Everything in tesco goes up by 30p every couple of months. 2.75 for 8 fucking jaffa cakes. Tescos never made such obscene profits. I hate this fucking country.

To the tune of raspberry beret.. Keirnan Dewsbury hall, if he doesn't assist one then he'll probably score.. Keirnan Dewsbury hall, he used to be posh, but he isn't no more. 🤠

Barbie. I felt like I'd had my balls cut off.

Diamonds are mad aren't they? A peice of shiny glass we wear to say, I have accrued a certain level of wealth, please like or think well of me.

"I'm an artist, you give me a fucking tuba I'll get you something out of it" RIP john lennon. 🙏💙

Watching trump and infantino there, in today's world, scumbags rise to the top it seems. We value wealth and power instead of decency and integrity. Narcissistic twats.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Up the ra!

Great stuff. Proper gritty performance with lots of effort and brilliant game management. Super jackie grealish. 💙

I reckon that 3i/atlas is Jesus travelling back. And he ain't fucking happy.

Scumbags then. Scumbags now. 🤮

It's like listening to an 8 year old. An 8 year old dickhead.

My dodgy box aint working. I haven't said this for years but has anyone got a stream? 😁

Watching everton v Liverpool in 1977 and i bet it was boss in them days. No shirt sponser, massive heaving crowd and everyone with long hair and flares. I'd love that. 😁

Respect to every lunatic who's driving to Bournemouth.

I am an animal lover but pigs bring on themselves the delicious little fuckers.

Thinking about the first time I seen the toffee lady, about 1985. I was 10. Cost 2.50 to get in and a warm eccles cake was about 40p. If me ma had no money, they'd let us in for the last 20 minutes. Won the league that year. Happy days. 💙

Just had to wrestle someones nan for the last costco chicken. I regret nothing.

Please sign,our corrupt politicians MUST be held to account

I love stone island. If you can get some mug to pay 160 for a beanie hat then fair play to you. Genius.

Me off to see the kopites in work.

Is moyes gonna finish above Liverpool again. Imagine we had a lethal striker and a right back.

Who created god then?

Got an email off everton saying, see where you are on the waiting list and to my total shock, it doesn't work. Anyone have any joy with it?

UTFT. 💙

Why does no one talk about the fact brexit has decimated the country? 🤔

If 3i/atlas really was a spaceship, do you think the government would tell us? Enjoy the last days of your unprobed bumhole.

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Why have the cricket dudes got an adam ant white stripe on their faces? Is it suntan lotion?

Boarders, muslems and stamer. How thick can one guy be. Absolute dregs of society.

Terrific

Got the first pannetone today. I'm gonna get 4 different ones. A big chunk of pannetone with fresh filter coffee for breakfast is awesome. 😋

Jesus mary and Joseph. 😳

Suck on that, hans Christian Anderson. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Christmas trainees sorted.

My favourite book was written 200 years ago by an 18 year old girl. Who can guess what it is?

In our street, raj who's Indian, works from 6 am till 10pm 7 days a week. His 2 kids are off to university. He's more of a net benefit to society than the flag shaggers next door who sit around selling weed.

50 is such a weird age. Coming to terms with being old. Realising, in a nightclub, you'd stand out ya weirdo and why are you spending 100 quid on a tshirt. Who for? Grow old gracefully. It's hard man. 😩

We'd all like steak and chips for Christmas dinner but it's wrong. It's gotta be turkey. Thems the rules.

List 3 things you think your known for and your followers will tell you if your wrong. Dogs. Alcohol. Being threatened by @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role! Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances Thanks pals! 💙 #Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman #Wirral #ManualLabor

3i/atlas is gonna land here soon and say, take us to your leader, and were gonna have to take them to Donald Trump. He's actually a perfect representation of humanity.

Maximum monthly State Pension. Luxembourg £5,426 Norway £1,839 Switzerland £1,657 Denmark £1,486 Sweden £1,373 Belgium £1,338 Netherlands £1,322 France £1,254 Spain £1,238 UK £997 Guess which is unaffordable?

Crazy bitch pretending to be madelain mc cann needs a slap. As if that family haven't suffered enough.

A madras is the perfect heat, a vindaloo skirts the line and a phal is for divs showing off. Stop pretending your not in pain tough guy. 😛

Trying to distract the pets from the bangs. Toffees having sausages and randalls got his skateboard out.

Fuck sake. We're in for a long night fellow dog owners. 😩

I've lost count of the amount of staff TFG have hired for everton. They're a serious organisation and they expect performance. Moyes needs to buck his ideas up or he wont be around for long.

I dread to think where we'd be without ndiaye. Saving everyones arse most weeks.