A chance on Monday to win and go above Liverpool and Man United………. ……Enter Everton stage left.

The GOAT. Never replaced - always loved.

What was it he said - ‘let the bodies pile high?’ Get him in prison. Cunt. www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...

Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage. www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...

A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.

The darkest day in labours history. Starmer legacy. An absolute disgrace.

Nigel Farage is actually quoted as saying that the Home Secretary ‘sounds like a Reform supporter’ with these horrible policies. She probably thinks that’s a good thing - most right minded people think it’s a disgrace.

I used to dispose Priti Patel and Braverman for what they used to say about the most vulnerable people in who have made it to UK. This is as bad if not worse than anything they said. I fucking hate this Labour government and everything they stand for. Absolute cretins.

Honestly baffles me there are people out there that don’t rate Harry Kane.

Can I bring a mate along he plays padel? The mate:

Name the band…..

1) 9 games KO at 3pm on Sat. 1 game 4pm kick off on a Sun. 2) VAR bin it, bring back shit referees making shit decisions on their own. With the odd shit linesman decision 3) Danny Murphy being banned having an opinion on football. 4) Shirts lasting 2 seasons again 5) bring back 4-4-fucking-2

Nigel Farage is still a cunt.

Isn’t it funny that it’s always the same cry arses moaning about ‘bias’. The irony of these people who have their own tv programme or newspaper column is fucking breath taking. And it’s all the same people - same ones who complain about flags or statues or boats. Absolute cunts all of them.

Don’t recall Sky running a poll for O’Briens header vs Spurs? FWIW both goals should have stood. Goalies aren’t saving either of them.

He’s fucking brilliant at this.

It’s bonkers Moyes has looked at the team and how we’ve struggled the last 3-4 games and thought. I only need to make one change this week. Rohl and/or Alcaraz should have been put in. I know he knows more than me but feels mad to not change it up. Now let’s get a win! #UTFT

Just win today @evertonfc.com ffs.

3 points are a must for me tomorrow. However he goes about it I hope Moyes gives Rohl, Barry and Dibling a good run out and makes a change at Right Back. I am concerned about that Kevin for Fulham though. Reckon he could tear O’Brien a new’un if he’s still in. #UTFT

Facts.

Let’s not be as bad as the racists and the right wing nut jobs is quite the fucking empty headed thoughts I’d expect from this Labour Party. No aspiration or want to improve lives, just don’t be as bad as something catastrophic. I hope people who’ve left never go back. I won’t be.

Hahahaha fucking brilliant that!

Todays episode of ‘I know nothing’

Well colour me shocked. I would never have thought that this absolute knobhead would fall into the category of someone who doesn’t want to pay tax. Rather than pay taxes to fix something his answer is to fuck off abroad. Bring in a wealth tax now.

He's very very very special

Merlin Rohl has to start on Saturday for me. Not sure for who but get him in the team from the off. #UTFT

A reminder that I don’t know what I am talking about

What the fuck was that second half? Serving up shit and substitutions like that will quickly lose you friends and patience #UTFT

Whatever happens today the Jake O’Brien right back premier league tour needs to end

Disgraceful start to a half this. Professional football players who can’t do the fucking basics of the game.

Desperately hope these chances aren’t gonna bite us on the jacksy #UTFT

We are gonna win tonight. Barry first goal. Bookmark this. #UTFT

Beautiful this. Give it 5 mins of your time blues. www.instagram.com/reel/DQeJ4BC...

Just two sets of news items today - There is someone in Buckingham palace who is a nonce but won’t see a set of police handcuffs or any jail But stream Bournemouth vs Fulham and they’ll jump on you and you’ll end up with a criminal record. Country is absolutely fucked.

This is absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

Tonight has had me fuming again about the league cup. I still can’t believe we chucked in a reasonable shot at a trophy to that Wolves side, they’re absolutely fucking shite and this competition is there for the taking. Absolute madness.

Only 29 asylum appeals have been made to the ECHR in the last 45 years you dimwit. For that non-existent benefit you would sacrifice the right to life, liberty, fair trial, freedom of expression, thought, religion, protection from torture, slavery, etc. Fucking idiot.

House of Dynamite 🧨 - worth a watch.

Monarchists are some of the weirdest people on the planet.

Few thoughts after yesterdays game: - Inconsistency will happen this season. We’ve signed young players and we couldn’t fix every gap in summer; it’ll take time. - Im not Moyes biggest fan but calls to sack him are mad right now. -Biggest gripe: chucking the League Cup. Still fuming about it. #UTFT

Craig Pawson has lost control of this, he’s the absolute worst in a sea full of shit incompetent referees

Absolute piss take that. Volley these everywhere @evertonfc.com

I can honestly say I’ve never ever ever noticed this. You know why? Cos I’m not a racist piece of shit.

Us evertonians must never change. 😂😂 Right next to each other on my feed. @barry1878.bsky.social @alexefctoffee.bsky.social

Spending my morning watching some absolute filth from Guti. What a player he was btw! youtu.be/OM7p5iDStmo?...

Zack Polanski on Prince Andrew, "This is demonstrative of a much wider systemic issue, which is men in power who - allegedly - abuse women" "Ukrainians should decide the future of Ukraine, not Donald Trump" "Donald Trump stands for one thing, and that's Donald Trump"