And while we’re sorting out failing public institutions: #education. I’d introduce mandatory Civics lessons to teach British values and make The Viz the core textbook A shining beacon of British culture

BlueSky seems to be having a few issues……

Lammy discussing “crisis” in prison service More prisons will take time. Reducing crime will take time Here’s an idea Civic Penance Non-violent offenders required to serve their full sentence on min. wage doing menial unskilled jobs for a local council. Pay them out of prison budgets.

Lesson from the Screenplay Such a great series. When I was teaching in a film school in Suzhou, used these to help students understand basic building blocks of plot/story/narrative This is a great episode on why The Joker is the perfect Antagonist for Batman youtu.be/pFUKeD3FJm8?...

Guy Fawkes Night Where Neds across the kingdom of Scotland burn 🔥 tyres 🛞 and 🪵 The occasion was originally an expression of anti-Catholic vitriol, celebrating the failure of the assassination of James I Hence the reason such bonfires are popular in certain communities.

Don’t miss the 12 November closing date!

Ordered the extendable dining table and chairs (6 not 7 that Chat GPT has given us) Rough mock up of dining room

Lads....

Absolutely killing it on the Black Friday deals Glad I waited to order furniture and appliances 6 dining chairs, an accent chair and 2 office chairs.

Dear #youtube I would like to complain in the strongest possible terms concerning some of the advertisements presented to me by your #marketing algorithms.

Amazing call from official scouser @mikeygow.bsky.social . We will be eternally grateful. Cant wait for the match on Saturday now 👀👀

A stowaway on #Merseyrail!

Just got an email from #EFC I swear we support the best club on Planet Earth 🌎 💙 👀 #UTFT

A bit like this?

Jurgen is back in town.

More good news. We have reached a compromise on the Red Door vs Blue Door battle. I just have to make sure she doesn’t find out it’s NYU Shanghai Purple (she thinks it’s the Queen’s Royal Purple 😂)

Apparently, I’ve been promoted. Senior Lecturer (Associate Professor) Which just goes to show that a callous disregard for careerism and an unswerving commitment to procrastination will always find a way.

Can anyone #Liverpool based recommend a carpet fitter to do a small job in our apartment. Replace carpet on stairs once we move out. Maybe also refit/replace some loose laminate bathroom tiles Bathroom 3sqm approx Stairs 6sqm approx Small job, but any recommendations appreciated

FUXSAKE

Now that I’m a real Scouser with a purple bin, I thought I might get some boss scran before watching the #Everton game. #UTFT

Steve’s finally joined us here on BlueSky Give him a follow #Everton fans! #EFC #UTFT #NSNO

A spot of relaxing music to help me decorate! #Metallica

If you missed out on #Everton Way and regret it - like I did - then #EFC just announced a new section for commemorative tiles Inside the Dock Rails in the fanzone, and some will make up the Archibald Leitch motif @gwedlid.bsky.social #UTFT

No. It’s an act of solidarity. I’m MacWool. And I endorse this statement.

At least one person will rejoice at the news Mike Ashley is kicking SWFC’s tires. @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

Spent all yesterday sanding and cleaning walls. This AM decided to put a first coat on the boys bedroom. Before and after. Had to stop as I’ve now got a 3hr delivery window for his bed…. #EFC

Found a new use for the People’s Daily

Found a new use for the People’s Daily

I love scousers! 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

MORNING!

Jesus Christ almighty If you haven’t tried this yet, get down to Smithdown Road. Outrageously good Mexican. 🇲🇽

@mikeygow.bsky.social @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

The boy has demanded food

Thanks a bunch folks. I just read these out loud and the most popular option with the Mrs was….. Divorce.

Haven’t even moved in yet, and the marital shithousery has already started. She wants a *red* front door. Advice please #Everton fans.

Hypothesis: L18 Genuine Scousers are less anti-Wool than L36 Wannabe Scousers Research Method Move into house with belongings packed, wherever possible, into large Sports Direct bags, wearing Slazengers, white socks and Lonsdale. Smile and wave at neighbours whenever opportunity arises Thoughts?

Found the Hats! MacWool might be at the Fulham game.

The latest instalment of The @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social Chronicles Ahead of England’s historic #Rugby League 🏉 Ashes game at #Everton’s magnificent stadium.

Shaun Maloney

By the beard of Zeus!

Insomnia is a terrible thing So I amused myself by digitally shaving @gwedlid.bsky.social 😂😂😂

Great Scott!

Stood up a cheered Beto for his overhead kick effort yesterday. Some miserable twat behind me shouted “He missed ya dickhead” No, pal. Vicario made a superb point blank save. A striker in Jan isn’t as crucial as new fullback options #Everton

Martin O Neill you say….?

“Get me a taxi to the Job Centre!”

I have a very bad feeling about this...