Brian of Huyrabia?

'Your society's broken. So who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No, let's blame the people with no power and no money and immigrants who don't even have a vote yet. Yeah, it must be their fucking fault.' - Iain Banks

FAR too easy for PSG. Come on Bayern..........

All Bayern then?

Lovely that mate.

Imagine the bloke in the Royal Blue Everton tie rocking a mahoosive, unkempt-looking beard, and smelling of Diesel oil, and you have the one, the only @gwedlid.bsky.social 😆

Why do we concede so many late, late goals?

The "David Moyes bottles it against the big teams" people have gone a bit quiet.

Rohl walks into this side from now on, okay?

Two uber tap ins for Barry But they all count!

Oooooofffff unlucky Illy lad

You can't start blaming Moyes here, I'm sorry. He's worked wonders with a third of his starting 11 playing out of position week in week out. Even Sunderland spent more on the squad that we have.

Tarky hardly fucking touched him. Remember when footie was a contact sport?

If Everton were to sit any deeper, we'd be behind the fucking touchline.

Who fancies a game of 'Everton Shots on Target Bingo'? What minute are you going?💙

3% possession yet... we can technically win.💙

First of what will no doubt be a series of absolute bs decisions by the ref.

Each to their own. It’s not for me, but neither is issuing empty threats of violence from a care home whilst smelling of cabbage.

Well, here's another. I'm going to be a dad for the first time. At the age of 43. Little baby GwedLid due early November. 💙

Jaysus. Mrs says I should drive a Range. Clearly she knows what I'm packing.

In case you’re wondering, this is a real post.

Cheese and Hamstring with Branston pickle please.

That's the end of most small business owners voting Green.

What better way is there to end a day's work, than an hour down the river with these two scallywags 💙

Charles commenting on the demolition of the East Wing 🔥"On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… …We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814 (when the British set fire to the White House)🔥 #eastwing #statedinner

"You stop the say mean things about my hoozeband. Don’t talk about he rape first wife. Or rape E. Jean Carroll. All those other womens. Or that 13-year-old Epstein girl who rat him out for be pedophile bad man. He call you names. #BeBest if you no allow to do same. Now I pass bucket. Put cash in."

Ever get the feeling you're being watched? Rufus says hello Blues, and Kopites are Gobshites👋💙

Er, yeah. Know how you feel mate.

Jack's gone the same way as our European competition aspirations 🫠

Look what arrived in the post @mikeygow.bsky.social . Shall make interesting early evening reading. 👌🏻

It's funny how they all popped up immediately with the same message. 🤔

Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

For the gardeners among us:- What's this tool called ?

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LotR, or Marvel

I've measured up, and I've 23 posts to go after this one 😰

Wife just came in, all upset. Saying "I cant believe she's been stabbed" I said "who's been stabbed?" She said "oh Reece, er Reece, what's her name?" "I don't know" I said "you do the famous actress... Reece somebody..." I said "a famous actress? Oh is it Witherspoon?" She said "no with a knife".

1. Jaffa Cakes - yes they ARE a biscuit 2. Fox's Crunch Cream 3. Jammie Dodger Notes #1 Anyone who likes plain digestive needs to have a serious good fucking long word with themselves. #2 Hobnobs would have scored higher if they were choccy hobnobs. #3 Bourbons & Custard Creams haven't aged well

SlimShots: #Eminem #f'djt

I was a bit too young to appreciate Roxy Music as a kid. But holy cowabunga do I love this song now. Don't agree? Find me a better one if you can on this average Wednesday eveningtide.

Chelsea to be awarded FIFA Peace Prize after stopping shooting altogether #fpl

Me stood on my roof earlier. As you do.

Post you, in another country

Ooh, now THAT'S a tempting offer.

A bonus regarding my seat position, I can barely see the away fans. Couldn’t hear them either yesterday, I honestly think they was in shock of the noise we created

Palantir in the NHS is linked to Mandelson Mandelson is linked to Wes Streeting Wes Streeting is defending Palantir’s involvement in the #NHS Nothing to see or everything to see Palantir must be removed from the NHS

And there you have it. Fuck the PGMOL and fuck the Premier League. @lfcr.bsky.social the most protected club in the league and still shite. #LFC

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Lovely that lad. Little Timmy's not arsed about the Derby. His evening walk is way more interesting.

Eek. Just remembered I'd posted this at 1:1