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This comedy take on the invention of curling is every bit as hilariously confusing as the real thing
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Thereâs never a bad time to revisit James OâBrienâs all-time great apology for calling Lee Anderson âthick as minceâ
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Nigel Farageâs sneering response to a journalist when she asked about Reformâs education policy came straight from the Donald Trump playbook, and the internet saw right through him
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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This hilariously sarcastic and well-informed Bedford Council comeback is a masterclass in handling bigots
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JD Vanceâs attempt at a joke about AOC caused levels of tumbleweed previously unseen by human eyes, and her comeback absolutely smoked him.
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on his 66th birthday, and the internet went into complete meltdown â 37 majestic reactions
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This womanâs unexpected reason for not voting Green is the most gloriously British thing youâll see this week
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/19/this-womans-unexpected-reason-for-not-voting-green-is-the-most-gloriously-british-thing-youll-see-this-week/
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You surely won't see a funnier photo finish at the Winter Olympics or any race, anywhere
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You surely wonât see a funnier photo finish at the Winter Olympics or any race, anywhere
We hope youâve been enjoying the Winter Olympics as much as we have (which is to say, a lot). But here was a moment we missed but might already be our favourite 15 seconds of the games. Itâs one parti...
https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/19/you-surely-wont-see-a-funnier-photo-finish-at-the-winter-olympics-or-any-race-anywhere/
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This sport's presenter's take on racism in football after the latest on-field outrage is an important, essential watch
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/19/this-sports-presenters-take-on-racism-in-football-after-the-latest-on-field-outrage-is-an-important-essential-watch/
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What the Dickens?! The Telegraph have published an article entitled âIn Defence of Child Labourâ and itâs beyond self-parody
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JD Vance said all AOC does is âmouth slogans someone else gives to herâ and it backfired to spectacular effect
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/19/jd-vance-said-all-aoc-does-is-mouth-slogans-someone-else-gives-to-her-and-it-backfired-to-spectacular-effect/
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Nigel Farage said heâs in no position to help âworking British peopleâ and the lack of self-awareness was visible from the moon
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/19/nigel-farage-said-hes-in-no-position-to-help-working-british-people-and-the-lack-of-self-awareness-is-staggering/
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Nigel Farage said heâs in no position to help âworking British peopleâ and the lack of self-awareness is staggering
Nigel Farage was very excited this week to unveil his pretend âshadow cabinetâ to the world. So excited that he occasionally even let one of them get a word in edgeways (not that it ended overly well ...
https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/19/nigel-farage-said-hes-in-no-position-to-help-working-british-people-and-the-lack-of-self-awareness-is-staggering/
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âHonest Bobâ Jenrickâs latest attempt to appear relatable had people cringing themselves inside out â 15 top takedowns
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This Olympic silver-medal-winning skierâs slapdown for the reporter asking if sheâd âlost two gold medalsâ gets the Politest FU of the Year award
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RFK Jr and Kid Rock teamed up to make a truly bizarre âMake America Healthy Againâ fitness vid and the reactions were a collective âWTF!?â
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Karoline Leavitt said âItâs obviously true because Iâm saying it up hereâ, and even she couldnât keep a straight face â 19 helpings of Grade A chinny reckon
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Tommy Robinson went out to reinforce his own bigotry and it spectacularly blew up in his face
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/18/tommy-robinson-went-out-to-reinforce-his-own-bigotry-and-it-spectacularly-blew-up-in-his-face/
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Victoria Derbyshireâs epic takedown of Zia Yusuf over Reform UKâs jaw-dropping hypocrisy just gets better and better
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/18/victoria-derbyshires-epic-takedown-of-zia-yusuf-over-reform-uks-jaw-dropping-hypocrisy-just-gets-better-and-better/
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Victoria Derbyshireâs epic takedown of Zia Yusuf over Reform UKâs jaw-dropping hypocrisy just gets better and better
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/18/victoria-derbyshires-epic-takedown-of-zia-yusuf-over-reform-uks-jaw-dropping-hypocrisy-just-gets-better-and-better/
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JD Vance was asked if heâd run for president and his D- answer suggests he probably shouldnât
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/18/jd-vance-was-asked-if-hed-run-for-president-and-his-d-answer-suggests-he-probably-shouldnt/
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Nicola Coughlanâs response when told she was âvery braveâ to do her Bridgerton nude scenes had everyone cheering all over again
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/18/nicola-coughlans-response-when-told-she-was-very-brave-to-do-her-bridgerton-nude-scenes-had-everyone-cheering-all-over-again/
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Caroline Lucasâs forensic takedown of Nigel Farageâs wingman Zia Yusuf had everyone cheering
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/18/caroline-lucass-forensic-takedown-of-nigel-farages-wingman-zia-yusuf-had-everyone-cheering/
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JD Vance just trolled the whole of Europe and these 14 Europeans bit back in spectacular style
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/18/jd-vance-just-trolled-the-whole-of-europe-and-these-europeans-bit-back-in-spectacular-style/
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Boxer Jarrell Millerâs wig got punched off his head during a fight but it was the price he had toupee to win
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JD Vance proudly declared that Trump is ânot Barack Obamaâ, and the internet said âNo shit, Sherlock!â â 15 huuugely unflattering responses
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Victoria Derbyshire holding Zia Yusufâs feet to the fire over Reformâs plan to scrap the Equality Act gives the people just what they want
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/18/v...
