Just a quick thank you to everybody who writes a review for my books. This little run of them is so nice to hear. Make sure you tell other people too 😁

Hahahahahahahahaha (the ha-ing continues).

I read all four Erin Callahan books over the weekend.

Baby’s Breath is currently £0.99. Which is, frankly, suspiciously cheap for a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ thriller. Make of that what you will. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0FK...

Read all three Erin Callahan books on Kindle thought they were 👍

Ah, the life of an author. The Decade In Tory Sunday Times bestseller Royalties: £0.00 Four Chancellors and a Funeral Sunday Times bestseller Royalties: £0.00 Tories: The End of an Error NOT a Sunday Times bestseller Royalties: £368.67 (but not actually paid yet). That's 3 years work.

Privatisation is on average 40% more expensive than the Government doing it. So if you cancel $140bn of Privatisation spending you can replace it with $100bn of Government provided services. Cancel Privatisation.

Baby’s Breath is currently £0.99. Which is, frankly, suspiciously cheap for a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ thriller. Make of that what you will. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0FK...

Now France is denying airspace…

Every trans day of visibility I try to think of more things I can do to support my community. This year all I can think is 'nude calendar'. Calendar girls style. One month should now be someone surronded by kitkats. But seriously, I think we could raise money with this one.

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Am I the only person on the planet who thought The Pitt was exactly the same as the previous 47 soapy America hospital dramas, gave up after half an episode, and now feels like a pillock for believing the hype?

I also recommend watching this. Ignore the fact he's Labour and they're failing. Listen to the man. Honestly, I found myself wishing he could be PM by 3pm tomorrow. youtu.be/1EQmShm3x4I?...

If you've read any of these books, please do me a favour and write a quick review. Reviews trigger the algorithms. So your review is how people find books they'll enjoy. Much appreciated x www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV...

@wulfhelm.bsky.social That’s you fucked sunshine.

If you've read any of these books, please do me a favour and write a quick review. Reviews trigger the algorithms. So your review is how people find books they'll enjoy. Much appreciated x www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV...

These are, annoyingly, actually free on Kindle Unlimited. Four ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ thrillers. Or you can buy them, if you're bloody made of money. £3.99 | £14.99 So that's your weekend sorted. You're welcome.

My better half created a shelf for my last 3 years of work. Personally I prefer the shelf below, but I appreciate the thought.

These are, annoyingly, actually free on Kindle Unlimited. Four ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ thrillers. Or you can buy them, if you're bloody made of money. £3.99 | £14.99 So that's your weekend sorted. You're welcome.

On my Birthday list for next week as I enjoyed Baby’s Breath. I am so old school that I don’t care if Kindle is free…….I have to hold a book…….smell the book…..feel the pages……and fold said pages as a bookmark. I know…..Philistine 😉🤣

Just about to start - I’ve absolutely devoured the last 3 so shouldn’t take me too long!! 🥴📖

Book 4 is out today — "Whitewashed Tombs" If you’ve read the series so far, tell me favourite moment or lines (No spoilers) All four books free on Kindle Unlimited £3.99 | £14.99 to buy www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0GT...

In light of recent panic about people having more than one language in their heads, I thought I’d do something deeply unpatriotic: A thread of my favourite weird Afrikaans words 🇿🇦 You’re welcome / I’m sorry. 🐻

Baby's Breath 5⭐ A spectacularly satisfying thriller Fallen Feathers 5⭐ Scintillating, wicked & gut wrenching After The Child 5⭐ Totally gripped from start to finish Whitewashed Tombs NEW! Read the entire series free on Kindle Unlimited £3.99 to buy www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV...

Okay, fine. This is the best thing I've ever seen. Also, @larryandpaul.bsky.social didn't FORCE me to give them my packed lunch — I WANTED to do it. youtu.be/Sh2laOqOk6o?...

Got some catching up to do, just finished Baby's breath. And very good it is too.

