26 favourite funny tweets about the weird post-Christmas, pre-New Year hinterland. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/30/f...

Trump’s claim that Putin has ‘generous feelings’ towards Ukraine and wants it to succeed drained global supplies of chinny reckon – 22 outsized facepalms. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/30/t...

People shared the smallest hills they’re prepared to die on and these 27 everyday bugbears are a mixture of the funny and entirely relatable www.thepoke.com/2025/12/29/s...

Donald Trump said Russia wants Ukraine to succeed and Zelenskyy’s facial expression is a work of art that belongs in the Louvre www.thepoke.com/2025/12/29/donald-trump-said-russia-wants-ukraine-to-succeed-and-volodymyr-zelenskyys-a-response-spoke-for-the-entire-world/

The ‘funniest answer we’ve ever had on Pointless’ will never fail to put a smile on our face www.thepoke.com/2025/12/29/p...

Nigel Farage said a ban on trail hunting was ‘authoritarian control freakery’ gone mad and showed himself up to be the utter hunt he is – 17 savage clapbacks www.thepoke.com/2025/12/22/n...

SNL’s hilariously 18-certificate ‘alternative ending’ to Home Alone is the funniest 3-minute Christmas movie you’ll watch all season www.thepoke.com/2025/12/22/saturday-night-live-home-alone/

Andrew Tate tried to put a positive spin on his humiliating boxing ring return and was gloriously owned into next year www.thepoke.com/2025/12/22/andrew-tate-tried-to-put-a-positive-spin-on-his-humiliating-boxing-ring-return-and-was-gloriously-owned-into-next-year/

Tommy Robinson was magnificently called out on his trip to Dubai and it’s a supremely satisfying watch www.thepoke.com/2025/12/22/tommy-robinson-was-magnificently-called-out-on-his-trip-to-dubai-and-its-a-supremely-satisfying-watch/

There was something about Karoline Leavitt congratulating President Kennedy on the infuriating ‘Trump-Kennedy Center’ rebrand that had everyone and their dog doing side-eyes – 19 scathing takedowns. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/19/k...

Our 50 Favourite Funny Tweets of 2025 www.thepoke.com/2025/12/19/o...

‘There I Ruined It’ answers the pressing question of how it would sound if Radiohead did Santa Claus is Coming to Town to the tune of Creep. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/16/t...

Trump had his minions write ‘ineffective’ and ‘the worst’ beneath Obama and Biden’s White House portraits, and irony has left the building. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/18/t...

31 Christmas tweets to get you into the spirit of the season – or send your Bah! Humbug! levels through the roof www.thepoke.com/2025/12/18/3...

Keir Starmer had a hilarious Christmas message for Reform UK and it was so good even people who don’t like the PM were cheering www.thepoke.com/2025/12/17/keir-starmer-had-a-hilarious-festive-message-for-reform-uk-and-it-was-so-good-even-people-who-dont-like-the-pm-were-cheering/

Ozzy Man had the inside scoop on the hilariously sweary thoughts of Max, the very nervous horse – and it might be his best yet. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/17/o...

Donald Trump designated Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction, and everyone got that ‘here we go again’ feeling – 15 swift clapbacks. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/17/d...

Our 50 Favourite Funny Bluesky posts of 2025. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/17/o...

Trump had the chance to row back on his despicable comments about Rob and Michele Reiner’s deaths, but he doubled down – 19 utter condemnations. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/16/t...

Porn star Bonnie Blue has joined Reform UK, saying she “stands with Nigel Farage” – 14 X-rated reactions www.thepoke.com/2025/12/13/p...

Donald Trump claims he’s suing the BBC is for changing his words using AI, and of all the things that didn’t happen – that didn’t happen the most. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/16/d...

A gag about the Andrew formerly known as Prince has been named this year’s best Christmas cracker joke www.thepoke.com/2025/12/15/a-gag-about-the-andrew-formerly-known-as-prince-has-been-named-this-years-best-christmas-cracker-joke/

Rowan Atkinson’s fabulous tale of the fan who thought he looked familiar just went viral again and it’s a proper hall of famer www.thepoke.com/2025/12/15/rowan-atkinsons-fabulous-tale-of-the-fan-who-thought-he-looked-familiar-just-went-viral-again-and-its-a-proper-hall-of-famer/

Anti-vax conspiracy theorist Jennifer Arcuri announced that she doesn’t know anyone with flu, and got inundated with sick burns – 16 of the best. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/15/a...

The Birth of Jesus children’s book excruciatingly narrated by A.I. Donald Trump isn’t satire – but it really, really should be. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/15/b...

