Dunno if Skipton has a small but vocal Argentinian community or if it’s just an ignorant twat deciding to let off fireworks as I’m giving the dog her last wee.

I’m setting my clock back to 19.45 when this country was last in the World Cup

I’ll tell you WHAT you get!!! The pathetic spectacle of Dan Burn!!! DAN BURN!!! Scuttling around as a centre forward in the 94th minute!!!

One lesson to learn might be for those with enough money to follow England around the world, knock the fancy dress on the head, nothing more pathetic than a dejected looking 60 something crusader

At least Keir Starmer isn't getting a free trip to the final to pretend he likes football.

I know why we’re doing what we’re doing, but it just feels inevitable sitting so deep

It couldn’t be could it???!!!

See that prick Romero has deigned to turn up for this match then.

Messi’s dead eyes, fuck that prick

Always one daft look-at-me-prick to blame when it goes tits up, and here’s this years offender www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Heard some ‘footy’ reworking of Tom Hark - Piranhas earlier and I’m now somewhat* Las Malvinas Argentina!!! unfortunately *not really a-BOSH!!

I see Yardact have done their son…..oh actually it’s quite different and actually rather good

Quite like our new shirt, which doesn’t seem to be de rigueur for a kit launch on here.

People who do ‘saves’ on here #forthewatching And…

Just gave up on the wordle cause I was sick of random guessing letters trying to make a word, had 3 (2 in right place) Firstly, it’s not a word, it’s a sound, secondly, you could spell it about 60 different ways. Screw you guys NYT I’m going home

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jul 15 www.maptap.gg/challenge 79👏 88🎓 94🏆 99🔥 93👑 Score: 931 in 20.1s (5.4s to spare!)

www.maptap.gg July 15 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 94🏅 99🎯 Final score: 977 A P.B

Only good thing about France going out for me, is this smug little dweeb having the smile wiped off his grid

Me in work if France go out… #sweepstake

Michael Gove with a “WE DIDNT BURN THEM!!!” defence in light of the Covid enquiry into PPE wastage. Too fucking incompetent to actually enrich themselves, essentially.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/... Lol @ how long it takes her to get to the nub of it (30 seconds)

Been to a catholic funeral today, all the hits for the hymns, boy oh boy do they put the effort in, full 90 minutes I’d wager as opposed to yer C of E with the aul “in & out”

No need to like my MapTap scores each day, no matter how well meaning. Thank you for your attention to this matter

KitTok — Tuesday, 14-07-2026 👕 📅 1 ⬜ ⬜ 2 ✅ ❌ 3 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Used 🔥 Win streak · 17 I scored 26 pts (15 team 14 year, hint −3). Can you beat my score? Lol @ the hint to this giving the actual year #KitTok Play: www.KitTok.co.uk

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jul 14 www.maptap.gg/challenge 84🌟 60😐 94🏆 83🌟 84🌟 Score: 833 in 24.5s (1.0s to spare!)

www.maptap.gg July 14 90👑 99🎯 87🎓 94🏅 81🌟 Final score: 888 3 fat ladies

Wordle 1,851 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/... 2nd and last time I went, this is proustian!!

Good luck Roger tilling

Swearwordfollowedbynon-sequiturmendous 🙄 🙄 🙄

“Hi my names is USS Nimitz, I’ll be your Strait Of Hormuz escort today, will you be paying crypto or credit card?”

I’m proscribing the IRGC……46 years after the Islamic revolution

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jul 13 www.maptap.gg/challenge 86😁 96🏅 80✨ 95🏆 85😁 Score: 882 in 19.8s (5.7s to spare!)

www.maptap.gg July 13 94🏅 95🏅 100🎯 87🎉 48😟 Final score: 794 Boooo!

Wordle 1,850 4/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 All green

Have put trousers on for the first time in 18 days 😔

🎵 he’s my Ju-Jude… 🎵

Subterranean Homesick Blues on 6music, but it’s the Bob Dylan cover not the George Formby original unfortunately #niche

@johnneptune.bsky.social that Jiminez lad you’ve just let go, what was he in trouble for again? Was it sexting some under age lass?

Sound the Vickery alert for the next 3 days, liable to pop up anywhere and any time

As someone who finds English nationalism at best weird, and at worst fucking terrifying, there is some comfort in the football teams success being something you can take a degree of pleasure in, just via the piss boiling it engenders

Bold as brass!! He’ll need to get a wriggle on before Mouse comes back from her walk!

Lindsey Graham as well, been a bonanza weekend for the aul reaper, he’s probably on double time too

FUCK SAKES!! Grow up you pricks www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Flunked Connections completely this morning

Been off work since 25/6, have waited till the day before I go back to work to have a hangover

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jul 12 www.maptap.gg/challenge 92👑 97🏅 91🎉 88🎓 98🔥 Score: 929 in 22.3s (3.2s to spare!)

www.maptap.gg July 12 100🎯 97🔥 100🎯 92🏆 89👑 Final score: 940