Brilliant. 😂

I keep turning up at the match late and pissed, spend 5 minutes looking for my dads stone and then give up. There's too many. 😁

Did anyone else notice how many empty seats there was? Dotted all over the ground. Thought it was sold out. 🤔

I went to county rd for my pre match beverages. Quite a few do the same. It's hard to make a clean break.

I hope no one remembers me saying tyler dibling is the best English footballer since gazza.

I had to get off at half time. I'm sure wherever I am, everyone has a great time once I've left. 😢

At a job interview, I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, get me a guitar and I'll have a go.

Why do everton ladies get cheaper doughnuts than everton men? Not fair, wait till joey barton hears about this.

Imagine naming your kid jihad. Little baby jihad and his sister holy terror. 😀

🍀 As always, Celtic fans are on the right side of history 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇮🇪 🇵🇸

Wall to wall coverage about the rise in antisemitism but not one mention of why that may be. No one say the P word.

@barry1878.bsky.social lovely vid that baz. All lit up with the music. Stadium looks phenomenal. 👌

Got the race night, auction and raffle on saturday. I'm glad I'll be ok for that 💪 Aim to raise a few quid for prostate cancer support uk. If you have anything that could be donated to be raffled/auctioned off, please DM me!! Please repost too.

All the venal toadies he surrounds himself with are too scared to tell him he's talking utter nonsense. 1000%. My god he's a moron. 😩

I've just accidentally eaten a whole packet of jaffa biscuits. Burp! 😋

I really, really miss goodison park and get a little bit emotional thinking about it. 😢

What a perfect description of the orange nonce. 👌

Andy Burnhams a bit too centrist for me but it would be cool whipping my phone out and saying, here's me and the prime minister in the gladwys st. 😁

Them scruffs have been on a rampage in bootle. Zoom in on the van. Fucking rats.

This is what a leader looks like. 💙

Every fucking day. Zionists are just as bad as the nazis. Fucking savages.

On page 8 of a book before I realise I've read this years ago. I'm sure when I learn new stuff, it pushes old stuff out. My brain is confined to 64 gb.

Tell me not to throw half my wages on Michael keane, first goalscorer. 🤔

He's not exactly loveable but angus kinnear sounds very intelligent and qualified. It's great to have some competent people running the club after the clownshow of kenwright and moshiri.

Drinking chilled red wine and watching Hamilton. I'm so cultured nowadays.

A stone cold fucking moron.

I feel really bad for dele ali. He's gonna be filled with regrets which won't be good for his mental health which is already on the floor. I wish someone could help him.

Fucks sake everton. Feed the old yak!

Check out the billboard bottom of our street. Bootle is blue. 😁💙

Please repost!! Many thanks!!!

See ndiaye, Dewsbury hall and grealish playing little triangles together. They're brand new, wait till they get used to each other, throw dibling into the mix. Hold onto your tits blues. We're so back. 💙

I'm too sophisticated but can someone call al a wine nonce please.

I'm gonna bite the bullet and go with seat unique for the villa game. Just the basic one for 159. Has anyone been in the more premium ones like the tunnel club?

Superb article. 👌💙

Apparently, them rows at the top have been empty for all 3 games. 🤔

RIP purple aki. He touched a lot of people. 🙏

Blackpool was pretty depressing. In the arcade I had to pay 50 pence for a piss and I seen a really sad horse. More travel reviews next week.

It was Blackpool peir. No one won the 10 grand.

Today, we sat here and drank many beverages in the sun. Can anyone identify where.?

"It’s the last line that’s the kicker." via Stand up to Racism Bournemouth Christchurch & Poole

Wow! Awesome.

I've just told toffee we're having hangover sausages 😀

Yesterday, wellbeck missed an open goal, a penalty and they hit the post twice. I didn't realise how lucky we were. They'd have gone in at goodison. The curse has been lifted. 😀

Oof. I'm a bit delicate this morning. Your fault jack grealish. 😩

What a wonderful day. Think of all the shit us blues have had to put up with over the last few years. Our futures bright man. I shall sleep like a big fat baby tonight. 💙

Because there's so few bars near the ground, how hard is it to get served? 😩 Also how hot is it in the terrace bar. Like a greenhouse. More reviews next week.

I'm sorry, I've just come.

Get dibling over the line and we've definitely stepped up in quality if not quantity so far. Kdh, aznou, grealish and dibling are quality. Still to be convinced on barry and alcaraz but good window overall.

Sky news saying deal agreed for dibling. 42 million with 6 million add ons.