Up the Toffees.

I supply and fit kitchens for a living. If i find you rude, snobby, condescending or obnoxious I add a £500 epic twat tax to your quote. I then pay it forward by knocking that £500 off the quote of somebody polite, friendly and humble. Good little system. Down with the twats.

👀 anybody able to identify this meal?

Yes lad. @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

Everton players who have played for England at the #Ashes: Frank Sugg Jack Sharp (while an #EFC player) Harry Makepeace

Everton's home match against Leeds is set to be their 5th Monday night kick-off of the season. Prior to this, the most Monday night kick-offs (8pm or later) they had in a league season was 4 in 2021/22. #EFC

Two Village Street tickets for Newcastle available- membership isn’t needed just email - well below face value Message me if interested 👍

One of their supporters said, when we announce a new manager they could let us know by releasing smoke from the chimneys like they do with the Pope 😂😂😂

Just accepted an offer on my house! Anyone got a house to sell in Liverpool??

EXCL - Thierno Barry on his tough start, overcoming adversity & that ovation from Everton fans "I’ve not had the career of the average player. Everything has happened really quickly & I've learnt from that adversity. It does inspire me" @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

Bob Latchford, pictured in front of his image on the mural at Goodison Park, before the final match with Southampton at Goodison on Sunday 18th May 2025. ⚽️💙

This is fake duck. It’s lucky it wasn’t named by the people who called fake bacon ‘Facon’.

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I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars..

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Liverpool docks at night 😍 📸 Craig Jenkinson

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Roses, Quality Street - step aside. There's a new sheriff in town.

Warning issued to Everton fans going to the Hill Dickinson Stadium www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

RS deciding which to fume about… 1) Van Dick no goal 2) Everton Stadium EUROs 2028

Looks well worth a look this. www.riba.org/explore/exhi...

Fesshole Live is coming your way! Get tickets for Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds. We’ll also be touring Sweden - Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm - and doing Anon Opin in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Fantastic for the City, even better for Everton and it's upset all the right people. You'll no doubt see infrastructure improvements, and legacy improvements as collateral to the area. Boosts the club's and stadium's profile. It's an absolute Win for Everton.

Batigol vs Fenomeno. Clash of the Titans.

Courtesy of Aaron Barton from the other place: Of Everton’s 34 seasons in the Premier League, they’ve only had more home points after six matches in 6 previous campaigns, with 11pts #EFC’s best return since 18/19. In 3 of the 6 campaigns that were 1 point better, we qualified for Europe that season.

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Kopites raging on all of the posts on Facebook about Evertons stadium being used for Euro 2028, lovely stuff. Reality is hitting.

We're on the Everton website 💙 www.evertonfc.com/news/2025/no...

Everton Stadium hosting 5 matches, Villa Park hosting 4 matches.

Hey Bluesky, my better half @gailmyerscough.co.uk has had a heck of a lot to deal with this year. She’s also a bit down because she hasn’t sold much recently. Please visit her site www.gailmyerscough.co.uk and have a look at her amazing designs. Thank you for reading, much appreciated xx

Arsenal, Saturday 8pm kick off 😮‍💨😮‍💨 gonna be fucking tasty that! If we don’t experience a hostile Hill Dickinson before then this should be the game that blows the roof off the place Not for everyone these fixture changes but I’m made up with this one #UTFT

Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role! Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances Thanks pals! 💙 #Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman #Wirral #ManualLabor

Doing anything charitable for Christmas? Contact the Head at local school to see if you can help a struggling family by buying the stuff for their Christmas dinner? Less than £30 will probably feed them all week, Turkey + trimmings. It's anon, we don't know the family they don't know us. Be nice.

So far, only 2 players have scored for Everton at each of the last 3 stadiums that have been their home ground - Anfield, Goodison Park and Hill Dickinson Stadium: Michael Keane and Idrissa Gueye. #EFC

I’m surprised no one has any footage from outside the stadium when we score. Would love to hear the noise

Everton brow.

A ‘nipple gripple’? 😂 Big Dunc would be proud of that throw by Tarks.

This weekend was ..

😍 Love Love Love This!

Shearer and Walcott on Motd both suggesting that a point away at Sunderland with how they are playing is a very good result for not only Arsenal but anyone on the road there. Perspective!

Most points we’ve had after 11 games (15) for 4 seasons. We’ve only had more than 15pts after 11 games in 3 of the last 10 seasons.

Really great analysis from Cai! Showed KDH dropping deep into midfield and Iroebunham or Gana going forwards and Fulham had no idea who to mark in our midfield. Completely overlooked this in the match but was really key in us bossing the ball today!

I'll give Moyes Credit absolutely today, switched out Garner to right back, I definitely think he's coaching/improving a young Tim Iroegbunam, also sticking with Barry who imo is improving all the time

Everton have taken 11 Premier League games to reach 4 wins this season - 10 fewer than last season. #EFC