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Silicon Valley tech bros are glorifying extreme overwork culture (again) and labelling it âgrindcoreâ â 19 top takedowns
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Someone asked for band names for a group made up on Megyn Kelly, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt â 18 certified platinum suggestions
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/15/s...
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25 of the funniest posts weâve seen on Bluesky this week
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Donald Trump said he'd been 'totally exonerated' on Epstein and reality had a question or two for the American president
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/17/donald-trump-said-hed-been-totally-exonerated-on-epstein-and-reality-had-a-question-or-two-for-the-american-president/
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Nigel Farage just announced his pretend âshadow cabinetâ and the joke is very much on Lee Anderson
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/17/nigel-farage-just-announced-his-pretend-shadow-cabinet-and-the-joke-is-very-much-on-lee-anderson/
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Fox News just started doing Jeffrey Epstein jokes and they didnât just plumb the depths, they went straight to the Mariana Trench
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/17/fox-news-just-started-doing-jeffrey-epstein-jokes-and-they-didnt-just-plumb-the-depths-they-went-straight-to-the-mariana-trench/
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âWhatâs something from early 2000s Britain you miss more than you expected to?â â 21 people who are super nostalgic for the noughties
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/whats-something-from-early-2000s-britain-you-miss-more-than-you-expected-to-21-people-who-are-super-nostalgic-for-the-noughties/
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âWhatâs the dumbest idea youâve seen that actually worked?â â 21 utterly stupid plans that were somehow a big success
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/whats-the-dumbest-idea-youve-seen-that-actually-worked-21-utterly-stupid-plans-that-were-somehow-a-big-success/
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This Americanâs very specific take on the majesty of Cologne cathedral had Europeans hollering into next week
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/17/this-americans-very-specific-take-on-the-majesty-of-cologne-cathedral-had-europeans-hollering-into-next-week/
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Reform UKâs Nadhim Zahawi doesnât feel safe in London after seeing a tired man on the street â 16 responses offering comfort as he recovers
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/14/r...
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A Brexit-supporting GB News presenter complained about having to queue at the airport, and the irony wasnât lost on anyone else
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/b...
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Rupert Loweâs right-of-Reform party, Restore UK, said that having a British passport doesnât make you British, and got a big fat âwell, actuallyâ
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Somebody asked what Oatly should be called now itâs not allowed to be âmilkâ anymore â 22 legen-dairy ideas
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/s...
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Trump said Americaâs lawmakers had better things to do than investigate Epstein and the entire internet begged to differ
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/trump-said-americas-lawmakers-had-better-things-to-do-than-investigate-epstein-and-the-entire-internet-begged-to-differ/
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America lectured Europe on press freedom and this Europeanâs A++ comeback was simply magnificent
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/americas-been-lecturing-europe-on-press-freedom-and-this-europeans-a-comeback-was-simply-magnificent/
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Gary Lineker had the magnificent final word on Jim Radcliffeâs outrageous âcolonisationâ remarks
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/gary-lineker-had-the-magnificent-final-word-on-jim-radcliffes-outrageous-colonisation-remarks/
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Carlton from âFresh Prince of Bel Airâ is dividing people after sharing a picture with actor James Van Der Beek on his deathbed â 14 reactions that can see the rights and wrongs of it
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This hard-hitting parody âVisit USAâ ad spotted on the London Underground definitely wonât do anything to reverse the tourism âTrump slumpâ
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/p...
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With one week to go, the Winter Olympics is an ironically hot topic on Bluesky â 28 favourite things people are saying about it right now
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/w...
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Liz Truss posted her Trump fan-girling photo with the words âRight about everythingâ, and got mocked into next week â 23 top takedowns
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/t...
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An EU diplomat had to sit through Maga Mike Waltz talking about the many wars Trump âendedâ, and her hilarious facial expressions said it all
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Nadine Dorries was keen to big up her new best friends on Reform UK only to have her bubble burst in spectacular style
www.thepoke.com/2026/02/13/nadine-dorries-was-keen-to-big-up-her-new-colleagues-on-reform-uk-only-to-have-her-bubble-burst-in-spectacular-style/
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