Want fries with your fungus meat?

All turning on Salah and Gerrard taking them down. Thanks in advance Santa.

Which bits of the shites' defending is 'a training ground exercise'? Asking the pundit.

Just how many times do people have to walk alone?

Forest fans singing "Feed The Scousers" Short story.

Dyche making my toes curl. Apparently he didn't have any money? Forgets Moyes took over his team the melt.

Remember Moyes first time round. Had periods where he seemed to stumble across a team that worked because of injuries, in spite of them. Thought it was luck but happening again. It's team spirit and graft to be fair.

He has a face for loving scoring to be fair. #EFC

Foreshadowing...

That rubbing his hands together in excitement #Dewsbury-Hall does sometimes. Proper genuine, like school was cancelled and you've got new football boots to try out and the council just cut the grass at the park.

When you sign Dewsbury-Hall you get free parking at the National Trust. True story.

Forest playing Basketball today.

Hahaha that Forest Wellend.

Fucking made up.

Has he shrunk?

Yerrrs.

Point of order. Finding a decent number 9 under £80m is like trying to find a fart in a jacuzzi these days. Barry was worth a punt looking at his stats. Plenty of half decent players slated early in their careers, especially in the Prem.

Some good shots of the Everton away support in this Bournemouth Vlog. youtu.be/SFa8BHp_Kng?...

Off to Liverpool for a couple of days tomorrow. Anywhere in the stadium open?

Beto to score and cuts to Barry wailing.

Imagine having a ruddy shot.

Everton trying to give some hope to kill you with.

That Everton predictor thing they message you about. #Cryingitintastic

Better story than Everton.

Anyone fancy a pint?

Can someone turn Everton off and on again.

Current crate Dig. #1996 #DnB youtu.be/9mdJhlfj7ck

What is wrong with people finding a way to ruin stuff?

Dewsbury-Hall is an inspired signing. Misses a game his absence will be glaring. A dream for Ndiaye and Grealish. Gives it and moves dragging people away and/or giving a great option if they don't track him. Contrast to previous seasons where our midfielders watched their pass and thought job done.

OK, so who has been lending out their booing slacks?

Real shame Amazon aren't filming at the shitpit this season.

It does get worse the more you watch it.

He's still at it.

Imagine if Everton had a decent Centre Forward.

Always waiting for that commentator kiss of death comment.

Quick free kicks allowed again now?

Tarkowski brewing a brain fart.

Would have been been funny if Keane had gone down and rolled around like they do.

Was it even a yellow?

Football pre match press conferences are dull aren't they unless someone is about to get the chop.

Sod it. Let's have a listen. e.radio-australia.org/embed/abc-sp...

One player or partnership that puts a half decent innings together will win this.

Take that!

Gutted if they get within 30 runs here. Going to be tight margins it's looking like.

Do they still have them stupid schooners at the Aussie Cricket?