An American trolled the whole of the ‘failing state’ UK because he had a rubbish time at Heathrow and these Brits simply weren’t having it www.thepoke.com/2025/11/11/an-american-trolled-the-whole-of-the-uk-because-he-had-a-rubbish-experience-at-heathrow-and-these-brits-simply-werent-having-it/

Elon Musk pointed men towards Homer’s The Iliad for ‘maximum Alpha’ and it was a self-own for the ages – 13 classic comebacks www.thepoke.com/2025/11/11/elon-musk-pointed-men-towards-homers-the-iliad-for-maximum-alpha-and-it-was-a-self-own-for-the-ages-13-classic-comebacks/

This observation about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s head-wrecking pivot towards reasonableness makes her past Maga madness so much worse. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/11/m...

‘Tommy Robinson face-swaps’ is the trending topic that keeps on giving – 23 of the funniest Tommy Ten-Names transformations www.thepoke.com/2025/11/11/t...

Trump’s extraordinary claim that ‘nobody knows what magnets are’ attracted some scathing takedowns – 21 top responses. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/11/t...

An American shared the idea you can have a few drinks before going out and the whole of Britain bellowed back as one www.thepoke.com/2025/11/10/an-american-shared-their-idea-that-you-can-have-a-few-drinks-before-going-out-and-the-whole-of-britain-bellowed-back-as-one/

This author’s devastating critique of Elon Musk was so brutal that he can’t stop trolling her on Twitter www.thepoke.com/2025/11/10/t...

Donald Trump turned up at an NFL game, and the crowd let him know how they feel – right to his face www.thepoke.com/2025/11/10/d...

Someone made a Zohran Mamdani poster generator, and Bluesky made the most of it – 22 funny favourites. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/10/s...

Elon Musk used AI to generate a woman prepared to tell him “I will always love you”, and caused an epidemic of cringe – 21 scorching human-made burns. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/10/e...

Women have been sharing their ‘street smart’ safety tips when they are out and about and it’s an eye-opening read (especially if you’re a man) www.thepoke.com/2025/11/07/w...

Elon Musk was asked to justify his claim that new NY mayor Zohran Mamdani was a 'swindler' and the silence lasted so long we thought our watch had stopped www.thepoke.com/2025/11/07/e...

Donald Trump’s response to a White House visitor fainting was shocking but RFK Jr’s knee-jerk reaction looked properly hilarious www.thepoke.com/2025/11/07/donald-trumps-response-to-a-white-house-visitor-fainting-was-shocking-but-rfk-jrs-reaction-was-properly-hilarious/

Dr Oz claims the US will slim down by 135 billion lbs in a year due to cheaper weight-loss drugs, and the magic of counting proved him wrong. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/07/d...

The finale of Celebrity Traitors was explosive television …literally – 37 reactions that faithfully capture the mood (with lots of spoilers) www.thepoke.com/2025/11/07/f...

Donald Trump’s reaction to a White House visitor fainting provides a savagely accurate portrait of his personality – and his administration. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/07/d...

Elon Musk got the hump with someone who pointed out his weird voting track record and the comeback was a proper chef’s kiss www.thepoke.com/2025/11/06/elon-musk-got-the-hump-with-someone-who-pointed-out-his-weird-voting-track-record-and-the-comeback-was-a-proper-chefs-kiss/

An LBC listener accused James O’Brien of suggesting ‘all Reform UK voters are racist’ and his A++ comeback was straight out of the top drawer www.thepoke.com/2025/11/06/a...

Rupert Lowe blamed Sadiq Khan’s London ‘warzone’ for his wife’s Porsche misfortune and ended up hilariously and magnificently owned www.thepoke.com/2025/11/06/rupert-lowe-blamed-sadiq-khans-london-warzone-for-his-wifes-porsche-misfortune-and-ended-up-owned-into-next-week/

The Trump ally Fifa President will be awarding a brand new peace prize to a mystery winner in Washington, and we’re all wondering who it could be www.thepoke.com/2025/11/06/t...

Donald Trump simply can’t let go of the idea that you need an ID card to buy groceries, and it says everything you need to know about him. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/06/d...

Someone claimed that the Oxford Street Christmas lights are ‘symbols of Allah’, and got owned to the Moon and back 19 stellar takedowns. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/06/someone-claimed-oxford-street-christmas-lights-are-symbols-of-allah/

Henry Winkler’s scathing reaction to this Maga cultist’s feigned ignorance of Donald Trump’s pardons scorched the entire administration www.thepoke.com/2025/11/06/h...

The tacky new sign outside the Oval Office grabbed the internet’s attention, and not in a good way – 17 funniest responses. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/06/t...

Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs – Schrödinger entered the chat. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/reform-uks-zia-yusuf-insists-foreign-nationals-claiming-disproportionate-benefits-and-taking-all-our-jobs/

Donald Trump claimed that the Dems had a great day at the polls because he wasn’t on the ballot, and it was a self-own visible from the top of Mt Rushmore. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/trump-claimed-the-dems-had-a-great-day-at-the-polls-because-he-wasnt-on-the-ballot/

Kent’s Reform-led council has said the Christmas lights can’t go up until all the lamppost flags come down, if you were wondering whether irony is alive and well in the world – 21 top takedowns. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/k...

These 2016 guesses at what Trump might do to the White House seem a lot less far-fetched now. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/t...

Zohran Mamdani has won the NY mayoral election with more than a million votes and counting – 19 early reactions. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/z...

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/2...

What’s the funniest misunderstanding you’ve heard due to the difference between British and US English?’ – 22 slightly NSFW examples of the common language which divides us. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/w...

CNN’s Daniel Dale did a whole lotta fact checking of Donald Trump’s 60 Minutes interview and it was simply magnificent www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/c...

This AI deepfake video shared by Neil deGrasse Tyson has a lot of people very worried – 17 (presumably real) replies www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/this-ai-deepfake-video-shared-by-neil-degrasse-tyson-has-a-lot-of-people-very-worried-17-presumably-real-replies/

Elon Musk said Brits were like Hobbits when their Shire was invaded in Lord of the Rings and the entirety of the UK responded as one www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/elon-musk-said-brits-were-like-hobbits-when-their-shire-was-invaded-in-lord-of-the-rings-and-the-entirety-of-the-uk-responded-as-one/

Boris Johnson said The Traitors ‘exposes the human flaw that makes us blind to villainy’ – and irony was murdered in plain sight. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/boris-johnson-said-traitors-exposes-the-human-flaw-that-makes-us-blind-to-villainy/

Donald Trump said he felt ‘very badly’ for the royal family over Andrew and the Epstein scandal and the entirety of the internet said the same thing www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/donald-trump-said-he-felt-very-badly-for-the-roya[…]scandal-and-the-entirety-of-the-internet-said-the-same-thing/

Millionaire Man of the People Nigel Farage thinks the minimum wage for young people is too generous – 16 scathing takedowns. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/n...

19 funniest reactions to the unsurprising news that the Louvre’s security system password was ‘Louvre’. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/04/u...

Donald Trump hosted a ‘Great Gatsby’ Halloween party and the Maga level of self-awareness just hit absolute zero – 17 totally on-the-money responses www.thepoke.com/2025/11/03/d...

Donald Trump was asked why he pardoned a crypto billionaire money launderer and his smugly self-satisfied response wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was www.thepoke.com/2025/11/03/d...

A Little Englander took issue with the signage at this London Tube station and was gloriously owned into next year www.thepoke.com/2025/11/03/a-little-englander-took-issue-with-the-signage-at-this-london-tube-station-and-was-gloriously-owned-into-next-year/

The real War on Christmas is the sheer effort required to get this outraged about an alliterative fruit pastry - 9 satisfyingly festive takedowns of the latest culture warrior. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/03/christmas-outrage-season-launched-with-gripe-about-mince-pie-pack-not-saying-christmas/

This column about not being able to afford to turn on the Aga achieves peak Telegraph – 17 tiny-violin solos. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/03/c...

Former ‘Minister for Common Sense’ Esther McVey had a pop at the Royal British Legion for its ‘non-job’ of Head of Diversity and Inclusion – 16 barbed clapbacks. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/03/f...

Rupert Lowe said men had it too tough during childbirth and every mother on the planet lined up to smack him down. www.thepoke.com/2025/10/31/rupert-lowe-said-men-had-it-too-tough-during-childbirth-and-every-mother-on-the-planet-lined-up-to-smack-him-down/

This Maga cultist told the Good Liars that life ‘begins at inception’, and their funny reaction was an absolute dream www.thepoke.com/2025/10/31/maga-cultist-told-the-good-liars-that-life-begins-at-inception/

Gavin Newsom trolled the White House with these spoof Halloween costumes and the hilarious Maga fury they prompted is scarily satisfying. www.thepoke.com/2025/10/31/g...

Alan Carr may have snatched the best moment of Celebrity Traitors, with this hilariously unconvincing claim to be a Faithful www.thepoke.com/2025/10/31/alan-carr-tv-moment-of-the-year-celebrity-traitors/

Laurence Fox has recorded a Charlie Kirk tribute song and it’s all you’d imagine and more – 13 funniest and totally on-point reviews. www.thepoke.com/2025/10/31/laurence-fox-charlie-kirk-tribute-song/

A Reform UK-er was brilliantly called out by the Question Time audience and it should be made available on prescription. www.thepoke.com/2025/10/31/a-reform-uk-er-was-brilliantly-called-out-by-the-question-time-audience-and-it-should-be-made-available-on-prescription/