as an artist they're saying tech companies can steal my work, as the parent of a dual heritage kid they are whipping up an atmosphere of hate towards anyone who isn't white, as someone with friends who are trans, on pip...

Here's an artefact for very old Tranmere Rovers fans. I suspect this might actually be unique in the UK, because I was the only person outside Prenton Park that day willing to get topless and swap shirts with the Gremio player as he got on the team bus.

Yes, disabled people deserve nice things too. They deserve hobbies, social lies, things that bring a bit of joy to life. Maybe the use money they’ve earned through employment to buy it. Maybe they spend their benefits on it. Either way, it’s their money and their right.

Hold me, I'm scared.

Darren Jones, in his little Captain Mainwaring glasses...

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When I was a Labour member, I felt the need to install a dictaphone app on my phone to try and record any threats I got from other members.

3-1 Everton today, lids.

This is the worst character that Christopher Walken has ever played.

Should Labour really be talking about "undeliverable promises" when their party is about to break their biggest manifesto pledge?

bsky meet-up at the Boston Cop Slide when?

⭐A repost or a £ for this perfect baby would be amazing, please and thank you.⭐

I have a spreadsheet that I update every morning that tells me exactly how much I can spend today, but yeah, I'm living the fucking high life.

Can't move. Baby asleep.

This is a tremendous user experience, @thepokeuk.bsky.social. Truly, thank you.

We could always stop buying white elephants in Birkenhead town centre?

Call me controversial, but technology that leads vulnerable people into crisis and even holds their hand as they die by suicide should not be endorsed by schools and universities, we should not be giving discounted subscriptions to this monstrous tech to young people AT ALL