Reckon BBC Sport should do a follow up piece with Jonjo

Some absolute competition winners in this Celtic team

Seems to be a lot of kids called Sebastian these days, or even ‘Sebby’ round here. If anyone wants to trace the beginning of the problems to a specific point.

Never got Phil Taylor onto the MOBOs did they? 1-0 Littler.

Crowd in the gallows viewing area, Newgate Prison 1868

I mean, sure, why not www.thefa.com/news/2026/fe...

Sigh of relief from political correspondents everywhere that they don’t need to pretend to know what a ‘Gorton and/or Denton’ is anymore.

Missed the Atalanta score last night. That’s some real vintage Dortmunding, there. Finest cuts we’ve seen in a while.

Genuinely so many good people at the BBC, best in class editors, producers and writers. But increasingly just as many scared of their own shadow desperately chasing a viral moment, and that’s how you end up with the bloke with Tourette’s sitting 20 rows back being mic’d up.

Is Moyes holding on for a replay?

Thatcher after seeing Relax get to no.1 on Top of the Pops, August 1984.

Coming round to the idea that my dream gig is to be sport editor for BBC Alba.

Robert Duvall joining an elite group of people who I’m sad to learn have died despite thinking they’d died several years ago. *Alongside Dickie Bird and Patricia Routledge, among others. It’s a broad church.

Bethell isn’t going to make it. Have never seen him play, but that hairdo tells me enough.

Al Capone, Alcatraz, 1934

We’re at the ‘have you considered the online security implications that Epstein didn’t?’ leg of late-stage capitalism

And that’s what happens when you take community assets and move them into the billionaire commodity class. Wouldn’t be quite so jarring if football didn’t still trade on its heritage so heavily.

Rupert Murdoch after winning the Wapping Dispute, 1986

Genuinely no idea if the sport is any good, but the Winter Olympics is tremendous soap opera. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

De Vito and Schwarzenegger nailed Twins so well I didn’t think they’d do another, but Hollywood loves a reboot.

Donnarumma could be the worst ‘great keeper’ since Seaman.

For the cricket heads, a good listen on why T20 and The Hundred are absolutely necessary, from someone who probably wishes it didn’t need it podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/u...

Does anyone know if it’s possible to rebuild a Mac? Like take out an old operating system and install a completely new one? #weaklemondrink #earmedicine

I see the Premier League launching its new ‘With Pride’ campaign has gone down *exactly* as you’d imagine with global fan bases. Really couldn’t pay me enough to be running their social channels today.

As much as anything else on Gaiman, right now must be the worst time for a man accused of sex crimes to be giving it the ‘actually no, it is I, the famous and wealthy man, who is the victim’ dance?

Is it possible to have a #kitfume by proxy? Because that Brentford away is Castore-levels.

Joe McCarthy with the White House staff roll, 1951

Thafuckstha? #teamfume (Haven’t actually seen it yet)

Can not wait to see what they come up with for Windrush Day.

If he’s not on for extra defensive cover, then why is McNeill on the pitch?

Oh football. I see Everton shining some rainbow lights on their ground with the message ‘all together now’ has gone down exactly as you’d expect among internet commenters.

Doing one of those ‘thought that had already happened’ posts about Braverman, but actually meaning it this time.

Si Stone out of the blocks early on United Are Back

I see yer man lost the incel wrestling and then threw a ‘men’s mental health’ into his post-match. A strange presence in a sport I absolutely can’t get my head round.

Due to an unforgivable Christmas present oversight by an auntie, my 9-year-old son, and therefore whole house, has entered its Lynx Africa phase early.

Top, top AFCONING here, lads.

Moyes has zero pedigree in developing young talent. Even Wal Smith wanted to get Rooney in early.

Anyone know if Ferguson ever goes home? Just wandering about the ground nobody sure what to say to him

Toughest day at Palace since George realised male pattern baldness is hereditary.

Friedkenwright!

Out of the Cup before three quarters of the top flight have even started in it. Stick that on the timeline.

Still, excited for that gutsy 2-2 at Villa next week after losing this

Hire Moyes, get Moyes *shrugs*

Surely seeing if Keane can do a Paul Warhurst has to be worth a go at some point.

Fair play to BBC Sport for publishing a longish piece on what David Batty did after retiring and not actually finding out.

I see yer auld da who’s into ‘The Kneecap’ is back in work

We’re all going to die in a nuclear winter anyway, so United really ought to do the decent thing, give us all a laugh and appoint Rafa, ‘Raffoh the Gaffoh’ has a ring to it.

Leader of the Kush Empire, 8th century BC.

Not saying Celtic are no good, but they’ve just conceded two to big Chermiti in 10 minutes.

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