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Rewatchables pod, 2 hours on Fargo gerrin

Welcome back @gillesy.bsky.social for the *checks notes* 4th time *sigh*

Connections Puzzle #1003 🟪🟨🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 #purplefirstcrew

Wordle 1,725 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#WhenTaken #742 (10.03.2026) I scored 901/1000👑 1️⃣📍1.6 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥇185/200 2️⃣📍547 m - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200 3️⃣📍789 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200 4️⃣📍350 km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥈156/200 5️⃣📍1.9 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈173/200

Still going daaaaan you Least End slaaaaags

Enjoy the FA Cup Port Vale

Dick

Quickly junkyard will we win??!! No!

I feel sick Tony!… BE SICK JUNKYARD FOOL, BE SICK!!! #WHUBRE

Vikki Sparks is simply the worst commentator that ever existed

Meh, home at least, but irrelevant for us… #cryingitin

Listening to 5live, two things to say about Aaron Paul… Firstly I think he’s a good egg, passionate and infectious about all football, secondly, you would NOT want to follow after him into the bog!!

Right, we get Port Vale at home and then go out tonight by the way

PSA reminder to make sure you’ve got all your muted words, phrases and # tags sorted ahead of the Cheltenham bore fest

#WhenTaken #741 (09.03.2026) I scored 735/1000🎗️ 1️⃣📍3.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈135/200 2️⃣📍194 km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈157/200 3️⃣📍755 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈164/200 4️⃣📍2.1K km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈134/200 5️⃣📍2.3K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈145/200

Connections Puzzle #1002 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,724 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Good boy Blake!! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hezzkewz bee but can hennyborry tell me why the fuck Port Vale have Glad All Over as post goal music??!! @mikethegerm.bsky.social @newfieldchris.bsky.social

🎶 divine hammer 🎶 ❗️ 🧨 🎆

Gone off in the porridge cup has it?

x.com/BlancosAway/... 2 things, who does this weapon remind me of, it’s bugging me, and how much gak has he done?

I feel love - Donna summer, 2nd time on 6music today and the 3rd time this weekend

Wordle 1,723 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#WhenTaken #740 (08.03.2026) I scored 976/1000👑 1️⃣📍1.3 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200 2️⃣📍413 m - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥇185/200 3️⃣📍94.1 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200 4️⃣📍112 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200 5️⃣📍3.6 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200

Thank god for the #specialrelationship

Been for a wonderful curry, life is good #neitherWashingtonorTehran

People who want Wrexham to win anything #names Fuck them cunts

🎶 I play postal chess with a man who doesn’t know me, I’ve got a better frown than…. 🎶 @neiltague.bsky.social #hmhb x.com/tabuteauS/st...

Finished 13-1 in a 14 goal thriller, reckon the damage was done in a 4 goals in 11 minutes spell towards the end of the 1st half (10-1 HT)

Just a complete waste of everyone’s time

Bit grim but… story on bbc news about impending death of Huntley, had the photo of Holly & Jessica accompanying it, the one of them in their Man Utd shirts, didn’t realise until now that photo was taken just 90 minutes before he abducted them, something about that has really got me, not sure why

I may as well tell you now Sue cook has pulled out

Wordle 1,722 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#WhenTaken #739 (07.03.2026) I scored 892/1000🏆 1️⃣📍277 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200 2️⃣📍53.9 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇196/200 3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥉103/200 4️⃣📍90.5 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇193/200 5️⃣📍405 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200

Femi Koleoso’s voice on the radio

No one has ever given a single fuck about the location of someone requesting a song on the radio. “I’m listening in the bath….” “We’re stuck in traffic” “On our way to Dover” “Dancing in the kitchen”

Sudden urge to hear this again after several decades open.spotify.com/track/6snpFs...

Lol @ Martinez (emi)

Just listening to talksport, imagine the craic and banter you’d have on a night on the piss with those two lunatics Alex Crook and Sam Matterface

#WhenTaken #738 (06.03.2026) I scored 844/1000🏅 1️⃣📍9.6K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉97/200 2️⃣📍854 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200 3️⃣📍525 m - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200 4️⃣📍4.8 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200 5️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥈161/200 Horror show on the first one

Wordle 1,721 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fucking baby word, grow up Wordle

Somewhere in Copenhagen right now. “Hi Thomas, have you seen the Spurs score?” “Who??!” “Tottenham, they’re losing 3-1” “Oh them!!! Right, yeah…are they playing tonight?”

The best thing about VAR is it makes it easier and easier to give less of a shit about football, thank god

stonking Square Ball Propoganda episode, it’s like following a soap opera when your favourite characters appear. The West Ham lad, I could genuinely listen to him for hours, like a modern day Frank Doberman The lovely wolves father and son. The mental weird Leicester fan Highlight of the week

Like a mooms bit blast from the past How did it go? “Hhhyepepep” or similar?

That hack Nick Harris proper going for Fabrizio Romano over in Shelbyville, you love to see it