Simon McCoy just had the very best response to Elon Musk constantly wanging on about the UK going to hell in a handcart www.thepoke.com/2025/12/15/simon-mccoy-just-had-the-very-best-response-to-elon-musk-constantly-wanging-on-about-the-uk-going-to-hell-in-a-handcart/

Jeremy Clarkson just banned Labour MPs from his pub – 13 vote-winning responses from people that might get them banned too www.thepoke.com/2025/12/15/jeremy-clarkson-just-banned-labour-mps-from-his-pub-13-vote-winning-responses-from-people-that-might-get-them-banned-too/

Thomas Skinner tried desperately to start a festive sing-song on the London Tube – 17 merry reactions to make your Christmas. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/13/t...

Donald Trump trying to flip a coin is the most unintentionally hilarious thing you’ll see today – 17 priceless responses. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/14/d...

Rupert Lowe went on a massive rant about London being dreadful, and got owned all the way back to Great Yarmouth – 23 capital clapbacks. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/15/r...

Rejoice! Looks like Tommy Robinson’s ‘Put the Christ Back in Christmas’ carol rally was a big old turkey www.thepoke.com/2025/12/14/r...

Donald Trump was basically drooling over the idea that America might be more like China and it's quite the watch www.thepoke.com/2025/12/12/donald-trump-was-basically-drooling-over-the-idea-that-america-might-be-more-like-china-and-it-should-be-made-available-to-every-maga-on-prescription/

A boss tweeted a picture of his team working late but people reckoned it wasn’t the flex he thought it was – 13 hard-working comebacks www.thepoke.com/2025/12/12/a-boss-tweeted-a-picture-of-his-team-working-late-but-it-wasnt-the-flex-he-thought-it-was-13-hard-working-comebacks/

We weren’t fussed by Trump’s oddly bruised hand until Karoline Leavitt explained it like this and now we can’t stop thinking about it www.thepoke.com/2025/12/12/we-werent-fussed-by-trumps-oddly-bandaged-hand-until-the-white-house-explained-it-like-this-and-now-we-cant-stop-thinking-about-it/

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/12/o...

In ‘Free Speech’ news, the US plans to force tourists to hand over five years of social media posts before they’re allowed in – 27 tweets that definitely wouldn’t get through customs. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/12/u...

The Dems watched Homeland Security boss Kristi Noem lie her way into their gotcha, and it was the perfect mic drop – 16 appreciative nods. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/12/h...

The Time Person of the Year is the ‘Architects of AI’. Let that sink in – 18 facepalms visible from SpaceX. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/12/t...

5G doesn't mean what Donald Trump thinks it means and it was a humiliating schoolboy definitely worth screenshotting www.thepoke.com/2025/12/11/5g-doesnt-mean-what-donald-trump-thinks-it-means-and-it-was-a-humiliating-schoolboy-error-for-the-ages/

Andrew Tate said he’d never date a woman with a job and and it’s one of his most magnificent self-owns www.thepoke.com/2025/12/11/andrew-tate-never-date-woman-job-self-own/

When should parents stop buying their kids advent calendars? – 17 thoughts on whether people can outgrow Christmas countdowns. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/10/w...

Ted Cruz responded to Joey Barton’s latest conviction with a dramatic meme about the death of free speech in the UK, and the UK spoke as freely as it gets. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/10/t...

Open AI boss Sam Altman said he couldn’t imagine raising a baby without ChatGPT, and got roasted to a crisp – 18 top takedowns. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/10/s...

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/10/2...

Chris Barker’s fantastic Sgt Pepper celebrity tribute montages are coming to an end, but you can bid for exclusive, signed prints of all ten years. Here’s how. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/09/c...

Tommy Robinson doubled down on his ‘I’m a journalist’ shtick and this A++ smackdown beat all comers www.thepoke.com/2025/12/09/tommy-robinson-doubled-down-on-his-im-a-journalist-shtick-and-this-a-smackdown-beat-all-comers/

It’s Groundhog Day in Misogyny Central as a furious Donald Trump calls ABC’s Rachel Scott “obnoxious” for daring to hold him to account on the boat strikes. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/09/f...

22 funniest reactions to this year’s Trump-loving Kennedy Center Award recipients. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/08/2...

Susan Hall took the Christmas outrage to a new place with her objection to genderless gingerbread ‘people’, and the internet snapped – 22 spicy owns. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/09/s...

Nigel Farage said Question Time was an ‘utterly discredited programme’ and global supply’s of irony just hit record lows – 14 totally on-point responses www.thepoke.com/2025/12/08/n...