So, a joke MP with 5 houses bought for cash, links to criminality and a £5Mill ‘gift’ in his bank… is so enraged at being held to account… that he resigns from the MP role he never did anyway…and demands a “people v the establishment” by-election to vote him back in. What an insufferable wanker.

The size of Roms back btw

Lovely goal.

We're signing Balogun aren't we?!

" I'm in the Pyramid stand, the side closest to Big Ben"

This crowd hasn't got a clue what they're watching have they? Like listening to a panto audience.

Entire Portugal World Cup campaign was essentially a case study of football in service of a celebrity. An immensely talented group of players all made to kowtow to a 41-year-old acting like a child up front. Embarrassing

Now I'm just a simple country lawyer but this guy sounds like a criminal

Up the Belgium.

that's right

Trump: "I didn't know what the hell a red card was. When I found out, I said, 'You gotta be kidding!'"

#Dogs are smarter than you think.

So the whole England squad will have stiffys tomorrow night? Lucky Dwight wasnt picked.

Poor Todd Blanche. 😵‍💫 He's in the unfortunate position of hiding the crimes of the Rapist in Chief. That sucks.

Still sounds like "yer ma" to me everytime a commentator says "Lamal"

He gets worse

Fkin ell not again

"Where you sitting lad?" "The pyramid stand mate."

That Mexico stadium is 7,220 feet above sea level. Prepare to see the ultimate 'blowing out their arses' after 30 minutes.

Oof

All over the show. Defense is shite

YIKES!!!! -- People have climbed atop the spire of the Empire State Building right now

To be completely honest, Pickford ought to be accustomed to being totally exposed at right back by now.

Oh Jordan

NEW Kit 9am tomorrow

Because absolutely no other images were available.

🚨 BREAKING: Ronald Koeman resigns and leaves his job as Netherlands head coach. 🇳🇱

It still feels like the old Everton to me, is Bill really dead?

Anfield is awash with goths. #mychemicalromance

🤡

Another one of those waste places up in flames this morning, what a coincidence hey?!

As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:

when it zoomed out I gasped

Drop a cop.

Me too

this is why i fuckin hate tennis www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...

Trump: "Abileruaiyii"

There be rain in them there skies.

Watch this video, the reflecting pool guy is in the Epstein Files

Years after scandal rocked FIFA the organization seems to be back to its old corrupt tricks. @tariqpanja.bsky.social

Oh dear