Wow. Praise be to Allah, Jehovah and the People's Front of Judea for WhatsApp, via which I have sent that image to as many piss-boiled Kopites as I can muster.

I see you @meisarch.bsky.social vroom vroom. 0-131 (decibels) in seconds.

Let us all know if you need any help @tonycampari.bsky.social ?

I’m breaking my leave at 2-0 down rule to give these disappointing bastards until minute 60 before I leave, then that big alpha you see leaving the arena is your pal here.

Genius at work

The journalist in the right place, at the right time, with the scoop. @tonycampari.bsky.social

This is fantastic news for Notts Forest @tonycampari.bsky.social Get them long socks out lads www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

Only one source I trust, ‘Scoop’ @tonycampari.bsky.social

Honest to God, the thrill I felt when I saw him reply wasn't normal @tonycampari.bsky.social

As you suggested 'Scoop', you're a genius @tonycampari.bsky.social @colmkavanagh.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

@tonycampari.bsky.social Bravo again sir youtu.be/mk0vwVFwOck?...

Is @tonycampari.bsky.social working for CNBC now??

Notts Forest being shit this season couldn’t have happened to a better club. Horrible behaviour from an arrogant owner, robbed Palace of their rightful place in the Europa League, binned off their best manager since Clough & awful entitled set of fans. Back in their rightful place in the bottom 5!

We’ve a so called leader of the western world standing up at the UN denying climate change, and demonstrably lying at every turn. Yet no politicians nor media able to bring him down. We’re sleepwalking through another future history lesson on how us lapsed chimps destroy ourselves and all around us.

Tell you what though, the whole referee leadership and personnel in the Premier League needs ripping up and starting again doesn’t it? There’s plenty of foreign talent in players and management imported, why not referees too. The current officiating damages their beloved brand. Cut them all.

Everton are getting better.

The journalist's journalist. The pal's pal, pal

Incredible @tonycampari.bsky.social

Are you aware of Gianluca Chianti @tonycampari.bsky.social ?

Definitely nicer chilled 🍷

Chilling red wine was a game changer for me and I know try and convert everyone. It's so much nicer. All room temperature drinks are grim. Why would you not. Thank you azul. 😁

Just overheard a Mansfield fan telling his bird the 5th loudest stadium line. Must be true, Tony Bellew confirmed it.

Must be true. @tonycampari.bsky.social is an esteemed journalist and never lies, pal.

Is this an online publication using Luca Chianti/Tony Campari statistics 📊 again? 😂😂💙 @tonycampari.bsky.social

Hahahaha

Into 'em blues! #EFC #UTFT

It’s one of the most cherished and celebrated aspects of Evertonia… These Match Previews from the main man @tonycampari.bsky.social are not to be missed… #UTFT

Everton v Brighton Preview on @grandoldteam.com with a lovely illustration from @thebluedoodler.com. Covers stadium chat, Greek mythology, liking Radiohead and transfer virgins. www.grandoldteam.com/2025/08/23/e...

"Enviously looking down, like a smited ugly sister". It could've just been that, less is more.

Everton v Brighton Preview on @grandoldteam.com with a lovely illustration from @thebluedoodler.com. Covers stadium chat, Greek mythology, liking Radiohead and transfer virgins. www.grandoldteam.com/2025/08/23/e...

Everton's commercial team is already proving their worth, securing Dibling, along with Grealish, Ndiaye and Dewsbury-Hall will save approximately 55.0% on annual sock outlay. Figures provided by @tonycampari.bsky.social

Lived in Leeds since 2003 and I can’t fault a single word of it. Lovely stuff!

Essential pre-match reading. Enjoy...

A lot of people will be looking at their right side of midfield and wondering… just wondering… if Tony knows more than he’s letting on. Happy scouting, Tony. Although if it is just for pleasure - well, you’re one of the very few ITKs out there who deserves that luxury.

The Peoples airport!

Quick trip to the Campari homeland! Well done @liverpoolairport.bsky.social less than 7 minutes from kerb to lounge, no fast track. A new travel record.

Leeds v Everton Preview on @grandoldteam.com talks about NSNO lad, multiple biffs, Yorkshire mating habits and I put it into AI and asked to illustrate its favourite two bits. Here’s what it produced. Even better, art by @thebluedoodler.com and @tomchitty.bsky.social. What’s our name?

The sweetshop analogy sums up the challenge facing UK High Streets perfectly 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Lynx Africa, fight her orc, oh my God it's like a summers worth of beautiful creative bile has burst out of you in a celebration of not being from Leeds. Just outstanding writing. Thanks for making me laugh in a carpark.

Chimp Mind. That Steve Peters thing is THE worst training I've experienced. Disaffected simpletons. Patience and dry crotches. Hope as a precious commodity. Multiple Biffs. K-Dewbs. Signings v. Spewing August points. Pragmatism. 9 months to go: here's to many more wonderful previews 💙

Leeds v Everton Preview on @grandoldteam.com talks about NSNO lad, multiple biffs, Yorkshire mating habits and I put it into AI and asked to illustrate its favourite two bits. Here’s what it produced. Even better, art by @thebluedoodler.com and @tomchitty.bsky.social. What’s our name?

@tonycampari.bsky.social You little devil

@tonycampari.bsky.social You glorious man www.hammers.news/news/top-ins...

Seems his new career is being his own agent.

😂 @tonycampari.bsky.social is a digital menace “Howay the persons!” 😂👏 #EFC

The man is a bonafide genius. I commented the other week, we have @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social like the MI5 - winding up Everton fans. @tonycampari.bsky.social is the MI6 winding up anyone and everyone else 😂

Happy Sunday to all #Everton fans from @tonycampari.bsky.social 😂