Do NOT start the ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Erin Callahan series at Book 4 (out today). You won’t have a clue what’s going on. Which, to be fair, puts you in line with the protagonist. Fortunately the whole series is free on Kindle Unlimited. Yay! Free!! Or buy: £3.99 | £14.99 each www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV...

Is this your doing, @wulfhelm.bsky.social?

Can this be a coincidence?

Book 4 is out today — "Whitewashed Tombs" If you’ve read the series so far, tell me favourite moment or lines (No spoilers) All four books free on Kindle Unlimited £3.99 | £14.99 to buy www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0GT...

Another one out tomorrow. Book 4 in the ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ series. Reading these is starting to feel less like a hobby and more like a lifestyle choice. Whitewashed Tombs Free on Kindle Unlimited £3.99 | £14.99 Preorder if you must: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0GT...

I'd like to t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶ slap @larryandpaul.bsky.social for reminding me this photo exists

Just finished Falling Feathers, brilliant stuff altogether russ

The best new music I've heard for 10 years. Yeah, they dress like a novelty act, and it's initially confusing. But this is staggeringly good. Microtonal looping, turning rock into techno with jazz time signatures that you can dance to. Genuine genius. Give it your time. youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...

Another one out tomorrow. Book 4 in the ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ series. Reading these is starting to feel less like a hobby and more like a lifestyle choice. Whitewashed Tombs Free on Kindle Unlimited £3.99 | £14.99 Preorder if you must: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0GT...

I've been hearing about Al Carns for a year or more, but this is the first time I've seen a long interview with him. Extremely impressive. Future PM material. youtu.be/1EQmShm3x4I?...

The thing is, Iran can do that. So csn any oil state. I'm not excusing Trump or justifying Iran. But the global susceptibility to oil manipulation has been known for decades. And so has the climate crisis. And for the most part, govts have ignored it, and just taken the donations from Shell.

I appear to have written another one. Sorry. Whitewashed Tombs Book 4 in the Erin Callahan series. If you like a fuck-up protagonist who just keeps making things worse for herself, you’ll probably enjoy it. Free on Kindle Unlimited (£3.99 to buy) www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0GT...

I'm the only president to make doctors are so concerned that they constantly give me cognitive tests.

I'm half-way through book 2 and rationing myself because it's brilliant; I know you're writing more, but I'm hoping to stay at least 2 books behind you for the next 20 years or so 😂

I stepped barefoot in dog shit for the fiftieth time, and it's all your fault.

I appear to have written another one. Sorry. Whitewashed Tombs Book 4 in the Erin Callahan series. If you like a fuck-up protagonist who just keeps making things worse for herself, you’ll probably enjoy it. Free on Kindle Unlimited (£3.99 to buy) www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0GT...

Ahem. "Whitewashed Tombs", the 4th book in the ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Erin Callahan series, is now available to preorder, and will be published on 28th March. Free on Kindle Unlimited £3.99 to buy ebook Or paperback if you prefer. As you were, Brenda. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0GT...

No office will allow smoking, because of the risk of being sued over secondary smoke. No shops or transport networks: same reasons. No bar or restaurant would allow it, because 80% of customers hate it, and would stop going. So who does this help? Nobody. Performative bullshit. Again.

Good. Even I knew about the meth when I wrote Decade In Tory, and I live 180 miles from Westminster. It wasn't exactly a secret, but the lawyers wouldn't let me include it in the book.

"i can't give these books away!" Turns out I can. Free on Kindle Unlimited (£3.99 to buy). The entire ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ series, and book 4 will be joining them in a couple of weeks. Have fun! www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV8

2 things the Tories never mention about defence. 1. They failed to keep Armed Forces pay inline with inflation. This does much to explain the recruitment crisis. 2. Brexit devalued the £ by one sixth. Most defence contracts are in $. Brexit was catastrophic for defence.

"i can't give these books away!" Turns out I can. Free on Kindle Unlimited (£3.99 to buy). The entire ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ series, and book 4 will be joining them in a couple of weeks. Have fun! www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV8

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…